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I'm fat.. i have gyno.. My legs are Weak and tiny.. i'm Top heavy.. i have stretch marks on my stomach where i was fat as a kid.. i have a small penis.. and my chest is small.. i need to keep cutting cause i can't bulk when i'm already fat.. SFW hates me now.. but he did give me his GF's phone number i may actually call.. I'd rather have sex with a Tranny than a sexy female... i have a prolapsed anus; it blossoms every time i poop.. it is kinda good cause i get to wipe the inside of my asshole before i push it back in.. good for when whores lick your butt and taste nothing But Strawberry lube.. i have no ass.. Mexicans leave me... Adam's wife never sent nudes... i do have nudes of a fat indian girl tho, face and all.. she wants me to bang her in public.. i hate my life...
 
You're better off than BFT :)
 
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I might be the biggest bitch on this board but having a perfect 10 body is hard to do if you 1. Have a family that you spend a lot of time with and 2. Have a job that you can't control where you go or what you do. I'm a civil engineer( surveyor) love my job but some days I might be in south LOusiana in a swamp all day... Hard to lift after that
 
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literal red neck..... the guy who would be struggling benching just the bar, the guy I would be watching in pure amusement as his face turns red trying to do a pullup. :roflmao:
 
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The only credit Azza can be given is the appalling state most men are in by the time they reach 40.

He doesn't look like much, but statistically he'd be in the upper quartile.even if his diet is sub par and his training is inconsistant to non-existent
 
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Hmmmmmm... Farmers tan makes me want to throw up. Boxers are horrible and I can't see a cock outline so it's gotta be tiny.... But his asshole has been violated so I'm gonna be easy on him
 
The only credit Azza can be given is the appalling state most men are in by the time they reach 40.

He doesn't look like much, but statistically he'd be in the upper quartile.even if his diet is sub par and his training is inconsistant to non-existent

compare to other 40 year old trainers
ultimate warrior is 52
 
Farmers Tan better than No tan?
 
compare to other 40 year old trainers
ultimate warrior is 52

You're generous to compare Azza to a trainer, I don't. I'm talking only about the average man on the street!
 
Shit, if we're talking about veteran trainers Stallone puts everyone to shame IMO.
 
not with that attitude u cant be

maybe in a few months ill put up a challenge to motivate u

i wanna get up to 230 or so first though. gonna take me 2 months or so to get that 30 lbs i need


and i am not tall at all. 230 for me wou;ld be like 270 for a 5'11 guy
 
10 weeks of cardio and dieting and I can easily be back in that conditioning. Maybe better.

But I prefer beer. Although my last prep I did drink beer every week.

Cheat meal brewski? :daydream:
 
not with that attitude u cant be

maybe in a few months ill put up a challenge to motivate u

i wanna get up to 230 or so first though. gonna take me 2 months or so to get that 30 lbs i need


and i am not tall at all. 230 for me wou;ld be like 270 for a 5'11 guy

Pars you need to post some baseline pics.

30lbs in 2 or 3 months is a big call.

I'd hate for people to think your mouths writing cheques your arse can't cash :)
 
I'm 5'8" 210, probably around 16-17% bf. I am not nearly as strong nor as big as most guys on here, but I don't have any desire to be 250 lbs, and not be cardiovascularly fit. Body building is only one of my many hobbies, and being very heavy is not conducive to mountaineering or surfing.
Although, I'm not as lean as I'd like to be, I'm extremely fit, agile and stronger than most. I climb mountains w buddies that compete in triathlons and above 10,000 ft, I smoke anyone else on the mountain.
I need to get back down to 12% fat, my chest is lacking, my abs are not lean, but my arms and calves are huge.
I've never strived to be a pro bber, I like to eat meals w my family, I like beer and I just want to be stronger than most guys, not the strongest.
 
6' 194 currently. Probably 10% bf. I wanna be 200 7% bf by winter and 220 7% bf next winter.

Could drop stubborn fat on abs and chest. Love my back and shoulders hence the pose. Legs are gettin there
 

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My skull is something like 23 inches around and shaped like a shoebox. Perched atop a 14 inch neck adds to the comedic effect. Could post pics but there are plenty around already. :mooh:

Kindergartners think I am jacked.
 
Shit, where do I start. My forearms are abnormally large because of my job (mechanic). They make my little biceps look that much smaller. My calves are tiny and so are my quads. My back and traps are actually pretty big. Shoulders could use more size, especially my rear delts. I have a pretty small waist so my taper is pretty good but my abs are not as pronounced as I want. My diet is decent but could be better. My tan is great (my gym has a tanning bed and I use it once a week....lol).
 
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