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I decided to save a couple bucks and got some Polish Vodka........NEVER Again, my head is killing me........
Salmon Patties on da Q and Sweet Potato and Spinach salad on da side![]()
cheap vodka will give you wicked bad hangovers
Alright. Enough gay talk about what CD's lover does with her dildos.![]()
Just pisses me off that he wouldn't use them on me. Or let me use them in front of him. Hell, I'd make it worth his while.
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HFS! I just got my xannies in the mail ystrday. This was clearly the result of a coupla xannies and natty ices. I was in bed by 9:30ish and got no fuggin memory of getting on the internets.No moar mixing xanny and the sauce 4 me.
HFS! I just got my xannies in the mail ystrday. This was clearly the result of a coupla xannies and natty ices. I was in bed by 9:30ish and got no fuggin memory of getting on the internets.No moar mixing xanny and the sauce 4 me.
bitch looks like a pinata
I can't even smell cheap vodka or I'll puke after a little accidental aversion therapy where I bought the cheapest bottle I could afford because I planned on getting a hooker BJ later that night, after pouring the whole bottle in a big gulp and chugging it while roaming the streets with my friends I stumbled off and met this pro from Cali, a little cutie mex-mix blondie, just turned 19 and new to Hawaii....went up to her room and all I remember is watching MTV while she slobbed me up I wanted to fuck her so bad but didn't have the dough so I put my clothes on and gopt lost looking for an ATM then I found one but put my card in the deposit slot like a lush, i was pissed so I just wondered off and passed out on the cement benches by the beach......when I woke at dawn my ass numb from sitting on cement for hours and an ice picked being tapped into the back of my skull I went to the bank and got my card and then bought a huge gatorade and advil back to my hotel room and slept until sundown, then i got drunk on good stuff cause it was pay day, and hooked up with a tourist chick....No Doubt...Live and learn........Had a gnarly headache this morning.....I'll stick with Smirnoff at minimum from now on......preferably Stoly, Absolute, or Grey Goose.![]()
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My ex bitch loved when I used the vibe on her when I licked her snatch at the same time.........She just wouldn't let me join her friend.......my last two gf's didn't let me have 3-somes with thier friends even though we all would take naps together........fuckin' bitches.....
My gf from 2 Summers ago let me touch her friends tits while she rubbed my wood, then she freaked out and kicked the friend out...Jealous bitch...
Sorry...these memories are pissing me off........![]()
Sup kneegrozz? Have any of y'all even started working out yet? Who's abusin placeebos round here?