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The melt of joeboobs aka the platform butt pirate

this was a damn good melt
 
Ok I will continue this ownage in the morning. I have to go to bed and think of questions too ask the guy who finished one spot ahead of me hahahahaaaa! Fuck I love Owning these bitches.
Go to bed in your fucking Cracker Jack box all by your Damb self.bahahahha CRy your little bitch ass to sleep because all these guys look better than you do in your selfies;(little bitch

I WILL BE HERE !!
 
And the rest of his followers go brush your teeth ,get that cumm off them suckers it will stain ..bahahahaha
 
quick peek at the chicken legs. im only 240 tho so im skinny like you say lol!!
I reckon this picture is not recent and does not match the weight you posted.

According to your facebook this was uploaded on Oct 21, 2013. Since Mr Branch warren is there it was at the Olympia.

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Lets recap what I have learned about you tonight.
1. Your a liar, as you are not 240 in the original picture you posted. In the one I uploaded for you, you look 240.
2. You dont know how to use facebook privacy settings because finding out who you were was way to easy. Luckily for you I respect your privacy and thus washed out your face for you.
3. You are an asshole. I don't know who the fuck this joebad1 guy is or why you felt the need the make a thread just to bash him. Maybe next time before you go around all high and mighty telling someone they have man tits you should take a quick look in the mirror cuz judging from that picture you aint looking so hot yourself buddy.:laughat:

While I may not have been onstage this past June next to you (LOL I never will cuz ill NEVER do physique) rest assured that when I do, I wont finish 4th or 9th and If I so happen to I wont go on a message board spouting how Im gonna get my procard and flaming people online. Best of luck with your pro card (I honestly mean that) but good luck doing anything with it (Pretty sure if any potential sponsor sees the shit you spew online your done for).
 
Maybe the best thread ever. Don't stop..I'm gunna grab some popcorn while you knigs ..:stirpot:

....and of course have some java..:coffee:
 
There's only one person that is on this site that actually knows me and has access to my Facebook. So we will see what's up when I bump into them next. Lol this should be good. I won't go posting there pics yet.:coffee:
 
There's only one person that is on this site that actually knows me and has access to my Facebook. So we will see what's up when I bump into them next. Lol this should be good. I won't go posting there pics yet.:coffee:


To be fair you have posted a lot of info that would make it easy to figure out. Check your FB privacy settings.
 
There's only one person that is on this site that actually knows me and has access to my Facebook. So we will see what's up when I bump into them next. Lol this should be good. I won't go posting there pics yet.:coffee:

Post his picture, what do I care. Also feel free to knock his lights out if you must. Poor guy will have no idea why your pissed off at him for no reason.
Its really not that hard to find out who people are online, when
A) They announce to a public message board where they live (Calgary)
B)Which physique contest they competed in
C)Saying that they went to Nationals

I so happen to know the 1st, 2nd and 5th place guy. So that leaves me to determine who 3rd and 4th place are. The ABBA website gives me the names of the 3rd and 4th place guys. A simple facebook search pulls up those two names, when your facebook pictures are public. Now this is where it gets real easy, I look at the pictures and compare them against your forum avatar and I find the same shorts being worn. DING DING DING we have a winner, now I am free to browse your facebook as I please (because you have no security settings on it).

So do yourself a favor buddy, YOU JUST GOT OWNED BY A KID!!! Technology is a young mans game, I suggest you learn how to use it or GTFO. I understand being old makes technology hard to understand/use (my grandparents have the same issue too). I dont fault them for it, its not there fault that they are old and grew up in the simpler times.

So yeah if you want to what your insinuating and kick that guys ass, go for it. THERE IS OBVIOUSLY NO OTHER REASONABLE WAY AS TO HOW SOMEONE COULD HAVE DETERMINED YOUR IDENTITY.
 
Also I thought you went to bed because you had to work tomorrow. Its 4am man, did I own your brain so much you just coudnt sleep and had to come on here and post??

Honestly I don't give 2 shits who you are. Your life is your life and what you do with it is none of my business but if your gonna go on here tyrading about how great you are which somehow gives you the right to bash other people, at least be good at it! Cuz one day you will piss off the wrong guy and you made it way to easy to find out who you were. If I was actually a dick I would not have blurred your face out, given a direct link to your facebook page and posted your name to the world. So really I think you should thank me :)

You may consider this a favor as well as a lesson.

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how about we all look at vaginal knitting an calm down..

 
Dlats Id just like to point out. Obviously I don't stand alone in thinking your a tool. You realize when I originally posted I had 10 rep , now I have 2830142, thats including the negative rep I got subtracted from you and your rep power.

Love the vaginal knitting video, Im submitting an order on her website for a scarf as we speak, cant wait to wrap that baby all over my neck/face
 
Also I thought you went to bed because you had to work tomorrow. Its 4am man, did I own your brain so much you just coudnt sleep and had to come on here and post??

Honestly I don't give 2 shits who you are. Your life is your life and what you do with it is none of my business but if your gonna go on here tyrading about how great you are which somehow gives you the right to bash other people, at least be good at it! Cuz one day you will piss off the wrong guy and you made it way to easy to find out who you were. If I was actually a dick I would not have blurred your face out, given a direct link to your facebook page and posted your name to the world. So really I think you should thank me :)

You may consider this a favor as well as a lesson.

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This could be the biggest display of how badly I've shaken you. You spent the time to search out results, compare pictures and eventually find my FB acct which like you said doesn't take genius. I simply felt like destroying someone for my own entertainment. You now look much worse as you've gone above and beyond in attempt to "own me"! Bwahaha!! I remember some fucken loser kids at school that I'd bully and once they melted they would go on about brining a gun or bazooka to school lol!! Are you one of those pathetic losers sitting in the back row at a bb show hating on all the guys on stage?! You are right you really got me! Way to take it to the next level of cyber nerd warfare hahaaa! I was up at 4am to take a piss son I'm sure you were still up owning guys on Warcraft
 
Shaken me?
O yeah I dont know how Im gonna be able to get to bed.
Im working night shift man I have a lot of time to do whatever I want to pass the time. If that involves me sleuthing around the net at some dbag than so be it...at the end of the day I just got paid to write this and creep on you.
You on the other hand felt the need to check the forums after you woke up to went pee. You tell me which is more pathetic? I can guarantee you when I wake up at 12am this morning to relieve myself the last thing on my mind will be "I wonder what Dlats posted in the thread he made". Whats even more pathetic is that your probably up getting ready for work (Note im still at work getting paid to write this) and you still felt the need to set aside time to write a reply. Shouldn't you O I dunno, spend a little less time flaming people in the forums and a little more time on meal prep so you dont look like that goof in the picture. Dont even get me started on how you must have thought it was cool to wear a gasp shirt the the Olympia and meet branch warren......I can only imagine the thoughts that went through his head when he saw you...."O great another one of these guys".

"I simply felt like destroying someone for my own entertainment."
"I remember some fucken loser kids at school that I'd bully and once they melted they would go on about brining a gun or bazooka to school lol" Your wife sure sounds like one lucky lady

I only made this account cuz I am so sick and tired of immature retards like yourself who think they run they show putting other people down. Here's a cold hard fact for you. If you were so great, you wouldn't be a 35+ year old man coming in 10th for a physique competition who's a concrete worker by day.

Pretty sure I also never hated on anyone on stage so why you'd feel the need to say that is beyond me.

 
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My very own stalker:)
if I catch you trying to steal my boxers there will be hell to pay.
 
Yeah cuz im the only person every to creep someone on facebook.
 
Shaken me?
O yeah I dont know how Im gonna be able to get to bed.
Im working night shift man I have a lot of time to do whatever I want to pass the time. If that involves me sleuthing around the net at some dbag than so be it...at the end of the day I just got paid to write this and creep on you.
You on the other hand felt the need to check the forums after you woke up to went pee. You tell me which is more pathetic? I can guarantee you when I wake up at 12am this morning to relieve myself the last thing on my mind will be "I wonder what Dlats posted in the thread he made". Whats even more pathetic is that your probably up getting ready for work (Note im still at work getting paid to write this) and you still felt the need to set aside time to write a reply. Shouldn't you O I dunno, spend a little less time flaming people in the forums and a little more time on meal prep so you dont look like that goof in the picture. Dont even get me started on how you must have thought it was cool to wear a gasp shirt the the Olympia and meet branch warren......I can only imagine the thoughts that went through his head when he saw you...."O great another one of these guys".

"I simply felt like destroying someone for my own entertainment."
"I remember some fucken loser kids at school that I'd bully and once they melted they would go on about brining a gun or bazooka to school lol" Your wife is really one lucky lady, that or shes a real winner too!

I only made this account cuz I am so sick and tired of immature retards like yourself who think they run they show putting other people down. Here's a cold hard fact for you. If you were so great, you wouldn't be a 35+ year old man coming in 10th for a physique competition who's a concrete worker by day.

Pretty sure I also never hated on anyone on stage so why you'd feel the need to say that is beyond me.

remain calm!
 

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Your lack of effort is boring me.

My shift is pretty much over so I'm out for the day/night.
 
bahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahanabahahahahahahanahahahhahahaahah how did I miss this??awesome Facebook pic you sloppy looking fucker fat-lats .bahahhahahaha I can't stop laughing u thought u owned something???NO BITCH A KID OWNED YOU!!and WOW I KNEW YOI WAS THE KINDA FACE TO POST FACEBOOK SELFIES AND TO EVEN HAVE A FACEBOOK SO THE WHOLE WORLD COULD LAUGH AT YOU!!!
 
So dlats... I take it you beat jeenyus in a show or in a friendly game of cream the biscuit. ..
 
Wow!!so u do t like him because he is bigger than you in his selfies??wow and you have selfies all over.bahahaha you selfie whore you and no I won't post a selfie of me so you can beat off tonight before you go to bed.


is never posting a selfie again :(
 
This could be the biggest display of how badly I've shaken you. You spent the time to search out results, compare pictures and eventually find my FB acct which like you said doesn't take genius. I simply felt like destroying someone for my own entertainment. You now look much worse as you've gone above and beyond in attempt to "own me"! Bwahaha!! I remember some fucken loser kids at school that I'd bully and once they melted they would go on about brining a gun or bazooka to school lol!! Are you one of those pathetic losers sitting in the back row at a bb show hating on all the guys on stage?! You are right you really got me! Way to take it to the next level of cyber nerd warfare hahaaa! I was up at 4am to take a piss son I'm sure you were still up owning guys on Warcraft
YOU GOT OWNED BAAAAADD SON AMD BY A KID..Got up to piss??Hahahah was you so shaken that you couldn't sleep and haaaadd to look at iron mag??bahahahha what a dipshit
 
Joeboobs I'm a white Canadian I don't understand a fucken thing you say. "Was you shakin?"
 
Shaken me?
O yeah I dont know how Im gonna be able to get to bed.
Im working night shift man I have a lot of time to do whatever I want to pass the time. If that involves me sleuthing around the net at some dbag than so be it...at the end of the day I just got paid to write this and creep on you.
You on the other hand felt the need to check the forums after you woke up to went pee. You tell me which is more pathetic? I can guarantee you when I wake up at 12am this morning to relieve myself the last thing on my mind will be "I wonder what Dlats posted in the thread he made". Whats even more pathetic is that your probably up getting ready for work (Note im still at work getting paid to write this) and you still felt the need to set aside time to write a reply. Shouldn't you O I dunno, spend a little less time flaming people in the forums and a little more time on meal prep so you dont look like that goof in the picture. Dont even get me started on how you must have thought it was cool to wear a gasp shirt the the Olympia and meet branch warren......I can only imagine the thoughts that went through his head when he saw you...."O great another one of these guys".

"I simply felt like destroying someone for my own entertainment."
"I remember some fucken loser kids at school that I'd bully and once they melted they would go on about brining a gun or bazooka to school lol" Your wife sure sounds like one lucky lady

I only made this account cuz I am so sick and tired of immature retards like yourself who think they run they show putting other people down. Here's a cold hard fact for you. If you were so great, you wouldn't be a 35+ year old man coming in 10th for a physique competition who's a concrete worker by day.

Pretty sure I also never hated on anyone on stage so why you'd feel the need to say that is beyond me.

^Wasn't Ronnie Coleman a cop by day and a bb competior who was in his mid forties? I think he placed 16th in his first Mr O. I heard that guy went on to great success. For a guy complaining about a guy bashing another member, you sound like you are bashing on a guys competitive dreams.
 
^Wasn't Ronnie Coleman a cop by day and a bb competior who was in his mid forties? I think he placed 16th in his first Mr O. I heard that guy went on to great success. For a guy complaining about a guy bashing another member, you sound like you are bashing on a guys competitive dreams.

AND ??Your point???Does it say anywhere here fat lat can't be bashed on???bahahahaha Facebook fag you..
 
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