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The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

Iron Lungz said:
Hey fuckers! I am finally back from the sand (border of hell)! Man oh man, do I have some damn stories to share with you all. First, I am officially Retired; secondly, I am contracted with the Homeland Security to oversee training for Spec-Operations on the border. Basically, my job allows me to put my foot in some illegal's ass.

Okay, once I get accumulated back here at home, I will make it a mission to share a shit-ton of stuff with you guys.

And so it begins... the second coming of Iron. I am sorry if some of you have emailed me over the past several months with no response. I could only get a few web-sites up with the Web-Line System we are running along the sand-sewer (border). I will be speaking with everyone in the up-and-coming weeks.
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hey wb iron mate, good to see you back . . . can't wait to hear about the camel AP stories:callme:
 
And we need pic of said camel AP stories! Remember the first rule. If this is your first visit to the CT, you must share a story of perversion and/or moral depravity!

GYCH!
 
Took my boyz to the gilfs pad 2nite to cook out. Almost had to beat my 5yo for smackin gilf on the ass on about 3 diff occasions. To top it off, we're sitting at the table and he laughs ad says "Fritz (her dog) is lickin' my weiner!" I was all like "Say what!!!!" So he says "I mean Fritz is lickin' my pants." My 7yo is all mannerly and proper and shit, but the other says and does WTF pops into his head. Don't know WTF he gets that shit from.
 
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GearsMcGilf said:
And we need pic of said camel AP stories! Remember the first rule. If this is your first visit to the CT, you must share a story of perversion and/or moral depravity!

GYCH!
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lol roids, Iron is old skool DRSE from AM! :daydream:
 
werd! it's time to go spam those fags . . Saney, if you want to earn DRSE membership here's your chance . . . you need to hook up with Dr D in the Prayer thread!
 
TheCapt'n said:
werd! it's time to go spam those fags . . Saney, if you want to earn DRSE membership here's your chance . . . you need to hook up with Dr D in the Prayer thread!
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What prayer thread? Link me
 
Saney said:
What prayer thread? Link me
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Alls you gotta do is get a new membership (as a chick) and start tossin around some Jesus talk in the "prayer request thread". Grab a bible and quote some scripture, post up some hot looking chick pics, and flirt with Dr.D. Send him some nudes also (of a chick). He'll fall in love with ya. Then you'll have earnt your DRSE stripes!
 
yeah, and keep an eye out for Darth Gears ;)
 
Grabbed 20 bottles of Life Water earlier. All the coupons worked fine. The stuff has pretty good stats as far as containing b vitamins, e, herbs, etc. Haven't tasted any of them yet but the various flavors sound interesting.

Ran into some friends at target, ended up hitting happy hr. with them and then the casino. i ended up down 30 but the gf was up like 220. Not a bad night.

Funny story about a guy that just can't win. One of their friends that i met out at a bar w/ them last night has been seeing some new girl...after 4 dates he hadn't yet hit it...the 4th being them going to a sex toy party. i have no idea how anyone would be able to NOT close the deal after an event like that. That would be the ultimate ice breaker for bringing up the subject.

So, he was going to be at the casino tonight w/ this girl. I met her briefly, not hot, but probably hittable. So, this bitch has just TWO drinks and gets all sloppy. She tells him she's gonna finally give it up tonight. As they're heading over to whoever's place to do the deed...she fucking VOMITS all over him and his car interior! Poor bastard still hasn't gotten any plus has a nasty car now.
 
vomiting is like automatic backdoor AP credits
 
TheCapt'n said:
vomiting is like automatic backdoor AP credits
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Exactly what I was thinking. She was already gonna let him hit it so now she should do something above and beyond to make up for it. I've had a couple girls spit up a little due to deep throating but that was more of an ego boost than anything else. Gotta love gagging them.
 
TheCapt'n said:
hey wb iron mate, good to see you back . . . can't wait to hear about the camel AP stories:callme:
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I was able to log in to AM while being downrange as Sam I Am. That fag Wyatt Earp banned be for making a comment about iForce. If you look in the Company Promotions Forum, you can see what I said to him. BUT, he did edit the really good stuff out... but of course.

Anyway, it is good to wake up in my own bed/home, that's for certain.
 
Supp Mini-me's...........Nephew's graduation party last night......Woke up on the floor at my Sister's house this morning. :coffee:

My Sister's neighbor Milf was hittin' on me all night........My Sis banned me from trying AP her, cuz her Hubby was traveling on a business trip....It woulda been a slam dunk, but my Sis C-Blocked me........Hubby must be gone a lot or not giving her what she needs cuz she was ready for immediate AP........I shoulda just pulled her in thew bathroom for a quick hummer or sum10.........anyway......hungover as fuck and pounding a Bacardi and Coke for Brekky:daydream:
 
Hey guys quick question, If I can still make my stomach talk, does that mean i'm not Super Lean?
 
Just watched that movie "Bigger Stronger Faster" pretty good. I WANNA DO STEROIDS!
 
Richard Gears said:
I havent abused yohimbine in a while. I may need to scoop some up. It really helps get that sticky lower ab fat, at least in my experiences. Only works if your insulin levels are super low.
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There is also alot of evidence that shows Yohimbe works wonders as a transdermal "spot fat burner". One of a very few that can do this with any degree of consistancy. Good shit but you have to make your own poultice wit it since they dont comercial prepare it any more
 
Saney said:
Just watched that movie "Bigger Stronger Faster" pretty good. I WANNA DO STEROIDS!
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Yes you want to but wont. The only thing that will every penetrate your glutes is a hard cock. Just sayin
 
LOL

Come on now.. I'm trying to lose my fatness first.. Me and my buddy Hollywood talked, and i'm one fat ugly POS with no female friends.. i don't even workout. I suck my gut in when I take all my pics so I can compare myself to Five Guys Josh. I need fucking stomach surgery and Lipo to save me.

But I plan on using them in the near future.. where Can I score some Antibiotics?
 
Saney said:
I suck my gut in when I take all my pics so I can compare myself to Five Guys Josh. ?
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This obsession with Josh has got to stop:paddle:.........beginning with an Avy change.:coffee:
 
I agree.

So enforcer of the DRSE, what shall I talk about from now on if not Joshy? and what should my new Avy be?
 
Richard Gears said:
damn it feels good to be the only jacked and desirable one in this thread.

Buncha fatsos, non -bigs and seniors if you fuckin ask me.... :coffee:
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werd! 233lb dry this morn, 308lb on the squats for reps - fuck all you unjacked non-desirable notBigs!

BPs a little too high for dbol, maybe next week.

Gears! :daydream:
 
Stop putting it off and just suck it down like if you had a Coupon for a fry King Sized Five Guys Meal
 
STFU and take you own advice you non-pinning fat little bitch!

I'll be taking placebo and gangbang advice from Josh before even entertaining the thought of listening to your notBig girly squeals !:paddle:
 
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