Butt sweat

[irish_2003]

i know i'm not the only one who suffers from this.......sucks when you sit on a vinyl chair and you can see your sweat mark and hope nobody else sees it

 

[Saney]

werd

 

[bagram09]

i could collect the sweat from my ass in a milk jug after every workout...just sayin

 

[CellarDoor]

Wow.


You muther fuckers are so attractive, who do I hand my panties over to?

 

[Tesla]

 

[withoutrulers]

I have a VERY physically demanding job, so after break time, I've invented a technique to mitigate this very phenomenon. I call it the ass mop. You just slide your ass toward the front of your chair as you get up, and your pants will mop up most of the sweaty ass print. Then quickly scoot/kick the chair under the table so no one notices your disgusting and possibly disease spreading "nether print". You can also alleviate some of this excess ass sweat by wearing extra thick work pants like carhartts or dickies.
Just know that you're not alone, and try to think about my sweaty ass while you're eating. It's extremely hairy. GICH

 

[Noheawaiian]

When my butt starts to sweat, I hop onto my motorbike and let god's breath dry my rectal area

 

[vortex]

When my butt starts to sweat, I hop onto my motorbike and let god's breath dry my rectal area

Is that you selling crack?

 

[ItsAParadox]

I don't really butt sweat, but my butt cheeks are really pronounced, so when I wipe my ass, whether I use toilet paper, scott towels, baby wipes, sanding paper or the next door neighbor's cat, there's always leftovers that I can wipe later and it tickles me

 

[CellarDoor]

 

[grynch888]

I want them...

 

[SloppyJ]

Do the panties come with penicillin to help counteract the creatures that lurk on them?


Irish, are you talking about after you work out? Or like real life everyday stuff? When I work out, I don't give a fuck.

 

[bagram09]

i'll take them thar panties if you wash out the skidmarks first ;p

 

[CellarDoor]

Do the panties come with penicillin to help counteract the creatures that lurk on them?

I've seen what you look like, you short dick pole smoker. You wouldn't even have a chance at the panties of the fat chick in my girl-tourage.

 

[CellarDoor]

i'll take them thar panties if you wash out the skidmarks first ;p

The only time my panties have skid marks is when a fag like SloppyJ gets into my nicker drawer and puts on my pink frillies while singing I Feel Pretty.


And I don't remember offering them to you or SloppyblowJ

 

[SloppyJ]

Didn't want them. You're old enough to be my granny anyhow.... which kinda turns me on.

 

[CellarDoor]

Didn't want them. You're old enough to be my granny anyhow.... which kinda turns me on.

Well, gutdamn, Sloppy, you got me there. Excuse me while I sit in the corner and cry over the fact that your fresh fish ass, who can't tell his cock from a toothpick btw, called me old.

Why don't you try again at the snappy comeback game? But don't push too hard you may shit yourself.

 

[grynch888]

Well, gutdamn, Sloppy, you got me there. Excuse me while I sit in the corner and cry over the fact that your fresh fish ass, who can't tell his cock from a toothpick btw, called me old.

Why don't you try again at the snappy comeback game? But don't push too hard you may shit yourself.

too funny

 

[heavyiron]

My ass never sweats...you guys are clearly weird.

 

[Saney]

my ass doesn't sweat. however, I have a HUGE back split and the sweat kinda tunnels through it and goes straight into the crack of my ass... I call it "Monkey Butt"


And I wanna toss CD's Salad

 

[Noheawaiian]

My ass only used to sweat when I was on adderall.
Now it sweats regardless.
The bastard.

 

[TJTJ]

Everybody and their swamp ass

 

[Zaphod]

I've seen what you look like, you short dick pole smoker. You wouldn't even have a chance at the panties of the fat chick in my girl-tourage.

 

[Zaphod]

Until a recent promotion at work sweaty ass used to be a near daily problem with the physical exertion. Now it's smooth sailing. Well, except for the hair.

What really chaps my ass is going to use the shitter and the previous assclown before either couldn't be bothered to use the paper ass gaskets or wipe up the sweat mark he left on the toilet seat.

 

[bagram09]

Until a recent promotion at work sweaty ass used to be a near daily problem with the physical exertion. Now it's smooth sailing. Well, except for the hair.

What really chaps my ass is going to use the shitter and the previous assclown before either couldn't be bothered to use the paper ass gaskets or wipe up the sweat mark he left on the toilet seat.

i like to pull a navajo spackle job on the seat just to mark my territory

 

[Zaphod]

i like to pull a navajo spackle job on the seat just to mark my territory

 

[CG]

i like to pull a navajo spackle job on the seat just to mark my territory

Do you work in my building????

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[bagram09]

Do you work in my building????

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i've left my signature in many random places, gas station restrooms, the salad bar at wendy's and occasionally you'll find it in the restroom sink at taco bell

 

[CellarDoor]

my ass doesn't sweat. however, I have a HUGE back split and the sweat kinda tunnels through it and goes straight into the crack of my ass... I call it "Monkey Butt"


And I wanna toss CD's Salad

Good thing you chose that route, my ass don't sweat but my tits do.

 

[Wookiemonster]

Swamp Ass PSA