Recent content by Sergeant Bulk

Are veggie burgers a healthy alternative to hamburgers? I love hamburgers but the fat content is ridiculous.

Would you rather have seventeen normal sized testicles or just one testicle the size of a grapefruit?

Noted

Just wait until my next story. They are all true by the way.

Non body builders, athletes, and natural body builders say say steroids are cheating, but why? Their argument is that steroid users are putting things into their body that gives them an advantage. If that's the case, then shouldn't protein shakes, multivitamins, and creatine be considered...

Haters gonna hate

Never suck your own cawk after eating asparagus. Tastes gross.

That's the funniest shit I've ever seen. I would rep you if I wasn't in the negatives ):

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye...

My mom always told me "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." /:

Because they're comfy

It was my first day of grad school since my discharge from the Marine Corps. I had a little trouble finding the classroom so I arrived 15 minutes late. I had just come from the gym and my lats were too flared to fit through the front door. When I finally entered the classroom the professor said...

I get weird looks from people when I tell them I'm a big supporter of both the tea party and occupy. We're conditioned to choose one side over the other, but when you stop to think for yourself, you'll realize both movements have plenty in common and should be working together rather than...

O'rly?

^^this