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Angry Birds

Surprised to see no Australian Magpies here. Every springtime they get super aggressive and swoop anything that goes near their nests. Kids going to school on main roads are a prime target and I swear these birds love the excitement. You can see them in trees on the lookout for new targets while they sharpen their beaks on the branches or power lines. They silently come from behind at about 70mph and crack unsuspecting victims in the back of the head.
I took some LSD and went for a stroll into nature not long ago and one smacked me in the back of the head during the peak of the trip. I nearly died of a heart attack on the spot.
 
BillHicksFan said:
Surprised to see no Australian Magpies here. Every springtime they get super aggressive and swoop anything that goes near their nests. Kids going to school on main roads are a prime target and I swear these birds love the excitement. You can see them in trees on the lookout for new targets while they sharpen their beaks on the branches or power lines. They silently come from behind at about 70mph and crack unsuspecting victims in the back of the head.
I took some LSD and went for a stroll into nature not long ago and one smacked me in the back of the head during the peak of the trip. I nearly died of a heart attack on the spot.
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