Dog vs Police Car

[min0 lee]

That dog just tore the bumper off a car...imagine what it would do to a human.

What I really should have done was do my Chuck Norris impersonation and all would be good. What was I thinking.

 

[DOMS]

Grab the neck of a pitbull? That does nothing to it.
The way dog fighters break a pits grip from another pit is to use a "break stick" and insert it way back in his mouth..
This is the stick.

I always figured that, if caught by a dog, I'd jab my finger into its eyes.

 

[min0 lee]

I always figured that, if caught by a dog, I'd jab my finger into its eyes.

Easier said than done, that dog was so good that when I tried poking his eyes out he used the Moe stooge defense mechanism..Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.
Just kidding.
You can try that, just hope he stay's still while trying to aim for it.

 

[min0 lee]

Word! lmao

I dont think anyone here could subdue a 60 lb pitbull with just hands. If hes hellbent on locking on you, its gonna happen.

He was 76 pounds and he could crush a metal door knob.

 

[Fetusaurus Rex]

Grab the neck of a pitbull? That does nothing to it.
The way dog fighters break a pits grip from another pit is to use a "break stick" and insert it way back in his mouth..
This is the stick.

I totally read that as bread stick.....Bread sticks are pitbull's kryptonite

 

[DOMS]

Amish dildo?

 

[Fetusaurus Rex]

Amish dildo?

Amish women love the wood.....HAYOOOOO!

 

[AKIRA]

Lotta pussies in this thread.

 

[Dark Geared God]

yep you included

 

[min0 lee]

Lotta pussies in this thread.

Can you please film yourself fighting a pit. It would be educational.

 

[AKIRA]

I dont know what to say, I know I would win. No weapons needed. Ill start a thread about the man vs. wolf gig in a lil bit.

 

[min0 lee]

I dont know what to say, I know I would win. No weapons needed. Ill start a thread about the man vs. wolf gig in a lil bit.

Write a disclaimer first...Rob may get sued by your spouse after the wolf eats you for dinner.
Oh and please..no pics or it didn't happen.

 

[maniclion]

Grab the neck of a pitbull? That does nothing to it.
The way dog fighters break a pits grip from another pit is to use a "break stick" and insert it way back in his mouth..
This is the stick.

When my dogs fight I grip them under the jaw and use pressure points, they have similar nerve endings as we do. Try it at the back bends of your jaw press your fingers lightly and you'll feel what I mean, my dogs release very fast when I do this, they also have points on their shoulders and hips...that shit makes me like the dog whisperer....
But the break stick is the same principle I used when my puppies would try to bite my hand I stick my finger in their gag reflex and they soon associated biting my hand with gagging so they quit....

 

[T_man]

Akira I know you've been going to the gym and you're big and everything.

But I think you're underestimating dogs and overestimating your flesh. There are dogs that stand up to lions.

Having said that I don't know which would be worse, a very aggressive alley cat or a dog.

 

[KelJu]

I dont know what to say, I know I would win. No weapons needed. Ill start a thread about the man vs. wolf gig in a lil bit.

Lol!

What about a pit? You think you could take on a pit?

 

[Curt James]

Yeah, he didn't do squat.

If he actually did anything to the dog, there'd be a shit storm. Never mind that the dog is showing how aggressive it is.

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Not according to the guy on that video.

Makes me wonder what the police would have done if they weren't on camera.

But it was the cop's camera, wasn't it?

Can you please film yourself fighting a pit. It would be educational.

Lol!

What about a pit? You think you could take on a pit?

That's why I keep a nuke in my back pocket at all times. I'm pretty sure I can beat a pit.

Of course it'd be a one-time deal.

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[KelJu]

I hate Pit Bulls. I don't care what pit lovers say, they've been BRED to be aggressive for generations. Just like Labs were bred to retrieve, Pits were bred to fight. I love dogs in general, but I'm afraid I would have had to pop a cap in those mutts...then I'd go looking for their owner.

Don't hate the dog man, hate the stupid fucking people who think pits are playthings.

Dogs are social animals who follow a code of conduct just like people. If you were to raise a kid and never teach them the difference acceptable and unacceptable behavior, would you be surprised when that kid fucks up?

There should be a law that the owner of the pitbull will be charged for the crimes of the dog. If a pitbull assaults someone, you go to jail for assault. If a pitbull kills someone, you go to jail for murder.

Then all these niggers and white trash rednecks would finally stop abusing and neglecting these animals.

 

[T_man]

Pitbulls and cockroaches are the only organisms that can survive a nuclear explosion.

 

[Curt James]

^Damn. So much for my plan.

 

[SYN]

Don't hate the dog man, hate the stupid fucking people who think pits are playthings.

Dogs are social animals who follow a code of conduct just like people. If you were to raise a kid and never teach them the difference acceptable and unacceptable behavior, would you be surprised when that kid fucks up?

There should be a law that the owner of the pitbull will be charged for the crimes of the dog. If a pitbull assaults someone, you go to jail for assault. If a pitbull kills someone, you go to jail for murder.

Then all these niggers and white trash rednecks would finally stop abusing and neglecting these animals.

+1

Pitbulls and cockroaches are the only organisms that can survive a nuclear explosion.

And Chuck Norris

 

[KelJu]

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That's why I keep a nuke in my back pocket at all times. I'm pretty sure I can beat a pit.

Of course it'd be a one-time deal.

YouTube Video

I was getting a real kick out of the tough guy talk. I thought this thread was going to have potential.

 

[Dark Geared God]

Don't hate the dog man, hate the stupid fucking people who think pits are playthings.

Dogs are social animals who follow a code of conduct just like people. If you were to raise a kid and never teach them the difference acceptable and unacceptable behavior, would you be surprised when that kid fucks up?

There should be a law that the owner of the pitbull will be charged for the crimes of the dog. If a pitbull assaults someone, you go to jail for assault. If a pitbull kills someone, you go to jail for murder.

Then all these niggers and white trash rednecks would finally stop abusing and neglecting these animals.

i can feel your anger ..let it flow....

 

[MyK]

dogs are too much work.

The only pet I keep are male Bengal cats.

 

[SYN]

dogs are too much work.

The only pet I keep are male Bengal cats.

Those cats look meaner than that dog

 

[SYN]

I dont know what to say, I know I would win. No weapons needed. Ill start a thread about the man vs. wolf gig in a lil bit.

I used to have a book that had all kinds of true stories in it about hero animals. One was about a guy that decided it would be a good idea to break into this woman's house. She was sleeping, and as the burglar was rummaging through her things
WHAP
There comes this fucking cat from out of no where, latching onto this guys head. The guy kept slamming the cat into the cupboards, the sideboard, the wall, punching him, squeezing him, trying to get him off but he wouldn't give. The cat ended up with a few broken bones before it was over but survived and the guy ended up with his face being scared for life. No loot, and a fucked up face in a jail cell.

Point is, a tiny ass house cat fucked up this dudes world. So if you think you have any kind of chance bare handed against 80 pounds of raw muscle and teeth that's pissed off or defending it's territory, etc, then you better hope your buddies are packin' cause you really just don't know what you're talking about

 

[maniclion]

the guy ended up with his face being scared for life. No loot, and a fucked up face in a jail cell.

Scared for the rest of his life like this?

 

[b_reed23]

Blame the deed, not the breed.

I have 2 pit bulls at my house, and they are the sweetest dogs ever. It is the way a dog is raised (and it's mental abilities ie inbreeding). If you raise a dog to love and respect humans, it will. If you raise a dog to be mean, it will turn on you.

 

[GFR]

Lack of critical thinking skills there. Scary that three or four cops could not solve such a simple problem.

 

[DOMS]

Lack of critical thinking skills there. Scary that three or four cops could not solve such a simple problem.

The part that made it complex was that, as someone else had mentioned, there were cameras present. It was obvious that the pitbull was a threat and should have been put down, but imagine the shit storm that would have ensued.

 

[Gazhole]

Talking about cocker spaniels on the other page, i have one and he's the most gentle dog in the world 99% of the time. You can literally go up to him, roll him onto his back and put your hand in his jaws and he'll just look at you like "hey buddy..".

He got an infection once, and we didn't know about it right away. Turned into a very nasty little fucker. Snapping, growling, going nuts for no reason. I also startled him by accident (shouting at the tv) the other day and he acted like i was trying to kill him. Took about three minutes to calm him down.

Are all cockers like that? It's only happened a few times, but the change is like Jekyll and Hyde.