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threw on 4 plates on my chain dip belt for some tris, and within 4 seconds, the chain snapped off the belt..What a POS belt! hahah
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i'll smack myself in the balls 5 times if you can give me one good reason why this thread was necessary for any reason other than justifying bragging about how many plates you attached to your belt on a dip.
yea, i did feel the need to post it, looking for some recommendations on some good dipping belts...Do you feel the need to let your insecurities flow on the internet by being jealous of someone half your age who can dip more than you can?![]()
I'll smack myself in the balls 5 times if you can give me one good reason why this thread was necessary for any reason other than justifying bragging about how many plates you attached to your belt on a dip.
yea, i did feel the need to post it, looking for some recommendations on some good dipping belts...Do you feel the need to let your insecurities flow on the internet by being jealous of someone half your age who can dip more than you can?![]()
true that..who cares how much someone can dip lol![]()
you must have needle dick to be able to fit it through the plate hole...
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you must have needle dick to be able to fit it through the plate hole...
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I farted....does anyone care more about that than this thread?
I do... Please elaborate sir.![]()
heavy bomber.. i take it you're a powerlifter?![]()
Well, I had feta cheese and spinach in my omelet this morning. Usually cheesy farts push people out of the house, but if you combine sulphur in spinach and lactose intolerance from the cheese, it can mushroom cloud pretty badly. So, I'm responding to an email, when...brrrrraaaaaaapppp ppp p....it came out. My wife who is now my assistant in my gym, passed me by and said, "Good lord what is that stench?!" I kindly said, "Well, I had spinach and feta cheese this morning." She replied, that "I fucking stink." And proceeded to spray Lysol linen fresh scent in my direction for about 5 seconds.
The End.
i'll smack myself in the balls 5 times if you can give me one good reason why this thread was necessary for any reason other than justifying bragging about how many plates you attached to your belt on a dip.
You really delivered on that elabortation.
Well, I had feta cheese and spinach in my omelet this morning. Usually cheesy farts push people out of the house, but if you combine sulphur in spinach and lactose intolerance from the cheese, it can mushroom cloud pretty badly. So, I'm responding to an email, when...brrrrraaaaaaapppp ppp p....it came out. My wife who is now my assistant in my gym, passed me by and said, "Good lord what is that stench?!" I kindly said, "Well, I had spinach and feta cheese this morning." She replied, that "I fucking stink." And proceeded to spray Lysol linen fresh scent in my direction for about 5 seconds.
The End.
In case anyone is wondering, I farted again. Damn you lactose intolerance! Damn you all to hell!!
Thank you so much for this info, I don't know how I was going to be able to live without this information ..
Well you skipped so much details :S ...
1-How many eggs in the omlette??
6
2-What was the band for the feta cheese??
The band, or the brand? I bought it a warehouse club.
3-did u cook the spinach before u put it in the omlette or just put directly?
cooked first.
4-How many calories in that meal ??
ooh...about 600 kcal
5-What do youmean by "people out of the house", do you have other people with you and your wife in your house cause that means you lie in a big house?? and where do you live?
I have a son, a dog a wife and a sea turtle. The sea turtle's name is Big Bird.
I have 3 bedroom house near a beach in NJ on slab. Approximately 3000 sq ft.
6-How much time have you bn lactose intolerance ??
I've been lactose intolerant for well over 20 years.
7-from whome did you get that mail ?? and did the mail have any effect of the fart release ??
The sender was a member in my gym, and she does annoy me, so it is quite possible.
8-does your wife assist you at the gym at home?? so you have a gym at home?so you are rich, you didn't tell us homw muh money do you make monthly..
I have a gym in a different town. My wife handles my accounts that are late on payment and sends them to collections. I dont discuss finances. Sorry. It's taboo.
9-Lysol linen what is that ?? and from where could we buy it ? please answer with reference and scientific explanations..
I bought it at a Shop Rite. It's an odor neutralizer. Hence the reason for my neutralizing the odor.
It says it does this on the back of the spray can. It also kills the flu virus on contact, plus 99.9% of germs after 10 minutes.
we all give a fuck about all these missing details :S
Well, I had feta cheese and spinach in my omelet this morning. Usually cheesy farts push people out of the house, but if you combine sulphur in spinach and lactose intolerance from the cheese, it can mushroom cloud pretty badly. So, I'm responding to an email, when...brrrrraaaaaaapppp ppp p....it came out. My wife who is now my assistant in my gym, passed me by and said, "Good lord what is that stench?!" I kindly said, "Well, I had spinach and feta cheese this morning." She replied, that "I fucking stink." And proceeded to spray Lysol linen fresh scent in my direction for about 5 seconds.
The End.