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- Thread starter Bakerboy
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i'm awesome.
he states about himself with total detachment from reality, not really knowing he was a
cock swab!
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and as my mind bounced through random detached thoughts I had a notion that in order to harmonize with the syndrome of mortality I had to walk about with the soul snuffer to the edge of the abyss without a tether....
with egg roll in hand....
zombul
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i was off to church to repent for my sins
when on the way I ran into Ron Jeremy
when he told me about the secret to his
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moon monkey powered fantastical Uranus Penatrator flying machine, which by chance was heading to.......
the wonderful land of flying
taxis heading to the Hollywood address of a well known reality TV show agent casting for a new show that would be about
Zorgon, a planet made out of
a rubberband ball, a desolate barren planet where the women like the taste of latex, which is a wonderful thing considering...
that most women tasted like tuna from the
front, and peanuts from the rear.
The women from Zorgon speak in a language that
is only decipherable to fat, ugly chicks with a mole on their
the men of Zorgon have the tiniest penises in the galaxy so
they never wash them in hopes that the collective smegma will build-up and endow them by a few more millimeters...
(just feel like starting up an old tale)
Fetusaurus Rex
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once upon a time............
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can I get a cool story bro!?
One time i pulled my dick out of a girl ass and she wanted to suck me off as i blew a wad in her mouth just as i pulled it out of her ass... she earned 5 stars for that move she was the one who asked
One time at band camp, well it wasn't camp it was on a bus and I wasn't in the band we were coming home from an away game 100miles from our school and I snuck off the team bus and got on the cheerleader/band bus so I could mack on the girls...anyway I was fiddling this girl and she was kung-fu gripping me when I reached peak, I didn't know where to blast without having a mess around me so I decided to try a sling shot. I stood halfway with knee on seat saw everyone sleeping so I cocked myself down held out to the last second and then launched it like a catapult, all I saw in the dim car headlit air was a dull silver strand of goo launch across the aisle 2 seats up just grazing the tuba players cowlick and glaze the upper corner of his bottom window, me and the girl started snickering, then her friend asked what was funny so she told her until all of us in the back knew what was happening...finally it reached the tuba boy and he thought it was a loogie and started asking why someone would spit at him, what had he ever done, that he wasn't scared of germs and he wiped it with his bare hand and smeared it on his pants leg summoning a collective "EWWWWWW no he didn't" followed by a bwaahhhhh-haahahahahaha
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