Oct.22nd Genxxlgear Lottery

[Doublewide]

I will judge next Saturday! Oct.30th!
A simple lottery as usual! Guess a number between 1 and 1000!!!

Prizes courtesy of www.genxxlgear.com and axio and syntrop labs

2 x 10mls vial of TTX 400
50 tabs of Fluoxygen

Make this thread interesting for me, post some pics or jokes etc!!! thanks guys and good luck!

October products on sale!!!!!

Blend3(TTX4Hundred) (Syntrop) $92.80 per 10ml

Sustaplex 325 (Axiolabs) $43.20 per 10ml

 

[Caretaker]

What has 4 legs and one arm?........A happy pit bull.

784

 

[MDR]

500

How can you tell that marriage is a true American institution? Because it fails the majority of the time.

 

[roastchicken]

187

 

[BigBoiH]

What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons?

my pick is 386

Answer is Jose and Hose B

 

[Life]

497

How can you tell if an engineer likes you? He looks at your shoes instead of his.

 

[Roaddkingg]

My #'s 12

Here ya go boys.
Rumble In The Jungle
Why did the stupid bodybuilder train at the zoo?
He wanted to get ripped to shreds.

Interview
A bodybuilder said to a reporter, "Would you like to see my traps"
And the reporter said yes. So he took him down his cellar and pushed him down a trap door.

Hope this wins DW I'm needin some new shit. LOL

 

[fredlabrute]

How do you call a virgin chinese? Too Yong
719

 

[Dark Geared God]

What did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo?

Who ordered concrete?
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What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

One can raise a child.
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What do you call a Mexican with a new car?

A felon
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Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?

They don't work in the future either!
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Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?

50 Mexicans died
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Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?

Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.
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What's a mexican's favorite sport?

cross country
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Why cant mexicans play uno?

Because they always steal the green card
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2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?

A cop
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Why can't mexicans be firemen?

They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b
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Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?

They only had 2 vans.
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What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?

Baked beans

641 ​

 

[Dark Geared God]

 

[45ACP]

19

Why did the cannibal rush over to the cafeteria?
He heard children were half price.

Happy Halloween!

 

[The Prototype]

541

insert funny joke here. Sorry I'm brain dead today.

 

[skonrad]

777

 

[OutWhey]

637

 

[BillHicksFan]

743

 

[Mr.BTB]

383

A gay guy walks into the butcher and asked for a stick of salami, The butcher asked him, Would you like that whole or sliced? The gay man looked at the butcher angry and replies....What do you think my ass is? a fucking a money box!

 

[cavtrooper96]

696

What did the teenage girl from Arkansas say after having sex????


Get off me daddy you're crushin' ma smokes!!!

 

[Marat]

540

 

[Del1964]

912....now that's a funny number! hahahah...lol

 

[Testonut]

167

 

[Flathead]

572

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
-Nothing, you already told her twice.

 

[OTG85]

889

 

[fray5]

623

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was a salted.

 

[Buzzard]

714

 

[Saney]

101


I had a leak in my sand filled weights.. i said fuck it, and signed up for a real gym.. 29$ a month!! and they have Bidets!!

 

[unclem]

333

 

[Hoglander]

A Bodybuilder said to a reporter,”Would you like to see my traps?” And the reporter said”yes”. So he took him down to his cellar and pushed him down a trapdoor.

472

 

[Roaddkingg]

Hoglander

That one sure sounds familiar? Where did it come from?

 

[paolo584]

294

 

[blazeftp]

YouTube Video

My number is...........ehhh........hmmmm....26