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huu hooo,, I just gave Burner an Idea for his 1st show!!! hahahahaha
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Great thread 
Time for a revival!
This was a while back, but it belongs here.
I was in school, and walking down the hallway with one of my buddies. Well, we come across some asswipe and his 2 friends. I call him an asswipe, because he was picking on a mentally handicap kid. The kid was crying, and the asswipe was pushing him into the wall calling him "retard" and other such names. All the while his 2 buddies were standing there laughing and pointing. Well, I have a cousin who is handicap, and seeing said asswipe pick on someone like him made me really RAGE
I walked up next to the asswipe, and said "Hey bro you like picking on people? 
" He says "Yea man, its fun " I said "I like to pick on people too!" And then I bitch slapped him. Mind you, this was not an ordinary bitch slap, this was the bitch slap that ALL bitch slaps were named after. I hit the kid so hard that he plopped right down on his ass, and cried. I then told him that if I EVER cought him picking on that handicap kid again I would kill him 
Yea, its long... but goood
Time for a revival!This was a while back, but it belongs here.
I was in school, and walking down the hallway with one of my buddies. Well, we come across some asswipe and his 2 friends. I call him an asswipe, because he was picking on a mentally handicap kid. The kid was crying, and the asswipe was pushing him into the wall calling him "retard" and other such names. All the while his 2 buddies were standing there laughing and pointing. Well, I have a cousin who is handicap, and seeing said asswipe pick on someone like him made me really RAGE
I walked up next to the asswipe, and said "Hey bro you like picking on people? " He says "Yea man, its fun " I said "I like to pick on people too!" And then I bitch slapped him. Mind you, this was not an ordinary bitch slap, this was the bitch slap that ALL bitch slaps were named after. I hit the kid so hard that he plopped right down on his ass, and cried. I then told him that if I EVER cought him picking on that handicap kid again I would kill him Yea, its long... but goood
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...so..that would make you the 'mother of all bitch-slaps?"
Good job, pre-
Very noble to stand up for someone who can't stand up for themselves.
I just have a bunch of 'monday morning quarterback syndrome' situations from when I was a bouncer. ( not supposed to swear or become physically violent unless last resort. I was professional and tried to talk most of the asswipes ((using your words..)) out of the club to not disturb the customers who were having a good time. There were some though...that really needed some physical therapy..and I wished I had provoked them enough to give it to'em...
Is that bad?
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Yikes! Premier found my RAGE thread! Holy crap, did I have some rage then! I had a guy cut me off last night in two exit off and on lanes (interchangeables from US-1 to 595) and they thought that was amusing and OK. I swear I saw them laughing but believe me, I had the LAST laugh on this one! That is all I am saying for now about this! 
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oh c'mon, ya big tease! I wanna know! did you call the cops and said you saw a drunk driver weaving all over the road? That woulda been great!
I now have my signs on my truck...have to drive nice...my name, # and web site are all over it!
I now have my signs on my truck...have to drive nice...my name, # and web site are all over it!
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isn't it like, 80-some degrees there in Florida, Dave..and you are HERE?
go get a tan..for us....
it's like, 30 some degres here...heat wave..
go get a tan..for us....
it's like, 30 some degres here...heat wave..
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...and you expect us to buy this????
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yeah..but how about the english class??
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david
I think it was hotter today. There are plenty of days in the sun for me (such as tomorrow) for fun in the sun etc.
I have been going out and doing a lot of nutty stuff and that today and tonight I am going to do opposite of what I've been doing for the last two months. That opposite is "nothing"!
I'd rather whore with you guys online anyways!
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david
Originally posted by DFINEST
Whatever you say big guy
I know that I would be in the BABE weather
There a babe, here a babe everywhere a babe-babe... Ol' McAmerica has a babe......
It doesn't matter if your in 100 degree weather or in the freezing cold.... babes r everywhere!
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yeah..but the babes in warmer climates..tend to wear less......
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Originally posted by Burner02
oh c'mon, ya big tease! I wanna know! did you call the cops and said you saw a drunk driver weaving all over the road? That woulda been great!
I now have my signs on my truck...have to drive nice...my name, # and web site are all over it!
No, then my ass would've been canned last night as well!
I would NEVER call a cop over this incident and trust me, I was so ripped that let's just say that he HAD to pull over and drop his speed from 50 to 40-25 to stop!
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Originally posted by Burner02
yeah..but the babes in warmer climates..tend to wear less......
True, so very true!
Hey Mike! I'll be at this club on Monday. Tell me what you think especially in the pictures/photo's area!
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now you are just rubbing it in......
that's not nice.....
that's not nice.....
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For Burner
I think the gal to the right is lookin' at ya, Burner!
I think the gal to the right is lookin' at ya, Burner!
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well, she IS the cutest one of the three...how did you know I was looking at that particular picture??
Shift change! Gotta go! Talk at ya tomorrow!
GOnna go see the Passion of Christ tonight...
see how that is. see if it is as moving as everyone says it is..
later, dave!
Shift change! Gotta go! Talk at ya tomorrow!
GOnna go see the Passion of Christ tonight...
see how that is. see if it is as moving as everyone says it is..
later, dave!
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david
I think Greeky asked me what the girls where in the clubs down here in SFLA! They actually wear less than what these gals are wearing and frightenily enough, more revealing!!!
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david
Because you saw babes in a row!
Talk to you later, Burner!!
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yep...you could have a point there.....
I think I would be in trouble if I were to go there with Kristen....
I'd constantly be getting smacked in the head for my eyes straying....
"Oh...do you think she prettier than ME?!?!?!" SAMCK!
I think I would be in trouble if I were to go there with Kristen....
I'd constantly be getting smacked in the head for my eyes straying....
"Oh...do you think she prettier than ME?!?!?!" SAMCK!
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I never thought that "looking" is a crime. There are plenty of hot men to see also and I'm sure she do her share of looking too!
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how was it then?
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c'mon, turbo! we want pics!
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I got our vacation pics of us in Mexico from December put on disc this weekend, need to get them resized..then will post. Also got some decent pics from our skiing last weekend.....9" of fresh, light, fluffy powder....still thinking about it....
