im bout to fuck wuth this bitch

[cube789]

 

[cube789]

 

[coolhandjames]

^^^^^ Cube comes through in the clutch...

OP... negged. Gimme a soy mocha latte (hold the foam)

 

[charley]

nice cube................

 

[Little Wing]

for every woman that knows to keep her legs closed a million more don't. don't sweat it move on to the next one and eventually someone will be stupid enough to say yes.

i think you need to really ask yourself if her saying no is enough to make yourself act like a total lowlife and put something in her drink. if it is maybe you should just respect her more for having the sense to know you're too creepy to go out with. seems she has good instincts.

 

[coolhandjames]

for every woman that knows to keep her legs closed a million more don't. don't sweat it move on to the next one and eventually someone will be stupid enough to say yes.

i think you need to really ask yourself if her saying no is enough to make yourself act like a total lowlife and put something in her drink. if it is maybe you should just respect her more for having the sense to know you're too creepy to go out with. seems she has good instincts.

The bold is where I lol'd

 

[Little Wing]

 

[Diesel618]

Once upon a time this crazy ex gf of mine told me that she put period blood in my spaghetti. It was like a week after the fact, and I still don't know if she was lying or not. I wouldn't have been completely opposed to eating it, as it's kind of peculiar going down on a girl as she nears her period, it gives her vagina a metallic taste not so different from the taste one gets after IV'ing cocaine, but the fact she didn't tell me beforehand was kind of presumptious of her I think.

 

[coolhandjames]

Once upon a time this crazy ex gf of mine told me that she put period blood in my spaghetti. It was like a week after the fact, and I still don't know if she was lying or not. I wouldn't have been completely opposed to eating it, as it's kind of peculiar going down on a girl as she nears her period, it gives her vagina a metallic taste not so different from the taste one gets after IV'ing cocaine, but the fact she didn't tell me beforehand was kind of presumptious of her I think.

* Shakes head *

 

[XYZ]

* Shakes head *

Everything that dunce posts is pure BS. EVERYTHING.

 

[REDDOG309]

which dunce are we talking about?

 

[njc]

this bitch is reguler customer who comes in for coffee all the time. fuck this bitch i thoght she was pretty so i asked her on date and she said no i think im going put steroids in her food enxt time. i have methyltren. i also have letrozole. what do i do to fuck with thsu bitch?!

You are beyond fucking pathetic, loser.

 

[skinnyguy180]

Once upon a time this crazy ex gf of mine told me that she put period blood in my spaghetti. It was like a week after the fact, and I still don't know if she was lying or not. I wouldn't have been completely opposed to eating it, as it's kind of peculiar going down on a girl as she nears her period, it gives her vagina a metallic taste not so different from the taste one gets after IV'ing cocaine, but the fact she didn't tell me beforehand was kind of presumptious of her I think.

Liar......trannies dont get periods

 

[heckler7]

this bitch is reguler customer who comes in for coffee all the time. fuck this bitch i thoght she was pretty so i asked her on date and she said no i think im going put steroids in her food enxt time. i have methyltren. i also have letrozole. what do i do to fuck with thsu bitch?!

maybe she already has a man, or maybe she doesnt like coffe house faggots

 

[CG]

Op should eat the bag of methyltren and chase it with a few cold ones

 

[njc]

Op should eat the bag of methyltren and chase it with a few cold ones

Combined with some Tylenol, in case of alcohol induced headache. I reccomend half the bottle. Please heed my advice OP.

 

[Diesel618]

What's BS about my post? You can always tell when a girl is nearing her period by the taste of her vagina, and anyone who has ever shot coke will tell you the metallic taste is similar.

 

[owwwch]

what a fag.. if you had a real job and didnt have such a girly look, she might of said yes. maybe shes not into girls..
The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj & John Waters) - YouTube

 

[XYZ]

What's BS about my post? You can always tell when a girl is nearing her period by the taste of her vagina, and anyone who has ever shot coke will tell you the metallic taste is similar.

It's not just that post but several. I find you to be an attention whore. You try too hard to be perceived as funny, outrageous, insane or cool. It's an act and I can see it from a mile away.

You had a thread about wanting to touch a 10 year old girl. You now mention this. Another thread about shooting street drugs. This is just off of the top of my head.

If someone really did the stuff you claim, they would keep their mouth shut about it and carry on with business as usual. You vocalize it as if you need to be accepted for some odd reason.

 

[Bowden]

this bitch is reguler customer who comes in for coffee all the time. fuck this bitch i thoght she was pretty so i asked her on date and she said no i think im going put steroids in her food enxt time. i have methyltren. i also have letrozole. what do i do to fuck with thsu bitch?!

Let me guess..
Your lack of social skills result in you not getting any pussy?
As a result of lack of pussy you spend most of your Friday and Saturday nights in sexual frustration posting internet rants against women who think that you are a fucking clueless idiot?
You then go jerk off and fall to sleep around 4am?

 

[DOBE]

Once upon a time this crazy ex gf of mine told me that she put period blood in my spaghetti. It was like a week after the fact, and I still don't know if she was lying or not. I wouldn't have been completely opposed to eating it, as it's kind of peculiar going down on a girl as she nears her period, it gives her vagina a metallic taste not so different from the taste one gets after IV'ing cocaine, but the fact she didn't tell me beforehand was kind of presumptious of her I think.

D you're a retard fuck but thats funny as hell!