Alternate names for penis

[ChrisROCK]

Frank and beans...

 

[greekblondechic]

Python

 

[maniclion]

MINI ME

CHO-CHO

MEAT WHISTLE, SKIN FLUTE, SEXAPHONE, FLESH TUBA(BASSOON,TRUMPET,VARIOUS OTHER WIND INTRUMENTS)

I call mine "Getbackinthere"

 

[maniclion]

chub

 

[ALBOB]

one-eyed stranger

Stranger? Mine's a DAMN good friend.

"Heat seaking missile of love."

 

[maniclion]

Stranger? Mine's a DAMN good friend.

"Heat seaking missile of love."

Yours is more like a torpedo with all the old battleships you've sunk. ohhhhhhhh!

 

[ALBOB]

Yours is more like a torpedo with all the old battleships you've sunk. ohhhhhhhh!

Every one of them "went down" with a smile on their face.

 

[PreMier]

 

[soxmuscle]

Pork

 

[PreMier]

Magic Stick

 

[soxmuscle]

Tally Wacker

 

[maniclion]

Every one of them "went down" with a smile on their face.

There's little difference between a smile and a wince.

 

[soxmuscle]

Ding Dong

 

[ALBOB]

There's little difference between a smile and a wince.

What the hell difference does it make when a woman's sucking on your Tubesteak?

(ZZ Tops - Tubesteak Boogie. )

 

[Luke8395]

Big Foot

 

[ALBOB]

Big Foot

Niiiiice. That should get some women around here thinking. Probably get Vieope and min0 lee thinking too.

 

[Luke8395]

Vieope's a GIRL?

 

[maniclion]

When I was in Hong Kong this girl I was intimate with had a few friends and one of the guys was jealous and walked off in a huff yelling something about her liking "Donkey Kong Honky Dong" I still love that saying.

 

[ALBOB]

Vieope's a GIRL?

Nah, just gay.

 

[Flex]

12" Long Bong (and the balls are Cheech and Chong)

Skin Flute

how could everyone forget about the the good ole Pee-pee

 

[theprofessor]

I was hoping to wait until later to open this thread up, but since you did...


Tallywacker

MY FAVORITE

 

[Luke8395]

12" Long Bong (and the balls are Cheech and Chong)

You named your balls, cheech and chong?

 

[Flex]

I used to only call my old girlfriend Pumpkin, and for some reason, she called my unit "Peter", so we kinda had a running joke that it was "Peter the Pumpkin eater"

 

[Flex]

You named your balls, cheech and chong?

And i let bitches smoke my pipe.......what's so funny about that?

speaking of, i think i wanna go let a chick smoke it right now

 

[Lucifer]

Destroyer

 

[ALBOB]

Harry and the Hendersons

 

[Lucifer]

fuck stick
crank

 

[greekblondechic]

Souvlaki

 

[Lucifer]

Branding Iron.