Energy Drinks Are Satanic!

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I want to warn all you young Christian IM'ers out there about the dangers of the so-called "energy drinks" that are so popular now. As I have long suspected, they are part of a jew plot to get you to worship satan. Exhibit "A":

 

[_LG_]

True story

 

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Thanks Paula Deen!

 

[seyone]

That's wjat makes them so good

 

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That's wjat makes them so good

You Jew!!!

 

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Or maybe he's a Jew eater?

 

[charley]

[h=2]Energy Drinks Are Satanic![/h]
Here I come to save the day......

 

[vicious 13]

I prefer red bills or rockstars in a pinch

 

[IronAddict]

Blah! I get satan himself to piss in my sports bottle.

 

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Blah! I get satan himself to piss in my sports bottle.

Now that's hard core!

 

[IronAddict]

Now that's hard core!

you should see me on sundays.

 

[M-Way]

Drank two of these on Christmas day and was verging on psychotic babble. Potent.

 

[azza1971]

everyone should try 2 cans of Redbull and a bag of Skittles

 

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[IronAddict]

Back in the day this was my energy drink of choice.

 

[heavyiron]

Everything good is from satan...

 

[withoutrulers]

+

= I am satan

 

[cube789]

 

[theCaptn']

Wtf??

 

[Watson]

lucky someone didnt stab her in the throat......

 

[REDDOG309]

I threw a pretty nasty redbull and vodka load and almost ailenated my whole family. I was too fucked up to make sense and to amped up to shut up. The wife was pissed at me for a week and the family still don't look at me the same. Maybe I should not have mixed blow with that combo, Live and learn I guess.....

 

[ctr10]

Red Bull and cherry Vodka=Cherry bombs

 

[dieseljimmy]

I threw a pretty nasty redbull and vodka load and almost ailenated my whole family. I was too fucked up to make sense and to amped up to shut up. The wife was pissed at me for a week and the family still don't look at me the same. Maybe I should not have mixed blow with that combo, Live and learn I guess.....

Indoor sking and Red Bull... what a combo. You feel like your on the verge of a grabber all night..

 

[IronAddict]

Whaa the ?

 

[M-Way]

Has anyone had the real Red Bull in Thailand? The one that's supposed to have amphetamines? Myth or truth?

 

[theCaptn']

Has anyone had the real Red Bull in Thailand? The one that's supposed to have amphetamines? Myth or truth?

It's super concentrated in small minibar sized bottles. No amphetamines in it, none needed really

 

[cube789]

^its barely a liquid out there, more like an energy syrup

 

[Watson]

it tastes strange in PH, here in AUS i can drink 2 cans of mother (320mg caff, 160 each can) and im ok, in PH i get heart palpitations even though i think it had only 140mg caff in it....pehaps they use toilet water?

 

[M-Way]

It's super concentrated in small minibar sized bottles. No amphetamines in it, none needed really

^its barely a liquid out there, more like an energy syrup

Sounds good.

 

[BigWorm]

Went on a Red Bull/vodka and 180/rum bender in Key West years ago. Passed out around 2AM, woke up at 3AM with my heart about to beat out of my chest. Freaked me out at the time. Then about 20min later the rest of my crew returned to the house with a group of swingers who had a bunch of hashish and from there things escalated quickly. My almost death by energy drink is now nothing more than a footnote on a night that I am sure St. Peter is going to have a lot of questions about, its good to know that I can just blame Satan and his energy drinks. You see Peter what had happened was....

Which brings me to my final point I am so grateful that digital cameras and phones w/cameras didn't come along until I got A LOT of stuff out of my system.