Miraculous Eight Hour Turbo Purge!

[DaMayor]

Are you feeling bloated?, clogged?, stopped up? bunged? or simply want a fresh gastrointestinal start with a sparkling clean colon?
Well, I've found the simplest way to remedy all of these within an EIGHT HOUR PERIOD! Yes, that's right, EIGHT HOURS...OR LESS!

For your next late night cheat,

Just combine one of these...

and two serveings of these...

Within eight hours, you will have:
~ Lost Ten Pounds
~ Evacuated all toxins, food residue, and a nominal amount of intestonal lining from your digestive system.
~ Developed quads, hams, and glutes with a simple HIT routine~ run, squat, sqeeze, stand, run, squat, squeeze..etc.
~ Have strengthened your anal sphinctor x 10!
~ Have a hole in the Ozone layer named after you.

Yes, that's right! So simple even Cronno can do it, with anal sphinctor strengthening that Albob can enjoy during those intimate moments at home! Put some Fiber One in your Bum today!!

Side effects may include abdominal pain, cramping, intestonal protrusion, hemorroids, rectal bleeding, vocal stress, blindness, ED, OCD, PUD, REM, halucinations and skid marks.

 

[fufu]

I love Fiber One cereal. It is the primary component of my shitting regimen.

 

[soxmuscle]

Chipotle-away sold separately.

 

[DaMayor]

Chipotle-away sold separately.

 

[maniclion]

Is this supposed to be administered in enema form? What else do you mean by Fiber One in your Bum?

 

[FMJ]

Side effects may include abdominal pain, cramping, intestonal protrusion, hemorroids, rectal bleeding, vocal stress, blindness, ED, OCD, PUD, REM, halucinations and skid marks.

Ahhh, yet another fine product where the benefits certainly outweigh the risks! Fabulous.

 

[DaMayor]

Is this supposed to be administered in enema form? What else do you mean by Fiber One in your Bum?

That's as close as I could get to a rhyme at the time. Perhaps I should have said blast some Fiber One from your Bum. Which is still a possiblity for me....let you know after my workout.

 

[jmorrison]

I'm trying this tonight! Will it also make me toned? I don't want to be big, but I want to be toned.

 

[DaMayor]

I'm trying this tonight! Will it also make me toned? I don't want to be big, but I want to be toned.

Absolutely. It'll squeeze every ounce of fluid out of those muscle's.....and a few vital organs. Soon after, you will feel big, but really only be toned. This sensation/self perception is enhanced by hanging around with a big guy at the gym.

 

[maniclion]

I ate fiber one cereal one time for breakfast and an after workout snack for 3 days, day 4 I laid a log that looked like one big fiber one pellet, even had a grainy texture....it was AWWWWWESOME...