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The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

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Cool! I haven't tried the snake/crow stuff. But, they do have a drink with snake blood and a shot of rice liquor. It's supposed to give you energy and have some kind of aphrodisiac effect.
 
Roids1 said:
Cool! I haven't tried the snake/crow stuff. But, they do have a drink with snake blood and a shot of rice liquor. It's supposed to give you energy and have some kind of aphrodisiac effect.
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ah yes, chinese NeoVar :wacko:
 
Werd! It probably does nothing like neovar. Had a few pints and a few prips at a mate's place earlier, then had to go an review three classes for a final exam next week. Didn't know htf I was gonna get through it. Wasn't so bad actually, and it was prolly more entertaining than usual. :thumb:
 
Do those fools speak English or do they spew that Chiner jive?

And +1,000 for that Perfect Circle No Quarter song. Those mother fuckers are the truth on some real shit.
 
Sanesloot said:
Do those fools speak English or do they spew that Chiner jive?.
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chinese cats are saying, WTF are those roundeye MFers on about now? :roflmao:
 
Very few speak english. Mostly just the students, and it's broken. I can speak just enough of the Chinese jive to get around and shit. I've gotten a helluva lot better since I've been here. It's still a pain in the ass though. I think I may have an accent or some shit. :daydream:
 
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There's this pub called Shangrila, where they have a Chinese section and section that's mostly foreigners. Folks are from all over in that bitch. We were there a while back and there were these two western looking chicks who'd just walk up and start dancing in front of you, stopping just short of grinding against your package. My mate started to wonder if they were for hire. Turns out they were Russian broads and they were for hire. So my mate ends up leaving with one. He asked me if I wanted to chip in and take the other, but I wasn't down for that. Apparently, there are a lot of soviet whores that frequent the pubs where foreigners hang out and solicit. If I were into paying for AP, this town would be a goldmine.
 
Roids1 said:
There's this pub called Shangrila, where they have a Chinese section and section that's mostly foreigners. Folks are from all over in that bitch. We were there a while back and there were these two western looking chicks who'd just walk up and start dancing in front of you, stopping just short of grinding against your package. My mate started to wonder if they were for hire. Turns out they were Russian broads and they were for hire. So my mate ends up leaving with one. He asked me if I wanted to chip in and take the other, but I wasn't down for that. Apparently, there are a lot of soviet whores that frequent the pubs where foreigners hang out and solicit. If I were into paying for AP, this town would be a goldmine.
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hookers are Russia's greatest export. You should check out Dubai sometime chief.

Paying for AP ain't my bag either, if I can't pull a broad with my nearBig Status and rugged good looks, I head home to give my LH a good raping :D
 
Ponyshow said:
Where's a good place to get some dumbells cheap?.........I wish I could find a good garage sale sumwhere.

Yeah knigg..........It's novelty for me too, but the fact it lowers my BP when taken ED is a Win Win.

My gear has been shipped.:thumb:

But those dicknoses over at RLS haven't sent my darts yet and I can't seem to get them on the phone......They already charged my CC. :mad:
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Check out craigslist for dumbbells and shit like that.

GICH!
 
So the hairy muff girl came over last night. AP her for a while then sprayed up her ass. I was kinda tired so I only AP once. Got like 4 hours of sleep the night before and did legs last night before she came over.

I laid a nice 9-12 inch cum rope on her ass though. I was proud of it.
 
Wow,... damn. I have some reading to do,...again. Ive been running around like crazy for the past week, getting ready for my last semester, setting up internship and dealing with all the damn books i need, like fuckin 20 of them bitches. This damn cold front comes in to Ga outta nowhere,... and whole damn state shuts down like every school and my University is like the only fuckin' one still open. Go figure.

Its fukin cold as shit, well, for Ga that is.
Wind chill is like 2 degrees this morning. And to top that off I barely could get outta my damn neighborhood, only to drive 45 minutes to campus on iced- ass roads.

ARGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On a side note,... I did meet this mad-crazy chic in Abnormal psyc this morning. I just might have to hit that..... :thumb:
 
That's good news knig! How hairy is that muff? Does she have a trail up to the belly button and shit?

Damn, this local hashish ain't too bad knigs! I'm bored as fuck over here, havin' a coldie, a few prips, rockin out to some old school sex pistols I found on youku.com.
 
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That's good news knig! How hairy is that muff? Does she have a trail up to the belly button and shit?
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It doesn't have a trail but it's pretty dense, like a forest. And it's kinda wide too. It could be trimmed but I've never had a bush like this so it's kinda exciting, a new thing.

I'm sure the novelty will wear off soon. Girls with shaved pussies are a dime a dozen anyway. Easy to find one of those.

She also gets wetter than wet. I love that.
 
Damn! Only problem is you can't go down there face first if it's too wet. I can't do it. A nice glaze is fine. But, if it's drenched and still flowing, ain't no way. Does she also have multiple orgasms?
 
I had a girl who would get so wet, she would have to wipe several times during AP... I needed the break anyway, but damn she was a slippery slope. did feel good ;)
 
Roids1 said:
Damn! Only problem is you can't go down there face first if it's too wet. I can't do it. A nice glaze is fine. But, if it's drenched and still flowing, ain't no way. Does she also have multiple orgasms?
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I haven't gone down on her. It'll be like putting your face on your front lawn right after a morning dew lol.

There are some girls that are shaved or trimmed and wet that I'll go down on. But this hair will probably tickle my face :roflmao:

No multiple orgasms. She's a girl that I could care less about pleasing. It's all about me!
 
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Very nice!!

Word, I don't suck either. In fact she texted me this morning how awesome I was last night.

I think she's one of those girls that cums but doesn't really make it known. Some girls are loud and some you can't really tell.
 
So cold here that some of my pipes are frozen. Not fun. Another bothersome thing lately is I'm getting massive insomnia on this tren clone. Doing that and a low dose of 4AD. It's hard as hell to fall asleep on this stuff. Anyone else tried it?
 
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I think she's one of those girls that cums but doesn't really make it known. Some girls are loud and some you can't really tell.
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That's my favorite when they keep their mouths shut and keep it a secret.

And I hate girls who take forever to orgasm.. Sex is great, but i usually don't like fucking for too long..
 
NiagaraBalls said:
So cold here that some of my pipes are frozen. Not fun. Another bothersome thing lately is I'm getting massive insomnia on this tren clone. Doing that and a low dose of 4AD. It's hard as hell to fall asleep on this stuff. Anyone else tried it?
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You should try sleeping on some Bunk ass Mdrol at 30mgs ED.. thats fun
 
I have some good stamina so I tend to fuck a little bit longer. But it depends though. If it's been a couple days since AP or JO etc.

I also find that the bigger the tits she has the less time it takes me to blow. Hmm.
 
On a lighter note, I think it's pretty funny that a guy w/ the highest post count of homoerotic sentiment is now calling me a faggot. Priceless!
 
Roids1 said:
Dude, I love the screamin'! It's like listening to the engine to know when it's time to shift gears!
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Word! Especially when they announce that they're going to cum.

It's like "that's right bitch!!!", then you fuck her harder!
 
NiagaraBalls said:
On a lighter note, I think it's pretty funny that a guy w/ the highest post count of homoerotic sentiment is now calling me a faggot. Priceless!
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Dude, don't be a fag and fuck with me anymore.

You're Cut off bitch!
 
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