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In light of recent events, I started thinking about some delightful ladies Ive met in my life and I thought Id share. Shit even Jersey Shore reminds me of some good times.
One of the funniest times was when I was at this Fridays. I was at the bar sitting next to this girl whom I remembered being rude to my friend about a year ago. She used to look better (thinner), but here she was sitting next to me engaged in chit chat. We spoke about a mutual friend named Nick who was trying to gain weight. I am sitting there with a shirt that shows off my arms as I am quite muscular and I talk about hoping he reaches his goal. She sneers at the idea and says "do you really think girls go for that?" I said, go for what? She barks: "muscles?" I smile and say, "well, good looking girls do." She turned away and I couldnt stop laughing.
I know someone has a better story than that, so lets hear it, have you ever met a bitch? How was she a bitch?
One of the funniest times was when I was at this Fridays. I was at the bar sitting next to this girl whom I remembered being rude to my friend about a year ago. She used to look better (thinner), but here she was sitting next to me engaged in chit chat. We spoke about a mutual friend named Nick who was trying to gain weight. I am sitting there with a shirt that shows off my arms as I am quite muscular and I talk about hoping he reaches his goal. She sneers at the idea and says "do you really think girls go for that?" I said, go for what? She barks: "muscles?" I smile and say, "well, good looking girls do." She turned away and I couldnt stop laughing.
I know someone has a better story than that, so lets hear it, have you ever met a bitch? How was she a bitch?