A Colorado Jogger Keeps Pooping in People's Front Yards (HAHAH)

[jackyjaggs]

https://youtu.be/Tu56ENinU9w

Well, it wouldn't be a day ending in "Y" if there wasn't something totally and utterly bizarre happening in the news.
This week: The "Mad Pooper."
Yes, KTTV has reported that a woman in Colorado Springs keeps pooping in people's front yards, wiping her rear end with a paper towel and leaving it for a neighbor or resident to clean up.
Needless to say, it's pissing people off.
In fact, one woman named Cathy Budde said her children caught the woman mid-act, pants down, squatting in their front yard.
"They are like, 'There's a lady taking a poop!'" Budde recalled. "So I come outside, and I'm like, 'Are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?' She's like, 'Yeah, sorry!'"
But that didn't stop the Mad Pooper.

 

[laedlaerd]

Shitty...gotta go u gotta go right lol


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[Arnold]

glad I moved out of that shitty state.

 

[laedlaerd]

glad I moved out of that shitty state.

I lived there 2 years . It definitely gone to shit.

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[theCaptn']

glad I moved out of that shitty state.

Heavyiron lives there. He would definitely shit on people's lawns.


<insert giant winkfinger here>

 

[Arnold]

Heavyiron lives there. He would definitely shit on people's lawns.


<insert giant winkfinger here>

yeah he likes shit.

 

[laedlaerd]

Pooooooopy

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[botamico]

What the hell? Weird people these days.

 

[Zaphod]

Everyone needs a hobby, right? Her hobby is dropping deuces while out for a run.

 

[theCaptn']

yeah he likes shit.

Yes, I hear he keeps a pocket full of cocktail umbrellas to put in the terds he admires


<insert giant winkfinger here>

 

[heckler7]

people walk their dogs and they shit on my lawn everyday, if this woman is hot she can shit on my lawn, as long as she picks it up with a doggy bag and lets me watch

 

[dogsoldier]

Grab a shovel, scoop it up. Follow the runner home and throw it on her lawn.

I have done that with ignorant people who have thier dogs take a dump on my lawn and don't clean it up.