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most fucked up thing that's happened to you
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I was walking down the street and this old crack whore fell over in front of me and tripped me up, i accidentally got my dick stuck in her, and her moving around made me cum in her ass……………….how was i to know this was Madmans mom…….?
take one pill and your chlamydia will go away. You're welcome.
_LG_
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Story time
I know you're slow because you're Australian, but starting a thread like this without telling your own story first is grounds for a party gaping.
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_LG_
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That shit happens to me on a daily basis. Something original GDI
jeeze where do i even begin. i like funny memories the best so.... my first husband worked for a big concert promoter and he went back inside for something just as we were about to leave a venue one night. we were parked out back and people mobbed the limo thinking i was eric clapton. lol for tinted glass.
when i started getting serious about working out i wasn't exactly sure about sets etc. so i'd do like 15 12 10 of something three times. everyone asked why my workout took so long. i was doing 3 full body workouts at once. my arms shook n my legs felt like two big hard ons. i did it a month or more before someone explained the difference.
dated a transvestite that kept asking me to tie him up. so i got eye-bolts and chains and chained him to the floor long enough so he never asked me to tie him up again. i hate passive men 
there was also an incident where he wanted to eat chocolate pudding out of my butt.
i win.
Madmann
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dated a transvestite that kept asking me to tie him up. so i got eye-bolts and chains and chained him to the floor long enough so he never asked me to tie him up again. i hate passive men
i win.
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speaking of eating out of my ass, look at the time between my post and eddies lips all over it. we all know you're doing this to get shit on eddie. you live for it.
So I was having an amazing workout when my stomach started to rumble...no big deal I'm just going to finish my workout. So I'm on my last set of squat with some pretty good weight, I descend for my final rep and boom...sharted!! That's right farted and shit definitely came out. I was so surprised at what just occurred I could not get the weight up, luckily I had the hammer strength bars up to catch the weight. I immediately walked straight to my car leaving the bar with the weight right where it was ...that's my story and it was pretty fucked up
Madmann
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I can't believe the ladies are not breaking down your door just to get a shot
at dating such an upscale, classy, debonair gentleman like yourself ShittyOatz.
Astounding.
I'm not sure about "eddie" but Craig lives to laugh at inferior lifeforms like you
and Captain Poopy-Panties above, hell you two would be an awesome couple.
My auntie once asked me to rub lotion on her inner thighs... I was too young to think anything dirty was going on, once I got a little older I was like WTF!?! Was she trying to molest me?
Madmann
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Your father's oldest brother already had that covered when you were 5.
Projecting again? So your uncle raped you as a boy? It's okay to let it out, we won't judge you...
poor angry little eddie. guess sitting your wheelchair playing sonic in your shitty diaper waiting till mom gets home to wash the shit off her big retarded cripple isn't much of a story... can't you just make something up as usual?
Eddie, before you come up with a "clever" response, I'll just say fuck you Eddie, I'm not going to fight with someone who is completely unarmed. Go away.
Eddie.
how fucking mentally unsound and filled with shame does a person have to be to not even be able to deal with the fact people poop? if my bf had a weight lifting sharted story it'd be funny. gross at the time but funny. poor fucked up eddie can't handle real life. 
I once sharted a bit while having sex with the ex...
That's not why she was the ex, though. I broke up with her because she tried to beat me with a phone. I should have seen it coming, she did the same thing to the guy before me. The guy that married her after we broke up ended up phoning the cops on her because she beat him in the head with a phone while he was sleeping. Crazy wench.
Oh eddie, I'm married brother, so no, ladies are not breaking down my door, (I actually have sex with a women) imagine that...I also don't feel like I need to impress people by spitting out BS which everyone smells a mile away, like this is one of the chicks I slayed and threw away when I got sick of her I don't know if you know her or not....Like really?
LOL...your a fucking joke bro.
Ill just leave this here again.....sorry eddie don't take it out on everybody for the rest of your life for your childhood...
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There was this one day when I was having my afternoon coffee when I opened this thread. I was so full of hope then. Life was a mystery and an adventure. As I read through the thread, my stomach began to turn. I felt my soul being sucked out of my body through my ass like a dirty fart. It suddenly occurred to me that life has no meaning and this thread was the cause of it. It was the worst day of my life and the most horrible thing to ever happen to me.
