Captn's cabin

[Captn'stabbin]

Here is a thread for the drunks. I frequently get hammered so i figure this would be a good place for the drunks to convene and discuss the issues affecting the world today. Such as "what should i jerk off to later?" or "should i beat the shit out of my girlfriend for being dumb?""(switch it around it your a drunk bitch)

For tonight i'm scumbagging it and drinking gilby's vodka and a bottle of sake.
Where you guys at?

 

[theCaptn']

I'm a fan of the Captain . . . and Ive been hitting the booze pretty hard myself . . I got shitfaced last night with my boss on rum and red wine . . with this chick as well . .very close to AP

 

[Captn'stabbin]

I'm a fan of the Captain . . . and Ive been hitting the booze pretty hard myself . . I got shitfaced last night with my boss on rum and red wine . . with this chick as well . .very close to AP

hell yeah that's what i'm talking about. I got semi-clobbered last night lucky for me the night ended in a fight with my girl and then she pissed the bed. My life is pretty cool. ooh yeah i just put the sheets in the washer, my workout clothes came firs, of course.

 

[heavyiron]

Couple of ice cold Coors and a syringe full of Testosterone.

 

[Captn'stabbin]

Couple of ice cold Coors and a syringe full of Testosterone.

sweet, you can fed ex it if you want, i'll give you my acct number.

 

[heavyiron]

sweet, you can fed ex it if you want, i'll give you my acct number.

Mine all came from Florida so....

 

[kraken]

Ahh, may get enbalmed later tonight. Not sure the route I'll take yet. 10% or over beers, or Tullamore Dew?

 

[pitman]

Here is a thread for the drunks. I frequently get hammered so i figure this would be a good place for the drunks to convene and discuss the issues affecting the world today. Such as "what should i jerk off to later?" or "should i beat the shit out of my girlfriend for being dumb?""(switch it around it your a drunk bitch)

For tonight i'm scumbagging it and drinking gilby's vodka and a bottle of sake.
Where you guys at?

nooo way !!!! a fucking thread forum for the drunks and sociables...i love IRON MAGAZINE.COM..They know how to put a forum up..i love it!!!! Hi everyone im tim..aka pitmann...

 

[theCaptn']

the Capt. enjoys a good tot of rum on occassion . . in his own cabin, and those of other sea farers . .

 

[pitman]

the Capt. enjoys a good tot of rum on occassion . . in his own cabin, and those of other sea farers . .

aaaarrrrrrrrrrrr,captain i believe we are out of rum...

 

[jmorrison]

I get regularly shit-faced, but nothing compares to the long ago nights of Soju (spelling?) in Korea while I was in the military. I once woke up in a puddle of vomit, shit and blood. And the blood wasn't mine. Win?

 

[weldingman]

A cold beer and a cup of winny anyday

 

[Hoglander]

Oh yeah look at ME!!! I had "A" beer.

I don't even beat off until I've had a six pack. I've beaten off 3 times already. FAGS!!

 

[weldingman]

I have my ass sucked out after a 6 pac, queer,

 

[Hoglander]

You should write a book.... Fagtastic 6 pac Diet.

By Fagtastic

P.S. I love you guys

 

[Hoglander]

LOL I must have been wasted.

 

[theCaptn']

the Capt suggests there is no shame in a few man-tears . .

 

[Little Wing]

I get regularly shit-faced, but nothing compares to the long ago nights of Soju (spelling?) in Korea while I was in the military. I once woke up in a puddle of vomit, shit and blood. And the blood wasn't mine. Win?

tell us the rest of this story.

 

[Hoglander]

the Capt suggests there is no shame in a few man-tears . .

Thanks Captn

This ones for U with max lift @ 3:13

YouTube Video

 

[Little Wing]

there's no water till the end but this is probably what a day of pirating feels like

YouTube Video

 

[pitman]

the Capt suggests there is no shame in a few man-tears . .

hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm?

 

[jmorrison]

tell us the rest of this story.

I don't really know anymore about the story. It's the only time I ever actually blacked out. The last thing I remember was one of my buddies had me in a choke lock from behind while the bartender poured soju down my throat through a funnel.

I apparently got separated from my friends, and the next day 3 of us lost rank, one of my friends head got smashed by a brick and he looked like the elephant man, and my sergeant informed me that the MPs had found me the night before sleeping in a trash can outside of my barracks. The dragged me inside and my sergeant put me to bed (apparently).

When I woke up I had shit my pants, vomited all over my bed, and was COVERED in blood, but had no apparent injuries. The only reason I didnt get into trouble is NO ONE could actually recall me doing anything wrong other than shitting the bed.

 

[Little Wing]

I don't really know anymore about the story. It's the only time I ever actually blacked out. The last thing I remember was one of my buddies had me in a choke lock from behind while the bartender poured soju down my throat through a funnel.

I apparently got separated from my friends, and the next day 3 of us lost rank, one of my friends head got smashed by a brick and he looked like the elephant man, and my sergeant informed me that the MPs had found me the night before sleeping in a trash can outside of my barracks. The dragged me inside and my sergeant put me to bed (apparently).

When I woke up I had shit my pants, vomited all over my bed, and was COVERED in blood, but had no apparent injuries. The only reason I didnt get into trouble is NO ONE could actually recall me doing anything wrong other than shitting the bed.

that's a good story. there should be more of these in this thread.

 

[Captn'stabbin]

alright well due to unforeseen blk outs i haven't been able to make it in to the cabin.
Here's a short summary
friday- blacked out by myself at a bar cause my girl is only 20, yes i am a pedophile. Pretty much made a seen going out to dinner with my parents who i haven't seen in 3 years. Ended up starting a huge fight with my girl none of which i really remember. Jack daniels usually treats me better.
sat- patched things up with everyone. Started to drink around 4pm, VOdka and frozen lemonade, keystone lights and 350 of jack. pregame lasted till 12am then went to a party where i dominated the beer pong table. The jack finally took ahold of my girl and she went down, had to take her home. Despite the long hours of drinking i made it to the gym , almost threw up during db rows. But luckily enough for me it sparked some sweet heartburn for the rest of the night.

Also a sidenote to all the others who join the cabin: The captn' has never been so proud of all of you, whether it be shitting your pants, beating children and women, or even skull fucking the elderly keep proving them wrong.

 

[Captn'stabbin]

Mine all came from Florida so....

Ahh gotta love FL, i'm actually about to jump on a small one 10-12weeks at 500 of cyp. Should treat me well.

Ahh, may get enbalmed later tonight. Not sure the route I'll take yet. 10% or over beers, or Tullamore Dew?

I hope it was the tullamore dew, that stuff ain't bad at all.

 

[maniclion]

One time I was drinkin' underage at a Korean Karaoke Buy-Me-Drinkee Bar and these 2 muscle bound guys came in with 4 girls who looked like porn stars, they claimed to be professional Wrestlers, I gave them some ecstasy and was already flying on my own handful, next thing I know these guys pull out a wad of money and pay off the bartender to let them serve the drinks, they are behind the bar making all kinds of concoctions sending me, my friends and these four gals into oblivion. At some point I remember my vision was impaired, everyone was decapitated I assume from my lidded eyes, but I was still rather coherent. After a while of owning the bar we decided to go to an afterhours rave club with the bottles of vodka we stole from behind the bar. I barely remember being on the dance floor with 2 of the chicks grinding all over me, looking around at all these candyland raver kids staring at us like we were debauched hooligans. At some point I decided to go to the chill room and take a break cause my legs were cramping and when I returned to the dance room my new friends had disappeared, when I walked outside the sun was already up, 7 o'clock in the morning there I was still drunk and buzzing on ecstasy smelling like whore, with as I found out later, lipstick kisses all over my neck. My legs were too sore to walk back to the hotel so I found this little garden next to some real estate office and sat against the tree where no one could see me, and passed out for an hour. I got up still drunk, popped another tab and came stumbling out of the bushes while all these work-a-day people stared at me like I was a creature the nights should devour and never allow to see the light of day. I made the arduous 10 block journey back to the hotel and kicked all my friends out of bed for our traditional French Toast and Chi Chi (vodka, pineapple juice, cream of coconut blended with ice) breakfast at the little cafe downstairs which always prepared us for another day and night of partying.....

 

[jmorrison]

lol where at in Korea? Sounds like hooker hill!

 

[Captn'stabbin]

very nice. i woke up in my own puke on my friends parents dock. Sleeping outdoors is fun.

 

[Captn'stabbin]

Mr. stabbin will be loaded tonight.

 

[heavyiron]

Mr. stabbin will be loaded tonight.

Do tell!