Microsux phone support ...
People in the fast lane doin' 60 ...

lead, follow, or gtf outta the way!
Radio talk show hosts that fake laugh all the damn time ....
When my son drinks from the carton ... he is 18.5 and very active sexually. No tellin what kinda female them lips been on last ...
People that abuse others physically or mentally ...
Whe I get one all the way reeled in and the damn fish jumps the hook as I reach out for it ...
Short small coffins ... and that we need them at all
Rectal itch ...

... and don't ask
French culture ... pompous assholes hold a bike race every year that they can't never win
Last and most agregious is personal ... even more so then rectal itch