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Everyday Normal Guy Lyrics
Iâ??????m just a regular everyday normal guyâ???¦Nothinâ?????? special bout me Mutha Fucka.
Iâ??????m just a regular everyday normal guyâ???¦When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mutha Fucka.
Iâ??????m just a regular everyday normal guyâ???¦I got $600 in da bank Mutha Fucka.
Iâ??????m just a regular everyday normal guyâ???¦And my sexual performance is an average.
I work at customer service
for a phone company,
I make 12 bucks an hour
but thatâ??????s all I need.
I live in a small apartment
on a quiet street
I donâ??????t go out too much
I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car
I use public transportation
I donâ??????t mind
I read till I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save,
this shit is off the hook
And Iâ??????m not very good with the women
Iâ??????m a pretty shy person
and Iâ??????m average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and Iâ??????m ashamed to admit it
but it wasnâ??????t free
Iâ??????m just a regular everyday normal guyâ???¦I get nervous in social situations Mutha Fucka.
Iâ??????m just a regular everyday normal guyâ???¦I get constipated once a month Mutha Fucka.
Iâ??????m just a regular everyday normal guyâ???¦And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mutha Fucka.
Iâ??????m just a regular everyday normal guy..and I get scared when I go see da dentist.
Iâ??????m da â?????Pauly Shoreâ??? of everyday life
easily forgettable
and Iâ??????m not very liked
I have an â?????According to Jimâ??? personality
Iâ??????m as entertaining as a fuckinâ?????? STD
If you wanna mess with me
I think you probably can
because Iâ??????m not confident
and i am weak for a man
Iâ??????ll just roll up in a ball
while you kick me in da back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I donâ??????t have any friends
that would back me up
My friend Steve would
but he doesnâ??????t look very tough.
Steve - â?????You want some of this bitch?â???
If you rarely get laid
put your hands up
If youâ??????re not well paid
put your hands up
If you got a pet cat
put your hands up
and if you got a bad back
put your hands up
Jon - â?????I hurt my back 2 summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it just not da same â???¦you know itâ???¦ it gets preâ???¦It gets pretty sore!â???
Iâ??????m just a regular everyday normal guyâ???¦My parents are really nice people Mutha Fucka.
Iâ??????m just a regular everyday normal guyâ???¦Iâ??????m somewhat afraid of heights Mutha Fucka.
Iâ??????m just a regular everyday normal guyâ???¦I like da show greys anatomy Mutha Fucka.
Iâ??????m just a regular everyday normal guyâ???¦and Iâ??????m pretty good at making paper planes.
Steve - â?????I could do this all day! I could do this all day! I could do this all day!â???