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The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

i had the first post in this thread. I should get a prize or something.
 
skinnyguy180 said:
So... So should I pee in his butt now?
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I started this thread, must I remind u! U were asking a valid question in response. Yet, the cap'n addressed it. You must be flaccid to pee, but hard to penetrate his anus. Therefore you get hard, enter his recrimination, wait till you're flaccid again and then pee.

If you're still having difficulty with this, I'd recommend lying down in a spooning position after entering his anus and relaxing for a good 10-15 minutes with no foreplay. Do not kiss his neck and/or shoulders or attempt a reach around as it'll stimulate your junk and you won't be able to irrigate his colon. You might even watch a movie to distract you whilst you're waiting to go limp. Just make sure it isn't anything really hot and enticing like Brokeback Mountain or the Home Alone series.

Do this and you'll be flaccid in his butt and ready to filler'up!

GICH!
 
GearsMcGilf said:
I started this thread, must I remind u! U were asking a valid question in response. Yet, the cap'n addressed it. You must be flaccid to pee, but hard to penetrate his anus. Therefore you get hard, enter his rectum, wait till you're flaccid again and then pee.

If you're still having difficulty with this, I'd recommend lying down in a spooning position after entering his anus and relaxing for a good 10-15 minutes with no foreplay. Do not kiss his neck and/or shoulders or attempt a reach around as it'll stimulate your junk and you won't be able to irrigate his colon. You might even watch a movie to distract you whilst you're waiting to go limp. Just make sure it isn't anything really hot and enticing like Brokeback Mountain or the Home Alone series.

Do this and you'll be flaccid in his butt and ready to filler'up!

GICH!
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Also, this makes for a great golden shower if I can pull it off. Let us know how it goes or went if u already did it.

GUCH!
 
GearsMcGilf said:
LOL! Good stuff mate! I thought I had some really deep and important shit to say after a 6'er and a shot of boy, or a few lortabs. But, when I look back on some of the texts & emails I sent to the late wife, I thought I was recreating the works of Shakespeare at the time. But, after rereading it, most of it was paragraphs of rambling, typical drunken stupor material; the kind of messages that you wish you could "unsend."
Now, I just wanna get my big back on and start milf/gilf hunting again, so I can put the entire last year behind me.
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I just lost my chick of 1 year cuz i was on Tren Ace and drinking, I accused her of cheating and said some horrid things I wish I could take back........I fucking lost it.......Said real nasty things to her. :(
 
GearsMcGilf said:
I started this thread, must I remind u! U were asking a valid question in response. Yet, the cap'n addressed it. You must be flaccid to pee, but hard to penetrate his anus. Therefore you get hard, enter his recrimination, wait till you're flaccid again and then pee.

If you're still having difficulty with this, I'd recommend lying down in a spooning position after entering his anus and relaxing for a good 10-15 minutes with no foreplay. Do not kiss his neck and/or shoulders or attempt a reach around as it'll stimulate your junk and you won't be able to irrigate his colon. You might even watch a movie to distract you whilst you're waiting to go limp. Just make sure it isn't anything really hot and enticing like Brokeback Mountain or the Home Alone series.

Do this and you'll be flaccid in his butt and ready to filler'up!

GICH!
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this is really good info...:wacko:
 
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Tesla said:
I just lost my chick of 1 year cuz i was on Tren Ace and drinking, I accused her of cheating and said some horrid things I wish I could take back........I fucking lost it.......Said real nasty things to her. :(
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but was she cheating?
 
Tesla said:
I just lost my chick of 1 year cuz i was on Tren Ace and drinking, I accused her of cheating and said some horrid things I wish I could take back........I fucking lost it.......Said real nasty things to her. :(
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Werd. I probably ruined both my marriages with the combo of drinking and heavy gears. I'd get paranoid and say all kinds of mean nasty shit that I'd always wish I could unsay later. That send button can be a bitch when ur drunk also.
 
I hear ya Gears..........It was bad......shit I wish I could unsend......Time to move on!!
 
theres always strange ass
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GearsMcGilf said:
Werd. I probably ruined both my marriages with the combo of drinking and heavy gears. I'd get paranoid and say all kinds of mean nasty shit that I'd always wish I could unsay later. That send button can be a bitch when ur drunk also.
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I bet Saney thinks the same about our marriage.

But you know I still love that hairy little monster, all he needs to do is say sorry for being a giant dildo and it's all is forgiven :daydream:
 
Awe you evil bastage! I thought you were my Ex for a sec, but she's taking a permanent dirt nap now. I won't talk shit about the hairy ugly dude we know as saney tho, cause I need to get some moar gears from him soon.
 
But, it is time to move on. I got a. Awesome lead at a local bank. If I get on with them, I'll be knocking down some good bank and I'll be able to go back to milf/gilf hunting and live happily ever after.
 
Hope it werks out. Try a young broad, they're easier to mould
 
I think he meant their cunts are easy to mould to your dick, the older ones are usually reamed out already...
 
You gents are on point tonight!
 
Idk. There's good and bad with both. The older broads literally seem to worship you, buy u shit, but they're possessive as hell. Yet, them younger ones fuck with your head and tend to have a lot of guy "friends" that they like to hang out with, and expect us to be just fine with that. I ain't down with that shit.

He'll, idk. A part of me just wants to stick to lhjo, sfw, and totally avoid dating and any kinda relationship for the time being.
 
GearsMcGilf said:
He'll, idk. A part of me just wants to stick to lhjo, sfw, and totally avoid dating and any kinda relationship for the time being.
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Wisdom in those words. I took 5 years off relationships. Best thing I could have done.
 
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