Ask theCaptn'

[heckler7]

is there ever a weekend that there isnt a mattress sale?

 

[theCaptn']

Wrong answer gimp, they cant call it Womens Monthly for obvious reason’s…….

Why do people look up when an automatic door does not open for them? Does a elevator come quicker if you keep hitting the button?

Azza, STFU

 

[theCaptn']

is there ever a weekend that there isnt a mattress sale?

Passover, obviously

 

[withoutrulers]

Do people who've worked up to very large dildos have issues with shitting themselves? Most importantly of all, Do they pass monster turds?

 

[Aries1]

Do people who've worked up to very large dildos have issues with shitting themselves? Most importantly of all, Do they pass monster turds?

lol

 

[dirtbiker666]

Passover, obviously

Did someone neg the piss out of you ?

 

[IronAddict]

Hey, Captn', the song by you and Tennille, Muskrat love. Was that song really about beastality or just slang for liking pussy?

 

[IronAddict]

And by the way, Cappy. I've seemed to have lost a shitload of stars!? Does this mean I am back in elemtary school or what?

 

[dirtbiker666]

And by the way, Cappy. I've seemed to have lost a shitload of stars!? Does this mean I am back in elemtary school or what?

it looks more like a chocolate star fish

 

[dirtbiker666]

Hey cappy if you could do it all over again would you change careers ? And words of wisdom you could give me In a total mind fuck. Just got out of the military and don't know wtf I want to do .

 

[Deity]

Why the fuck is Prince now "Merlin" and heavyiron not being forced to become "dumbledorf" (sp)?

 

[theCaptn']

And by the way, Cappy. I've seemed to have lost a shitload of stars!? Does this mean I am back in elemtary school or what?

We all did bro. The king Jew did a recall on stars to pay for his brisket

 

[theCaptn']

Hey cappy if you could do it all over again would you change careers ? And words of wisdom you could give me In a total mind fuck. Just got out of the military and don't know wtf I want to do .

No way, would I change careers. If you liked the military you might like what I do. PM for details

 

[azza1971]

No way, would I change careers. If you liked the military you might like what I do. PM for details

Your a mercenary or a mall cop?

 

[theCaptn']

Your a mercenary or a mall cop?

Independent contractor Azza

 

[[SIL]]

Independent contractor Azza

male escort?

 

[theCaptn']

male escort?

Yes, I recently wanked my pimp to death. Hence the 'independence'

 

[Rednack]

Dearest captn'...since i've lost 60 pounds in 9 months i've noticed my cawk has grew about 6 inches
making it a whopping 11 inches all together..


is it true that belly turns into dick when your diets in check?

 

[theCaptn']

Sounds like your eyesight has improved Rednack

 

[Rednack]

guess since the bellys gone i can see the whole picture..

 

[theCaptn']

 

[custom]

Your a mercenary or a mall cop?

Hey what size lens did your son use when he was taping you gaping your own asshole in the gym? 10x, 20x, 30x zoom?