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Johnjohn1977
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I've seen all shapes, forms, and sizes. I love them all.
The hot dog bun vaginas do exist but from what I understand the girls have usually had surgeries. Many girls in porn who have those really cute vaginas usually have had surgery.
Beef curtains I have heard are mostly genetic, but there is also a pounded to death factor that can make them worse.
Typically what I come across is the mild-moderate sized labia vagina, which are usually my favorite.
Mostly all comes down to genetics, I've dated a lady that was 45 and had a beautiful vagina I could just stay down there for hours, then fucked some girls in high school that had curtains for days.
Then there's size. My ex had a pretty large vagina and a big clit, so when she would get aroused it would swell up and she turned into a fucking animal, could squirt across the bedroom, and no she had never taken AAS. I would last sometimes 45 minutes to an hour with her I have 7 inches and even more in girth so you can imagine she was rather large, it took her a while to get off anyway so it worked out.. My current girlfriend is very petite and it's almost too tight, once I get it in I maybe last 10 minutes if I'm not stopping to go down on her or something to take my mind off it.
Then there's trannies....
The hot dog bun vaginas do exist but from what I understand the girls have usually had surgeries. Many girls in porn who have those really cute vaginas usually have had surgery.
Beef curtains I have heard are mostly genetic, but there is also a pounded to death factor that can make them worse.
Typically what I come across is the mild-moderate sized labia vagina, which are usually my favorite.
Mostly all comes down to genetics, I've dated a lady that was 45 and had a beautiful vagina I could just stay down there for hours, then fucked some girls in high school that had curtains for days.
Then there's size. My ex had a pretty large vagina and a big clit, so when she would get aroused it would swell up and she turned into a fucking animal, could squirt across the bedroom, and no she had never taken AAS. I would last sometimes 45 minutes to an hour with her I have 7 inches and even more in girth so you can imagine she was rather large, it took her a while to get off anyway so it worked out.. My current girlfriend is very petite and it's almost too tight, once I get it in I maybe last 10 minutes if I'm not stopping to go down on her or something to take my mind off it.
Then there's trannies....
SheriV
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should I get out a tape measure?
can we have some dimensions please?
for science?
can we have some dimensions please?
for science?
Me and my friends in high school used to measure our dicks when we hit puberty, that's a little weird thinking back.
But I always offer my body up for science!
But I always offer my body up for science!
SheriV
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snugness/depth finder? or?
charley
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... a friend of mine, in 7th grade[catholic school] a kid I hung out with,asked me to go back to the woods for a 'jerk-off session'.... I was a kid, it threw me off, & I never went...I didn't like the sound of it, I think it scared me, we still hung out , it never came up again.... my friend John grew up to become a Philly cop...
SheriV
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I feel a little violated just reading that story
SheriV
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your gif is creeping me out
youre both creeping me out..lol
youre both creeping me out..lol
SheriV
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I had a thing for men in uniform for a bit and screwed a philly cop a cpl of times....
that story actually puts some stuff in perspective for me
that story actually puts some stuff in perspective for me
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It's passed..lol
It was weird. I was in uniform all the time then...I liked uniforms.
Then I married a dude in uniform (army)
Now my cheap thrills are when he does yard work in old BDUs or wears his old beret and nothing else.
I used to wear his booney all the time but it was lost in the house fire
. Embroidered his name on the back in Arabic
It was weird. I was in uniform all the time then...I liked uniforms.
Then I married a dude in uniform (army)
Now my cheap thrills are when he does yard work in old BDUs or wears his old beret and nothing else.
I used to wear his booney all the time but it was lost in the house fire
. Embroidered his name on the back in Arabic
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... sad to say , he would fit the bill of a philly cop.... the cops here ain't bad, at least they don't fuck with old white men.. lol
It's passed..lol
It was weird. I was in uniform all the time then...I liked uniforms.
Then I married a dude in uniform (army)
Now my cheap thrills are when he does yard work in old BDUs or wears his old beret and nothing else.
I used to wear his booney all the time but it was lost in the house fire
Paramedic or emt?
SheriV
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A paramedic with a decent booty..
I want to beleaf.
I want to beleaf.
SheriV
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BSI and the scene is safe!
c 3, 4 and 5 keep the diaphragm alive
the term "well hung" comes from the priapism associated with a spinal cord injury- the genital sweep to check for a serious neck injury in men looks for this- the same neck injury when someone was literally hung (gallows)
absence of lung sounds in lower lobes with some rails in upper lobes is suggestive of fluid in the lungs - most often from pneumonia on medical calls, blood on trauma calls
a slight whoosh in between the lub dub in heart sounds is usually a small benign murmur....
you never give someone epi without having at the very least an AED on them first
speaking of leads, limb leads mnemonic ... smoke over fire, white on the right- only place left is the green lead
v-fib is by far the most common abnormal ecg you'll see in the field
don't put a tourniquet on someone unless you intend to write the limb off- best case scenario if you need a lot of pressure to stop a major bleed is to use a bp cuff, several if necessary velcro-d together and blown up to slow a major bleed on a limb rather than tourniquet it- in either scenario you write the time in sharpie on the pt. and the tq. - I forget the interval to remove it and reapply mainly because its bad practice.
they were still using quick clot when I was last in the field but I understand its been replaced with another due to shellfish allergies
we were just transferring to going all digital for run forms and doing them on tough books
and I was a size 4 when I left the ambulance, my partner and supervisor was a size 0 and she practiced gymnastics for the fuck of it. She was also a sparky.
uhm... need any other proof? I hope not...cuz I can't remember much anymore
c 3, 4 and 5 keep the diaphragm alive
the term "well hung" comes from the priapism associated with a spinal cord injury- the genital sweep to check for a serious neck injury in men looks for this- the same neck injury when someone was literally hung (gallows)
absence of lung sounds in lower lobes with some rails in upper lobes is suggestive of fluid in the lungs - most often from pneumonia on medical calls, blood on trauma calls
a slight whoosh in between the lub dub in heart sounds is usually a small benign murmur....
you never give someone epi without having at the very least an AED on them first
speaking of leads, limb leads mnemonic ... smoke over fire, white on the right- only place left is the green lead
v-fib is by far the most common abnormal ecg you'll see in the field
don't put a tourniquet on someone unless you intend to write the limb off- best case scenario if you need a lot of pressure to stop a major bleed is to use a bp cuff, several if necessary velcro-d together and blown up to slow a major bleed on a limb rather than tourniquet it- in either scenario you write the time in sharpie on the pt. and the tq. - I forget the interval to remove it and reapply mainly because its bad practice.
they were still using quick clot when I was last in the field but I understand its been replaced with another due to shellfish allergies
we were just transferring to going all digital for run forms and doing them on tough books
and I was a size 4 when I left the ambulance, my partner and supervisor was a size 0 and she practiced gymnastics for the fuck of it. She was also a sparky.
uhm... need any other proof? I hope not...cuz I can't remember much anymore
Thanks for the new copypasta
No I remember you saying you were before I believe. I was as well, wasn't for me though.
and as for proof..... I could think of something
No I remember you saying you were before I believe. I was as well, wasn't for me though.
and as for proof..... I could think of something
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no one has that much copy and paste typos/slang..lol
just a jumble of shit that falls out of my ear if I think about the job
that and setting up the whelen siren to the horn/steering wheel and scaring the shit out of people by getting as close to them as possible and laying on the horn when they would fucking move to the right
just a jumble of shit that falls out of my ear if I think about the job
that and setting up the whelen siren to the horn/steering wheel and scaring the shit out of people by getting as close to them as possible and laying on the horn when they would fucking move to the right
You've gotta love it when they hear sirens and immediately pull to the left side of the road. Makes you want to bash into them, but that would defeat the whole purpose I suppose.
SheriV
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right!
or like if you're on a state road/highway and there are multiple lanes and they stop in the middle....I hate that..you can get around em as long as some ass basket isn't ALSO in the left lane
or my other favorite- just kinda seeing how far they can go/speeding up so they don't have to pull over
dude bros...maybe some of you don't know but I think its in pretty much any state- the ambulance HAS to pass you on the left...they arent supposed to do it on the right
it also has to stop at traffic lights here- due in part to a major accident in this state with an ambulance
and - the movie mother juggs and speed is actually based off of an ambulance company I used to work for- the same company supplied a retro ambulance they use in parades for the movie seabiscuit
Im out of trivia for the day
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Intense derailed me with his obvious attempt at derailing my superiority
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Pfft
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