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hoyle21

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How are you still here? I don't recognize any of these dipshits in charge. What's the deal with the 190 lb big bitch who thinks she runs this place? I remember when we used to oogle over hot chicks (where is cellar door?) and yes I know she wasn't real but we all jerked off to her fake pics and you know it! What the hell has happened to this place? It's run a muck with ass holes and people pissed off their penises are only 4 inches and uncut. Does anyone here even lift? I'm going to bust out my Bruce Springsteen CD's. Glory days........
 
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hoyle21 said:
How are you still here? I don't recognize any of these dipshits in charge. What's the deal with the 190 lb big bitch who thinks she runs this place? I remember when we used to oogle over hot chicks (where is cellar door?) and yes I know she wasn't real but we all jerked off to her fake pics and you know it! What the hell has happened to this place? It's run a muck with ass holes and people pissed off their penises are only 4 inches and uncut. Does anyone here even lift? I'm going to bust out my Bruce Springsteen CD's. Glory days........
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how do you even lift with all that pms man? cramps and bleeding vag don't get you down?
 
Tren has my mind warped, and being a Jew during Christmas sucks.

I can't believe you're married. Who would fuck you? That shits gotta be like fear factor.
 
Sil- I need a good photoshop of Azza's asshole.


Is reddog still here?
 
could be worse..I could be a jew around Christmas on tren...

notice jew isn't capitalized....hate on hater
 
what's the reason for a melt?did i missed something?
 
[SIL] said:
what's the reason for a melt?did i missed something?
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because he got his way and he's still pissed about it..because it took like...12 fucking hours

I blame it on the fact that someone made a religious ceremony out of trimming his ugly dick
 
SheriV said:
because he got his way and he's still pissed about it..because it took like...12 fucking hours

I blame it on the fact that someone made a religious ceremony out of trimming his ugly dick
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First of all lady, this dick is beautiful. My Mohel was a fucking genius.
 
Damn it Sil, make them iphone friendly. I'm in the shitter.
 
unless you've got pics, I contend its an ugly little slug with still a touch of anteater attached

your Mohel sucked and probably collects foreskins for a custom cod piece
 
What's a custom cod?
 
please learn how to use google and try reading some literature while you're at it
 
Damn, who just got schooled? This guy.
 
hoyle21 said:
I feel sick
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Bad news buddy. Nothing's actually changed at all. Except Azza and Saney have gone, but not from our hearts.

Just stay away from the MTR :(
 
Azza is really gone? Like for serious ?
 
I actually kind of like the new Pope.

Just to be serious for a minute.
 
Has Saney been back at all? Stupid bunk MTR.

He could at least log in as Cellar Door and talk dirty to me once in a while for old times sake.
 
I liked the last pope better...apologizing for the crusades was a standup thing to do
 
Damn it sheri I can't leave for a day without you playing with another man's foreskin
 
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