The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

[CG]

252 benching 1rm 255.

Am I big yet?

 

[independent]

252 benching 1rm 255.

Am I big yet?

My friend could bench 225 for 7 reps. He weighed 130 pounds.

You decide.

 

[coolhandjames]

867 pages of complete and utter bullshit.

 

[theCaptn']

My friend could bench 225 for 7 reps. He weighed 130 pounds.

You decide.

Benching 225 when youre 130lbs is sure to get you moar tailpipe

 

[CG]

My friend could bench 225 for 7 reps. He weighed 130 pounds.

You decide.

Got pitchers?

 

[independent]

Benching 225 when youre 130lbs is sure to get you moar tailpipe

I tried banging his sister.

 

[independent]

Got pitchers?

I wish, it was very impressive.

 

[Saney]

130 is pretty light to be reppin 225 x 7..

I weigh 237 and can only rep 225 x 6

 

[independent]

130 is pretty light to be reppin 225 x 7..

I weigh 237 and can only rep 225 x 6

He definitely wasnt any heavier than 140. He was only 5'5".

 

[CG]

I've hit 225x5. Big ups to the little man hitting that for 7

 

[theCaptn']

130 is pretty light to be reppin 225 x 7..

I weigh 237 and can only rep 225 x 6

Hmm yeah. I wish I was 130 then. Sadly I am only 230 repping 210 x 12

 

[independent]

Hmm yeah. I wish I was 130 then. Sadly I am only 230 repping 210 x 12

Bunk gear?

 

[vortrit]

My cousin is so fucking dumb. I made a fake Facebook under the name of "Harry Twatter" and added her. I kept sending her nasty messages and asked her if she wanted to make 5 bucks braiding my asshole hair. I told here she'd enjoy because she'd be able to stare at my huge cock that I pinned gears into. She then proceeded to tell me I was a "fuckwit" and that she was going to get her cousin (me) to kick my ass.

 

[Tesla]

She then proceeded to tell me I was a "fuckwit" and that she was going to get her cousin (me) to kick my ass.

You're gonna kick your own ass.

Liar Liar (8/9) Movie CLIP - I'm Kicking My Ass! (1997) HD - YouTube

 

[Goodskie]

I got 315x8 incline this year. Cutting now tho. Can only get it a few times

 

[withoutrulers]

^^^deals in man's weight

 

[theCaptn']

Im watching Gun's n Roses 'November Rain' . . . now thats a tune to LHJO to!

Guns N' Roses - November Rain - YouTube

 

[Tesla]

Remember Herpes girl(M4 I think, The one that said I gave her Herpes). She booty called me Sun. Night outta nowhere and we started talking. I thought she was at home when she tells me "I'm almost at ur front door" WTF....Caught me off guard. She's all buzzed and the next thing you know I'm giving to her in the pooper......She never let me before.....It was great, but I had no Vit "C"(prepared---just powder) so it coulda been alot better if I was prepared. Then she starts asking me for advice on what to say to break up with her current BF. It was bizarre....She left(lost) one of her diamond earrings in my bed and wants to come back over and get it. lol

She tells me she was recently diagnosed as Bi-Polar and all kinds of other crazy shit...my head was spinning....

I need some "C" when she comes back for the earring so I can really do some serious poon and corn poundage......

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Bout time someone posted an AP story up in this biatch! And with backdoor action! Even better. Okay, so I went out with this chick last night and we had awesome......dinner So, I get back and I'm all sitting on the couch playing internet, when alls the sudden this chick pops up on yahoo msger and chats me up. I'd only e-mailed her b4 and she sent me a pic. So, we're all chatting and shit, when suddenly she's all like "wanna have some fun with me? I'm about to turn on my cam if you wanna cam for a bit." So, I'm thinking she's fixin to axe me for my credit card 3 or some shit. But, she never did. She was for real, got naked, rubbed herself, etc. SHe didn't ask for RMB and doesn't seem to be a hooker. SOme of my mates told me there are lots of horny chicks like that around these parts. Anyhoo, I'm gonna meet up with her sometime next week and I should have a real nice AP story to contribute!

 

[theCaptn']

Nice tails of AP!

The 24 yr old I'm boning won't let me cornhole her pooper until I 'commit to a relationship'

Advices Negroes?

 

[withoutrulers]

Slip her some cough syrup, then slather her in cock syrup. GICH

 

[Watson]

Nice tails of AP!

The 24 yr old I'm boning won't let me cornhole her pooper until I 'commit to a relationship'

Advices Negroes?

rohypnol

 

[Watson]

^^ then video the whole 9 yards and post on here!

 

[theCaptn']

rohypnol

donkey punch is another option, however Im going to explore non-violent methods first

 

[Saney]

AP lined up!

Gonna pin some more Bunk Ace because Bunk Tren gets you Jerked and Tan

 

[theCaptn']

err'one is pinnin' tren

 

[independent]

err'one is pinnin' tren

Not me because it will make you gay.

 

[Saney]

 

[bmw]

donkey punch is another option, however Im going to explore non-violent methods first

keep working it bro. eat her ass out when you go down on her. stick your tongue in there. start fucking her then work a finger in, then two. all the while you gotta be saying some shit she will love to hear about how sexy she is, how gorgeous she is, and how much she turns you on, blah, blah.

work her up to it slowly, plenty of lube, wait till she asks for it. make the first time enjoyable then she will let you in pretty much whenever.

After a few times you will be able to abuse her anus, sans lube, while calling her a fucking cunt slut and flushing her head in the toilet, finishing up by taking a shit on her tits after you came all in her hair from her sucking off your blood and shit covered cock.

Sorry, just reminiscing about good times.

Or just fuck trannies. They love it in the ass and they love abuse. A lot less work involved obviously.

 

[Saney]

Or just fuck trannies. They love it in the ass and they love abuse. A lot less work involved obviously.

what does SFW have to say about this?