Best Pickup Lines!! That worked!!!(Or you wish did)

[MuscleGauge1]

Okay Guys(and Girls) what are the best pickup lines you've ever tried(or wanted to try) that worked(or didn't)

Me:
Freshman Year College Frat Party(gotta set the scene)
After MANY games of beer pong(or beirut for you yankees)

Me:"I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there."

"That's What She said" (Well that's what I said) but she said," LOL" and then we left the party!

What you got???

 

[maniclion]

"Hi"
Worked many times

 

[ALBOB]

Best line ever wasn't a line. Was at a pool party at a hotel here in Vegas MANY years ago. Saw a hot blonde on the other side of the pool. (Hot in looks and just hot, she was sweating.) I walked over and without a word picked her up and tossed her in the pool. She came back up sputtering and asked, "What the Hell did you do that for?" I said, "You looked hot." She said, "You could have just offered me a beer." I said, "You want a beer?"

What a WONDERFUL weekend we had.

 

[TonyMack]

Best pickup line of all time

Dave Chappelle - Do you suck THESE Balls - YouTube

 

[Tuco]

^^^ FUCKING REPS

Chappelle is a fool! LMAO!! He needs to get back to himself!

"Those balls are smooth as eggs"

 

[Tuco]

Here's the full version.

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[TonyMack]

^^^ FUCKING REPS

Chappelle is a fool! LMAO!! He needs to get back to himself!

"Those balls are smooth as eggs"

Yeaaah, most talented comedian of our time! Too sad he lost his shit, couldn't handle the pressure of success.

I almost died the first time I saw that act, botox on balls! Fucking hilarious

 

[effinrob]

i always just find something to start a convo

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

"Don't scream, it'll be over before you know it"

 

[rangermike]

"You got a little redneck in you?"......."Want one?"

 

[fitter420]

"Hi, are genital warts contagious?"

 

[MuscleGauge1]

Best Clips of All Time

Here's the full version.

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This is the most ballinest sh** ever!!!

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[dgp]

Go to a gay bar, and all the straight women in their will be with their gay roommates. She will be getting shit faced drunk. She is under the impression that every dude is gay. So her guard is down. That when you strike up a bullshit story that your friends with the owner that why your here. She by now is drunk as shit and is going to ask you if your gay and you replay no do you want to come to my place. Works every time.

 

[maniclion]

Go to a gay bar, and all the straight women in their will be with their gay roommates. She will be getting shit faced drunk. She is under the impression that every dude is gay. So her guard is down. That when you strike up a bullshit story that your friends with the owner that why your here. She by now is drunk as shit and is going to ask you if your gay and you replay no do you want to come to my place. Works every time.

Just don't go into the bathroom with any intention of privacy, every stall looks like woody woodpecker was let loose and you're gonna have meat gazers at the urinals....

 

[Curt James]

Okay Guys(and Girls) what are the best pickup lines you've ever tried(or wanted to try) that worked(or didn't)
(snip)

What you got???

"Nice shoes!"

(She was barefoot when she came into the convenience store where I was working part-time.)

 

[maniclion]

I just walked up and started dancing with a black girl at the bar under my hotel one night, not one word for over an hour of bump and grind and next thing I know she's dragging me across the street to her room and we make out viciously in the elevator and then rush to her room and only start talking in spurts as she's riding on top of me like a champ tits bouncing like beautiful cocoa Bon Bons in candy land, I can feel her solid bubble ass on my thighs, every once in a while she leans down to whisper in my ear and her warm soft breasts press against my chest...them her white girl friends come in and she pulls the sheet over us and is talking to them and I can feel her pussy tightening and loosening on my cock, then they wanna see me so she pulls the sheet down and I see these 3 college track girls, they say hi and the typical he's cute shit and then go on the balcony or the bathroom we finish fucking as they make excuses to keep walking through the room, take a shower together fuck in the shower and then hang on the balcony smoking weed and drinking until the sun comes up, I leave and never see them again....

 

[Tuco]

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