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:rofl: I might actually steal this joke at work tomorrow

Addictions counselor. Love my job. The pay is a joke.

cAN WE GET THIS THREAD STICKIED PLEASE?????

Finally someone appreciates this. It took me a whole week to do all those things and have them recorded :D

My thoughts exactly :lol:

Second day huh? Well, you've last longer than most do. You might just have what it takes.

It's funny how this is starting to be the case in all websites. You're no special snowflake, tulip. Everyone is trying to hide from their online fingerprint now that they can't get a job. Shoulda thought of that before you contributed all that tranny porn.

Who is this chick and how can I see her naked?

In this thread, paid escort services = girlfriend.

yup

WHAT IS THIS?>????? :shooter: YOU DIDNT EVEN DO IT RIGHT!!!!!! :yell:

:mooh: This. Perceive that time is simply a perception of the human mind, as is our five senses. The things you see, smell, feel, hear, and taste are simply data processed from the space around you. Your computer monitor will exist whether you are there to look at it or not, and the rays of...

wow... that was... horrible. I skipped to various parts, and each time I just saw a guy's junk. The one time I thought I saw her ass, it was actually the guy's. Here is what I guess is the new one. Still horrible, but slightly better: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=441066315...

wow, you can barely see her penis in that pic :clapping:

"Excessive steroid use leads to a miniature penis sized clitoris…and apparently an incredible self esteem issue that makes her proud of being double teamed:" :scared:

So what does this mean? That this would be possible as long as there are no obstructions between Earth and the trillions of lightyears ahead that we need to be?

This got me to thinking, if the moon came crashing into the planet and you were standing there to watch it from beginning to end, at some point the moon would go from 1.3 seconds into the past to .000000000000000000...01 second into the past. How would this transition look?

Hrm, I guess technically this is true, but I would think a light source would have to be strong enough to transcend that much space and we would need a method to intensely magnify said light rays. For instance, when you look at the sun, you're seeing the sun as it was 8 minutes ago. The next...

read first post, scanned for pics. Thread started slow, became promising, saw penis, then dead deer, all down hill from there.

I'd hit it. As long as she promises never to show me pictures of herself from 5 years ago. Looks like she used to be a bit of a douche... ...and now she uses one! :D