HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!
I got on the scale and I fucking weighed 232lbs... where the fuck did that come from?? I only started eating like a BIG 3 weeks ago... OMG!!
A cups growing into B cups?
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!
I got on the scale and I fucking weighed 232lbs... where the fuck did that come from?? I only started eating like a BIG 3 weeks ago... OMG!!
And how do I know this? You haven't sent those nekkid pics yet. Not that I wouldn't play with you anyhoo.![]()
Actually... Tan lines are hot. But not on a dude...
Tan lines on anyone are not hot.
Here's the thing, a man has to work for full on pussy pics. Many have tried, one has scored. Now I can tell you what he did to get them, but I'm sure no one here can do it anywhere near as well, therefore, it would just be a waste of your time.
Hmmm. I beg to differ. I think I can do it better than he. So, shoot me over the pics and I'll do it better. But, you gotta certify that they really are you and not sum10 random off the internets.
@ Alfonse: Tan lines are all retro and shit. I guess back in the old Charlies Angels days, that was in. The Keeper was all into tan lines. She had her own tanning bed (you might be a redneck if you own your own t-bed) and she wore a bikini in there purposely. I told her she needed to lose them cause they were too retro. The contrast was almost blinding.
Hmmm. I beg to differ. I think I can do it better than he. So, shoot me over the pics and I'll do it better. But, you gotta certify that they really are you and not sum10 random off the internets.
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lol @ "shoot me over the pics and I'll do it better." What he did, he did first and then he got the pics. I like you, Gears, but right now, I like him better.
And I'm happy with the way I look. No way would I send pics off the internet.
I beg to differ.........I kinda like it when the ass is kinda white and the rest is tan when I'm doing doggy work
Milky white titties and tan around it as well![]()
Thing is, I gotta look at my body and like what I see. I like an even tan skintone.
So, it's your birthday? How oldish are you (if you don't mind my askin)?
Happy B-day.![]()
Thing is, I gotta look at my body and like what I see. I like an even tan skintone.
So, it's your birthday? How oldish are you (if you don't mind my askin)?
Happy B-day.![]()
I think my C-Cups are bigger than CellarDoor's tits
I hear ya. I only send junk pics to the guys here. Especially Al. He's 57 btw.
Werd!!!!! I ordered sum "C" from Sten on Tuesday and it hasn't shipped yet.........I have one of my gf taking me out for Dinner on Sat. Nite and am low on "C".
Anyhoo(fuckin' Roids has me saying this now) should I pour a glass of Merlot, lite a Kandle and LHJO to celebrate my B-Day?
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I think my C-Cups are bigger than CellarDoor's tits
GD it, Saney... I'm sure glad you're back from your 24 hour suspension.
GYCH!
I got D's, fucker. Your tit's aint bigger than mine.
I got D's, fucker. Your tit's aint bigger than mine.
Werd.... I'm back & forth on it. Same thing with clean shaven and a landing strip. ya know? Some times it'll just hit me a certain way and I'm like... AWWW YEAH! That's why pr0n is so wonderful. I can just take my pick if I want some tan lines & landing strip when my ol' lady is all clean with no lines.
She actually tried to accomodate the tan lines for a while, but she kept wearing diff bottoms in there and the lines were all over the fvkkin place. So I was just like "You know what... Just forget it". And you don't even wanna know about the hole landin strip story...
Chicks need to watch more pr0n to get with the programs...
Yum.... It just moved and I'm still not sure you're a chick. Does that make me ghey?
My tits are bigger than your E-Tits
No, baby, it makes you completely heterosexual because I am female.
Tan lines and landing skrips are lame. Smother even tabs and clean shaved or waxed cooch is the only way to go.