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Ummmm,should I take the bitch test???
:confused: :scratch: :shrug:
Then I'll come back and bitch slap you !!!!:D
So that means I can't talk to you anymore Stickboy???
Ah well I'll stick with da girlzzzzzzzzzz:p
:haha:
 
I'm the average bitch. 38%. I was surprised at that FUQing answer cuz I didn't FUQing think I was a God Damn bitch at all!!!

FUQing stupid test.
 
Man it's getting dangerous around here...:rolleyes:



:cool:
 
OK I took the 'pick-up' test. Average again!!! 50%. Gonna keep trying and see if there may be something special about me. Gosh darn this average crap. I'm average height, brown hair (haha dyed kinda blonde), brown eyes, average (healthy) weight. Everyone always says I look like someone's sister or someone they know. Everyone I meet says they've seen me before. I think this website needs to do an 'average' test. Well, here I go to take some more.
 
I'm gonna write what the results said. :)

pickup-able!!! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her - she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

Hmmm, kinda reminds me of how I picked up the Italian...
 
Hmm, OK, for the sex test apparently I'm supposed to have a total of 49 lovers in my life. That's 27 more to go. I wonder who they will be...... :) Kinda looking forward to that. :banana:
 
Oh just read the quick facts at the bottom of the screen. Of the next 27 lovers 0 will be female (sorry LOL), they will all be male. Fine by me! But who knows....
and I will be in love with one of them. I'm soooooo gosh darn curious now. Jeepers. Gotta get on it!
 
Ah, the love test. WOW. It's so true now that I've read it though.

"Is it a bird? A plane? Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love or is it lust? Ah you. You are that rare mix of sensitive and sensual, romantic and randy, pride and prejudice etc. When you see your crush you waffle like a Belgian, unsure of whether you'd rather paint their toes or suck their toes. Poets have long been puzzled by your kind. You'll never fall for robots or nymphos, but you will suffer long bouts of marriage".

In general my percentage was deemed "CONFUZOID".

Stats:
Only 2% just as loveable as me. hmmm.......
67% more loveable :(. Well, maybe not necessarily a bad thing for me. :)
 
AGGHH! The date-able test. Why am I taking these things? I won't even give the results on this. Maybe I should lie on these tests?! Well, OK, as it turns out 97% are more date-able than me. Maybe I was destined to go through life being single and getting laid once in awhile (few and far between in my world.) I'm gonna keep truckin' onwards and see where I fit in with these tests...
 
Woo hoo. I am a 'rock solid friend'. I'm good at something (other than sex - which I don't get too often).
 
I'm gayer than the average!!!!!!???????? Just cuz I've done some stuff doesn't make me gay does it??? LMFAO. Wow, I was definitely very surprised by that one. Jeepers am I ever confused now. Let's hope they don't have an animal quiz. :p
 
FYI on the comment after my rights were read to me:

"That's gayer than the average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay." This time I am not telling you my percentage. And yes, it has more to do with what I've actually done than thought... :shhh:
 
Yahooo I passed with flying colors on the gender test. I am positively a CHIC!!! I feel much better now.
 
:eek: :confused: Oh the slut test. My my.
 
Oh gosh I am sooooooooooo unlazy!!! Yeah I'm staying up all night now that poophead got me onto this sight. 96% are lazier than me. It's true! I'm non stop all day. It's not a good thing. YOu know what????? I did watch a TV show tonight!!!!!!!!! I watched "That 70's Show" and it was really good. That was my TV viewing for the week. Other than the weather channel cuz my dad was over. :)
 
Originally posted by CLPgold
Oh just read the quick facts at the bottom of the screen. Of the next 27 lovers 0 will be female (sorry LOL), they will all be male. Fine by me! But who knows....
and I will be in love with one of them. I'm soooooo gosh darn curious now. Jeepers. Gotta get on it!
Click to expand...

Well, I know were you can find one of the 27.........:D :D
 
31% bitch!
which is lower than the worldwide average 38%
 
I'm 39% bitch....just slightly over average. :shrug: who would have thunk!
 
60% bastard
34% tard

You guys are lying. Either that or you need to do some catching up. :finger:
 
OOPS :eek: don't tell fade... may give him even more ideas :rolleyes: :D

You are 39% GAY!

That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay!
 
57% bastard 32% Tard

Oh, well. Fuqqin' funny as hell, though. :lol: That Canada ? and the one, "Are you by chance Catholic" :lol: :laugh: :lol:
 
Originally posted by w8lifter
I'm only 39% gay! I'm rather disappointed! :nope:
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Im 42%! How the hell, doesn't make sense I've never done anything like that before. :confused:
 
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