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100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds

Blazing saddles missing here.

what in the wild wild sports is goin' on around around here, ya'll are up here to get a little tack laid, i come up here and ya'll are jumping around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots
 
what in the wild wild sports is goin' on around around here, ya'll are up here to get a little tack laid, i come up here and ya'll are jumping around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots

:roflmao::clapping:
 
why so seerious?
 
Puff, puff pass, man!
 
you can't handle the truth.
 
i like "they've been gnawed upon" from 13th Warrior and "... and i will have my revenge" from Gladiator.
 
:lol: good one.
 
we have ones we say all the time from different movies we liked for example "fetch me my field knife" is from Major Paine and means someone is in trouble. :nerd:
 
Major Paine, funny movie. "Give me your hand, now you may feel a little pressure"!
 
i read somewhere once that it was said by American Indians that the white men of America have no legends no folklore, then the red men surmised that we do, in our movies. :nerd:
 
i read somewhere once that it was said by American Indians that the white men of America have no legends no folklore, :

I'm expecting to see a comment about the bible in response to this.
 
i read somewhere once that it was said by American Indians that the white men of America have no legends no folklore, then the red men surmised that we do, in our movies. :nerd:

Also it was once said, so eloquently...

Before our white brothers arrived to make us civilized men,
we didn't have any kind of prison. Because of this, we had no delinquents.
Without a prison, there can be no delinquents.
We had no locks nor keys and therefore among us there were no thieves.
When someone was so poor that he couldn't afford a horse, a tent or a blanket,
he would, in that case, receive it all as a gift.
We were too uncivilized to give great importance to private property.
We didn't know any kind of money and consequently, the value of a human being was not determined by his wealth.
We had no written laws laid down, no lawyers, no politicians,
therefore we were not able to cheat and swindle one another.
We were really in bad shape before the white men arrived and I don't know
how to explain how we were able to manage without these fundamental things
that (so they tell us) are so necessary for a civilized society.

John (Fire) Lame Deer
Sioux Lakota - 1903-1976
 
How about this little gem from the "Exorcist".

"your mother sucks cocks in hell".
 
Also it was once said, so eloquently...

Before our white brothers arrived to make us civilized men,
we didn't have any kind of prison. Because of this, we had no delinquents.
Without a prison, there can be no delinquents.
We had no locks nor keys and therefore among us there were no thieves.
When someone was so poor that he couldn't afford a horse, a tent or a blanket,
he would, in that case, receive it all as a gift.
We were too uncivilized to give great importance to private property.
We didn't know any kind of money and consequently, the value of a human being was not determined by his wealth.
We had no written laws laid down, no lawyers, no politicians,
therefore we were not able to cheat and swindle one another.
We were really in bad shape before the white men arrived and I don't know
how to explain how we were able to manage without these fundamental things
that (so they tell us) are so necessary for a civilized society.

John (Fire) Lame Deer
Sioux Lakota - 1903-1976



:thinking: Lame Deer perhaps not so lame.
 
How 'bout this one..

"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum"!
 
Role Models:

"Dude smell this"
"OH! Are you sure you got that in the right hole?!"

:roflmao:
Priceless.
 
I can't believe this one from Shakes the Clown wasn't in there,
after all it is the Citizen Cain of drunken clown movies

YouTube Video
 
I can't believe they didn't include any Nacho Libre!!

Patrick
 
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