Getting my sperm turkey basted into my wife tomorrow... off gear for2 weeks HCG & Clo

[justhav2p]

So I have been off the sauce for 2 weeks. I am going to have jizz in a cup tomorrow moarning, then girl is going to bring my jizz to the perv doc to squirt it up right where her eggs are going to be landing.

I just started my HCG last week, 1,000 iu daily

just started popping Clomid 100mgs yesterday.

She just told me they have to clean my jizz up and just grab swimmers,

Do you think I should ask her to ask them to just shoot her up with the males?

Or....

Do you think since my sperm count may be super low right now anyway, I should just roll with the boys and girls?

 

[~RaZr~]

Either you are drunk, hungover or this is fake


If real....I'd say go with it.

 

[independent]

Do you have a short penis that cant reach?

 

[colochine]

Lol video footage por favor!

 

[justhav2p]

no, this is real!

My girl is 30 and evidently has bad eggs. We have been trying for children (without my knowledge) for the past 3 years. She finally admitted to me what is going on with her so we went to the doc. He is going to be shooting my "cleaned jizz" into her tomorrow morning.

Anything I should do extra like don't work out because it slows recovery or just keep hitting my HCG and Clomid 100mgs

 

[independent]

no, this is real!

My girl is 30 and evidently has bad eggs. We have been trying for children (without my knowledge) for the past 3 years. She finally admitted to me what is going on with her so we went to the doc. He is going to be shooting my "cleaned jizz" into her tomorrow morning.

Anything I should do extra like don't work out because it slows recovery or just keep hitting my HCG and Clomid 100mgs

Well good luck then. Some video footage would be epic though.

 

[EARL]

no, this is real!

And that is the saddest part.

 

[SloppyJ]

Wait whaaat? She's been trying to get knocked up for 3yrs and she hasn't told you? What the fuck has she been doing? Not taking her birth control? I guess she just lets you get off in her?

This would make me reevaluate a few things. She sounds crazy bro! I'd flip the fuck out.

 

[EARL]

^^^

Often amusing to see losers giving other losers advice.

 

[independent]

The quickest way to get a girl pregnant is through anal sex.

 

[Big Pimpin]

^^^

Often amusing to see losers giving other losers advice.

Sloppy would stomp a hole in your ass then fuck your girlfriend if you actually had one.

 

[SloppyJ]

^^^

Often amusing to see losers giving other losers advice.

Son you don't talk to me unless you are spoken to.

 

[Big Pimpin]

The quickest way to get a girl pregnant is through anal sex.

I agree.

 

[heavyiron]

On gear sperm count really declines. Be interesting to hear your count.

 

[Vibrant]

^^^ wants to know for homo reasons.

 

[heavyiron]

Naw, I'm off all steroids for the same reason. Trying to knock up the wife.

1,500iu HCG eod
1mg Adex eod

 

[Vibrant]

Naw, I'm off all steroids for the same reason. Trying to knock up the wife.

1,500iu HCG eod
1mg Adex eod

ok, whatever you say..........




















btw, how is that going for you? feeling alright with no gear in your system?

 

[independent]

^^^ wants to know for homo reasons.

Big True.

 

[EARL]

Sloppy would stomp a hole in your ass then fuck your girlfriend if you actually had one.

Sounds like he whipped your ass then fucked it as you speak so highly of him.

Son you don't talk to me unless you are spoken to.

OK Grandpapa.

(Scoffing)

I agree.

LOL @ YOU.

 

[cube789]

Ok Eddie, we get it, you're mad n sad

 

[stfuandliftbtch]

 

[bigbenj]

I'm with heavy. I'd love to see your cock.....er.....I mean sperm count.
It would be interesting to see what your sperm tastes.....god damn it, i meant TESTS, cum back at.
For science reasons, of course......

 

[Vibrant]

^^^ another one that wants to know for homo reasons only.

Scientific reasons..... bitch please.

 

[EARL]

^^^ another one that wants to know for homo reasons only.

Scientific reasons..... bitch please.

I see you're more tanned than usual in your avatar.

 

[justhav2p]

I had my sperm tested before this last cycle and doc told me to take L-cartinine to shape all their heads perfectly..... I will get a sperm test in 3 weeks if this round doesnt work and give yall results

 

[heavyiron]

A Lenzi, F Lombardo, P Sgro, P Salacone, L Caponecchia, F Dondero and L Gandini (2003).

"Use of carnitine therapy in selected cases of male factor infertility: a double-blind crossover trial". Fertility and Sterility, Vol. 79, Issue 2. American Society for Reproductive Medicine via Elsevier.

De Rosa M, Boggia B, Amalfi B, Zarrilli S, Vita A, Colao A and Lombardi G (2005).

"Correlation between Seminal Carnitine and Functional Spermatozoal Characteristics in Men with Semen Dysfunction of Various Origins". Drugs in Research & Development, 6(1):1-9. Adis.

 

[independent]

Can I test my sperm count by taste?

 

[justhav2p]

Can I test my sperm count by taste?

Let me google that for you

 

[theCaptn']

I hear people are hiring Mexicans to store and transport material in their mouths.

Have you investigated this option?

 

[justhav2p]

I hear people are hiring Mexicans to store and transport material in their mouths.

Have you investigated this option?

Only if my jizz and the Herion don't get mixed up and my girl stays high for 4 days instead of producing me a lil one..... or is this a better option!!!!!