#6: Seyone just reminded me! :lol:

[david]

Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software.

God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will live forever.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Kentucky: Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Life is too short. Don't be a jerk.

Ignore the dog. Watch out for the owner.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Don???t treat me any differently than you would the Queen.

 

[seyone]

forgot how to count huh?

 

[Scotty the Body]

@ David

 

[david]

Originally posted by Scotty the Body
@ David

Naw, just jumping head of myself!

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by davidjasondean Don???t treat me any differently than you would the Queen.

Tryin' to tell us something there Dave??? It's OK We'll respect you no matter what lifestyle you choose to live.

 

[Badger]

All good ones. My all time favorite has to be:

Salmon, the other pink meat.

I've got to find out where I can get one of these at. I don't know where I'll be able to wear it but WTF!

 

[david]

Originally posted by Badger
All good ones. My all time favorite has to be:

Salmon, the other pink meat.

I've got to find out where I can get one of these at. I don't know where I'll be able to wear it but WTF!

Go into your local "Big" mall and look for a T-Shirt place and they'll make them for you! It's pretty cool!