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A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum

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A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum


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Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.
The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
 
wow.
 
Asian people seem like lots of fun, this is more proof of that.
 
The moral is don't fall asleep in china:coffee:
 
In South America there's a miniature catfish that friends warned me about, a fish called a Candiru. Go swimming in the rivers, they said, it can swim up your urethra, lock it's lateral fins like hooks, and won't come out. Gradually works its way clear up your unit, damaging the prostate, into your bladder. i thought it is pure BS but it's not. First read the truth in a novel by a florida writer, and it is by-god real. Has any even easier time swimming up women . . . or maybe that's only the male fish. In some other forum, didn't someone post, asking how to make their penis thicker? That man needs to go south on a fishing expo. Here's a link: The Dreaded Candiru AKA Penis Fish: Myth or a Horrible Fact? - Associated Content - associatedcontent.com
 
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2tomlinson said:
In South America there's a miniature catfish that friends warned me about, a fish called a Candiru. Go swimming in the rivers, they said, it can swim up your urethra, lock it's lateral fins like hooks, and won't come out. Gradually works its way clear up your unit, damaging the prostate, into your bladder. i thought it is pure BS but it's not. First read the truth in a novel by a florida writer, and it is by-god real. Has any even easier time swimming up women . . . or maybe that's only the male fish. In some other forum, didn't someone post, asking how to make their penis thicker? That man needs to go south on a fishing expo. Here's a link: The Dreaded Candiru AKA Penis Fish: Myth or a Horrible Fact? - Associated Content - associatedcontent.com
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yea in Nam southeast asia same thing don't pee in the rivers or swamps
 
Sheesh. With friends like that, how needs enemies.

"Hey, let's stick an eel up our friends arse."

My they were queer.
 
Damn, glad I didn't die when I stuck an eel up my butt.
 
When an eel's up your butt
and it feasts on your guts
That's a Moray
 
any word on how the eel is doing?
 
imagine doing an autopsy and a live eel is in there. wtf do you do???
 
i hear he was already seasoned... with poo. :barf:
 
"In Communist China, sushi eat you, evidently."

lmao

btw, I don't think The Sun is a very legitimate source and I can't find a better one....

Funny story though
 
I guess he won't be in Rush Hour 4
 
That the most fucked up thing I have ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
You'd have to be in an alcoholic coma to not wake up when the eel starts eating your intestines......
 
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