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The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!

I got on the scale and I fucking weighed 232lbs... where the fuck did that come from?? I only started eating like a BIG 3 weeks ago... OMG!!

A cups growing into B cups?
 
And how do I know this? You haven't sent those nekkid pics yet. Not that I wouldn't play with you anyhoo. :daydream:


Here's the thing, a man has to work for full on pussy pics. Many have tried, one has scored. Now I can tell you what he did to get them, but I'm sure no one here can do it anywhere near as well, therefore, it would just be a waste of your time.
 
Tan lines on anyone are not hot.

I beg to differ.........I kinda like it when the ass is kinda white and the rest is tan when I'm doing doggy work:daydream:

Milky white titties and tan around it as well:daydream:
 
Here's the thing, a man has to work for full on pussy pics. Many have tried, one has scored. Now I can tell you what he did to get them, but I'm sure no one here can do it anywhere near as well, therefore, it would just be a waste of your time.

Hmmm. I beg to differ. I think I can do it better than he. So, shoot me over the pics and I'll do it better. But, you gotta certify that they really are you and not sum10 random off the internets.

@ Alfonse: Tan lines are all retro and shit. I guess back in the old Charlies Angels days, that was in. The Keeper was all into tan lines. She had her own tanning bed (you might be a redneck if you own your own t-bed) and she wore a bikini in there purposely. I told her she needed to lose them cause they were too retro. The contrast was almost blinding.

Anyhoo, just got done SFW. Gonna eat my creatine BA, del monte fruitcups, then take my contrast shower. Time to get my huge on.
 
Hmmm. I beg to differ. I think I can do it better than he. So, shoot me over the pics and I'll do it better. But, you gotta certify that they really are you and not sum10 random off the internets.

@ Alfonse: Tan lines are all retro and shit. I guess back in the old Charlies Angels days, that was in. The Keeper was all into tan lines. She had her own tanning bed (you might be a redneck if you own your own t-bed) and she wore a bikini in there purposely. I told her she needed to lose them cause they were too retro. The contrast was almost blinding.


I'm really a chick Roids.........I'll send ya sum pune pics if yer nice to me:daydream:
 
IT's a good thing the prices are good at stenlabs, coz the folks there are a buncha fukkin imbeciles. I called yesterday to axe them, to change my shipping to overnite. So, I gave this broad (who sounds like she smokes 10 cartons a day) my cc#. She's all like "as long as yer card goes thru, you'll have the order 2more." So, today I don't have the order and I call again. Same broad's like "uh, it will go out today and we'll give you a $50 credit since it didn't go out." So, I'm like "cool". I figure I'll let them throw in a vial of VitC for when Cellar comes over here. But, then I hear some joker in the background correct her. Then, she's like "Uh, it wasn't an overnite order, so it'll be there in a few days." So, I reminded her that I called yesterday and we upgraded shipping to overnite. So, she's like "uhhh, well ur card didn't go thru. I ran it last nite and it was declined." So, this means that I changed it to overnite, as in have it the next day, and she runs the fucking card that nite. By now, I realize I'm talking to someone who prolly needs help tying her shuze.

Anyhoo, I says "well, can we run it again so it can go out overnite today?" She's like "well, it won't help cuz the card didn't go thru." I'm like "I used it when I originally placed the order and it worked. It also worked about an hour ago. So, it just may work if we run it again." So, i read her out the #s and she's all like "ok, if it goes thru this time, it'll go out overnite." WTF! So, I says "Ok, so I guess if it's not here in a couple days, I'll know that it didn't go thru?" She's all like "Uhhh, nah I'll send you an e-mail." That must be someone's retarded sister working the phones at that place. JFC! Whatta fuckin moron.
 
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Werd!!!!! I ordered sum "C" from Sten on Tuesday and it hasn't shipped yet. :(........I have one of my gf taking me out for Dinner on Sat. Nite and am low on "C". :mad:


Anyhoo(fuckin' Roids has me saying this now :mad:) should I pour a glass of Merlot, lite a Kandle and LHJO to celebrate my B-Day? :thinking:
 
Hmmm. I beg to differ. I think I can do it better than he. So, shoot me over the pics and I'll do it better. But, you gotta certify that they really are you and not sum10 random off the internets.
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lol @ "shoot me over the pics and I'll do it better." What he did, he did first and then he got the pics. I like you, Gears, but right now, I like him better.

And I'm happy with the way I look. No way would I send pics off the internet.
 
I beg to differ.........I kinda like it when the ass is kinda white and the rest is tan when I'm doing doggy work:daydream:

Milky white titties and tan around it as well:daydream:


Thing is, I gotta look at my body and like what I see. I like an even tan skintone.


So, it's your birthday? How oldish are you (if you don't mind my askin)?



Happy B-day.:)
 
I think my C-Cups are bigger than CellarDoor's tits
 
Thing is, I gotta look at my body and like what I see. I like an even tan skintone.


So, it's your birthday? How oldish are you (if you don't mind my askin)?



Happy B-day.:)

Werd.... I'm back & forth on it. Same thing with clean shaven and a landing strip. ya know? Some times it'll just hit me a certain way and I'm like... AWWW YEAH! That's why pr0n is so wonderful. I can just take my pick if I want some tan lines & landing strip when my ol' lady is all clean with no lines.

She actually tried to accomodate the tan lines for a while, but she kept wearing diff bottoms in there and the lines were all over the fvkkin place. So I was just like "You know what... Just forget it". And you don't even wanna know about the hole landin strip story...

Chicks need to watch more pr0n to get with the programs...
 
I think my C-Cups are bigger than CellarDoor's tits

GD it, Saney... I'm sure glad you're back from your 24 hour suspension.

GYCH!
 
I hear ya. I only send junk pics to the guys here. Especially Al. He's 57 btw.

Werd! Thanks for that last set. How long did it take to get that bowtie on it?
 
Werd!!!!! I ordered sum "C" from Sten on Tuesday and it hasn't shipped yet. :(........I have one of my gf taking me out for Dinner on Sat. Nite and am low on "C". :mad:


Anyhoo(fuckin' Roids has me saying this now :mad:) should I pour a glass of Merlot, lite a Kandle and LHJO to celebrate my B-Day? :thinking:

LOL... Werd... I say all the stoopid azz CT sh!t all the time now and people at work are like WTF are you talking about?

Dick Gears has me adding 's' to all kinds of words now (infos, foods, advices).
 
I gots some chiner opportunidads on the horizon. This chick I kinda use to work for always sounded so hot on the phone and flirty. Well, she's been preggo for like the last 3-4 years (3 kids) and always looked puffy and kinda ruff. Well, a coupla weeks ago I seen her and she's lookin all lean and desirable. I don't work for her anymore, but she invited me to the holiday party. I asked about bringing dates and she says "Why don't you just make it a guys night... Trust me." Am I trippin or what?

Answer me GDI!!!!!!!!!
 
I got D's, fucker. Your tit's aint bigger than mine.

Yum.... It just moved and I'm still not sure you're a chick. Does that make me ghey?
 
Werd.... I'm back & forth on it. Same thing with clean shaven and a landing strip. ya know? Some times it'll just hit me a certain way and I'm like... AWWW YEAH! That's why pr0n is so wonderful. I can just take my pick if I want some tan lines & landing strip when my ol' lady is all clean with no lines.

She actually tried to accomodate the tan lines for a while, but she kept wearing diff bottoms in there and the lines were all over the fvkkin place. So I was just like "You know what... Just forget it". And you don't even wanna know about the hole landin strip story...

Chicks need to watch more pr0n to get with the programs...

I'm with ya there, I love porn. I know so many of my lady friends that turn thier nose up at it thou. I'm like you ladies need to be watching it and taking notes. My best friend is cool, she sends me good stuff on my cell.:clapping:
 
Tan lines and landing skrips are lame. Smother even tabs and clean shaved or waxed cooch is the only way to go.
 
Tan lines and landing skrips are lame. Smother even tabs and clean shaved or waxed cooch is the only way to go.


I don't know why a guy would want to go down on on a fuzzy bush. Who likes hair in thier mouth? I don't.
 
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