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Why Eddie is so angry....continue the story

DaMayor

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Ever since Eddie was a 90 pound weakling (last month) people have picked on him......
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He strived and strived for acceptance, but was never really able to gain the respect from people he felt he was owed....So, he started binge eating.

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NEXT!
 
Those goofball men in the photos are not even the same person.

FAILED JOKE ATTEMPT.

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I'd still like to know who this "Eddie" is that came here and occupied
everyone's mind so much to where a day can't go by without seeing
his name posted and portrayed in so many bizarre, unsettling situations?
 
......and after all the years of contest eating, he became such a depressed, lonely fat ass that he resorted to full-time babysitting.


.....next
 
eddie, ONLY a mentally ill person would be so inept at understanding humor he would expect the pics to be the same guy. your crazy is showing.
 
After becoming obese, he tried to get in shape. He read about protein shakes, but didn't have enough money to buy whey. So every day after he went to the gym and stood outside watching the people workout. He'd go home and jerk off his dad into a cup and down his "protein."
 
sadly it was very hard to find babysitting jobs when during a criminal background check people always dug up that unfortunate incident when he got his penis stuck in that small dog.
 
Those goofball men in the photos are not even the same person.

FAILED JOKE ATTEMPT.

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I'd still like to know who this "Eddie" is that came here and occupied
everyone's mind so much to where a day can't go by without seeing
his name posted and portrayed in so many bizarre, unsettling situations?


Funny this coming from a fag who changes his avatar weekly to random dudes pics...

These all must be pics of dudes currently fucking your mom and claiming to be her boyfriend...

You are in such desperate need for a fatherly figure that you pray that this one might actually stick around...

No wonder your first avatar was a pic of a creatue of pure rage...

Your mom didn't have a fuck buddy at the time, so no temp dad for you...

I'm surprised we didn't see
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as your avatar at one point...

I guess raping your mom didn't count as a boyfriend...
 
eddie, ONLY a mentally ill person would be so inept at understanding humor he would expect the pics to be the same guy. your crazy is showing.

Sorry but ONLY mentally ill people would find that crap humorous.

Obviously "DaMayor" has found his niche group where he finally fits in.
 
Those goofball men in the photos are not even the same person.

FAILED JOKE ATTEMPT.

12065738941859755999Arnoud999_Right_or_wrong_7.svg.hi.png




I'd still like to know who this "Eddie" is that came here and occupied
everyone's mind so much to where a day can't go by without seeing
his name posted and portrayed in so many bizarre, unsettling situations?

WORD CUNT?????????why would you automatically think this thread is about you? Madman was not mentioned once. You have once again owned yourself???..
 
Funny this coming from a fag who changes his avatar weekly to random dudes pics...

These all must be pics of dudes currently fucking your mom and claiming to be her boyfriend...

You are in such desperate need for a fatherly figure that you pray that this one might actually stick around...

No wonder your first avatar was a pic of a creatue of pure rage...

Your mom didn't have a fuck buddy at the time, so no temp dad for you...

I'm surprised we didn't see
avatar77744_1.gif
as your avatar at one point...

I guess raping your mom didn't count as a boyfriend...

Unostentatious avatars are yours and Call of Queers specialities.
 
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WORD CUNT?????????why would you automatically think this thread is about you? Madman was not mentioned once. You have once again owned yourself???..

Numbskulls have been confusing me for this "eddie" person since I started posting in AG.
 
Numbskulls have been confusing me for this "eddie" person since I started posting in AG.

Soooooooooooo??????????????????..you still had to reply, the post is the bait fish and you being the fuckin flathead took it hook, line and sinker????????????..then to add insult you were clubbed like a sea lion by the fishermen and thrown back to the sharks????????????it is so easy to own you???????????????..
 
.........i once had an 'uncle eddie'...............he died in a 'nut house'......i hope that helps a little.......or at least sheds some light on the subject.............
 
Soooooooooooo………………..you still had to reply

Damn right, its called being a man, not backing down.

And not being a submissive sissy like you and your e-mates.

it is so easy to own you……………..

Actually since you claim that nobody here likes or cares about me
yet continue to respond out the blue, then that means I own YOU.



Pretty simple logic that most intelligent people would understand.
 
.........i once had an 'uncle eddie'...............he died in a 'nut house'......i hope that helps a little.......or at least sheds some light on the subject.............

Perhaps, but then it becomes even more alarming that so many people
here are freaking out and contemplating that much about a dead guy.
 
Sorry but ONLY mentally ill people would find that crap humorous.

Obviously "DaMayor" has found his niche group where he finally fits in.

and you don't fit in anywhere except with the other mental patients on the ward.
 
he responds to eddie 5,000 times and says, "why do you all think i'm this eddie dude."

eddie you suck.
madmann responds i do not.
then catches himself and says
why do you all call me eddie.

derp.
 
little anal retentive eddie was MAD. SOOOOO MAD. his ass burned and not just from the ass whooping his mom gave him. he loved those shoes... they were so red and so shiny. what did it hurt her if he wore them while she was sleeping? he lay in his bed furious. not only did his ass burn but that turd he had been refusing to push out for days was turtleing his asshole bad. it wanted out.

pooping was almost as disgusting as eating in eddie's mind so he struggled to hold it in. the turd, being a turd, did what turds do when little boys refuse to poop. it got longer and thicker and harder and the more eddie held it the more he enjoyed the way it felt.

he'd been holding this one over a week because he was SO mad at his mother for locking her closet. all those beautiful bras and slips and shoes. he felt his eyes begin to water.

defeated he rose from his bed and walked down the dank hallway trying not to step on the spots where his mother's johns had puked or spat on the piss-smelling brown rug.

eddie sat on the toilet and pushed. crying and filled with shame he submitted to the horrible bodily function he repeatedly failed to conquer. his tiny pecker became hard as the turd slid itself along his prostate and that too filled him with shame. why is it so small?

eddie was so upset he forgot to turn away from the shameful evidence of his defeat as he turned to flush the toilet and his eyes opened wide as he peered down at his fecal log. my god he thought, it looks like a cock! as big and glorious and brown as all the cocks he envied marching in and out of his mother's bedroom. my god he thought, if THAT will fit in my ass so will those cocks!!!!!!!!

so eddie the little shoe hoarding transvestite hooker was born. eddie never did find peace. shame was a constant voice in his head causing him to lash out at others. being a 93 pound weakling with a 3 inch pecker and a ten gallon ass cavity limited him to doing it online but man online he was tough.



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DM where the hell you been?
 
Damn right, its called being a woman, not backing down.

And being a submissive sissy like me for your e-mates to fuck



Actually since you claim that nobody here likes or cares about me TRUTH
yet continue to respond out the blue, then that means I own YOU.



Pretty simple logic that most intelligent people would understand.

You are a stark raving nutcase, you describe yourself as a no shit taking man yet you are pussy assed bitch whinging old coon who just wants attention. When was the last time you even remotely spoke about body building or training EDDIE? GTFO and STFU:owned::owned::owned::owned::owned:
 
When was the last time you even remotely spoke about body building or training?

Why the fuck do you even care?

You're not a BBer and never will be you fat powder puff.
 
little anal retentive eddie was MAD. SOOOOO MAD. his ass burned and not just from the ass whooping his mom gave him. he loved those shoes... they were so red and so shiny. what did it hurt her if he wore them while she was sleeping? he lay in his bed furious. not only did his ass burn but that turd he had been refusing to push out for days was turtleing his asshole bad. it wanted out.

pooping was almost as disgusting as eating in eddie's mind so he struggled to hold it in. the turd, being a turd, did what turds do when little boys refuse to poop. it got longer and thicker and harder and the more eddie held it the more he enjoyed the way it felt.

he'd been holding this one over a week because he was SO mad at his mother for locking her closet. all those beautiful bras and slips and shoes. he felt his eyes begin to water.

defeated he rose from his bed and walked down the dank hallway trying not to step on the spots where his mother's johns had puked or spat on the piss-smelling brown rug.

eddie sat on the toilet and pushed. crying and filled with shame he submitted to the horrible bodily function he repeatedly failed to conquer. his tiny pecker became hard as the turd slid itself along his prostate and that too filled him with shame. why is it so small?

eddie was so upset he forgot to turn away from the shameful evidence of his defeat as he turned to flush the toilet and his eyes opened wide as he peered down at his fecal log. my god he thought, it looks like a cock! as big and glorious and brown as all the cocks he envied marching in and out of his mother's bedroom. my god he thought, if THAT will fit in my ass so will those cocks!!!!!!!!

so eddie the little shoe hoarding transvestite hooker was born. eddie never did find peace. shame was a constant voice in his head causing him to lash out at others. being a 93 pound weakling with a 3 inch pecker and a ten gallon ass cavity limited him to doing it online but man online he was tough.



:coffee:

Eccentric story. Did it come to you while shitting on the toilet, like most of your thoughts?

Anyway, its just ashame charley's uncle is no longer around to read his little biography.
 
the story came from your personality disorder, how you behave here, your never-ending cock hunger hidden behind gay bashing, and you freaking out that some people poop every day.

if you're not eddie why are you all over every single eddie post we make. you his rep?

and how can you not have days when you have better things to do jeeze. this gets old fast and there are so many alternatives. sun is shining here to day...
 
the story came from your personality disorder, how you behave here, your never-ending cock hunger hidden behind gay bashing, and you freaking out that some people poop every day.

if you're not eddie why are you all over every single eddie post we make. you his rep?

and how can you not have days when you have better things to do jeeze. this gets old fast and there are so many alternatives. sun is shining here to day...

All this bitching is exactly why you're not cut-out for AG.
 
Eccentric story. Did it come to you while shitting on the toilet, like most of your thoughts?

Anyway, its just ashame charley's uncle is no longer around to read his little biography.


.........yo mad.......maybe we could dig the old fart up........
 
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