Arnold Schwarzenegger's Bodybuilding Tips

[Var]

Well, there is only one sure way for you to tell, eh Var?

Oh, btw, did you see the setlists for the DMB gorge download?

Pretty sweet, huh? I'm trying to make the PA show with DMB, Ben Harper, Pearl Jam, etc...

 

[Dale Mabry]

How did you know asspuncture and derelect were the same person?

I believe I offered up a theory. You cold use that theory with Arnold here.

 

[Var]

I knew because the style of humor was the same, he used the same thing under his avi, and the Brad Pitt pic was a dead giveaway. This guy is a bit different, has kind of a 'duncan' flavor , but could still be ASSPIRATE changing his game a little.

What was your theory???

 

[MaxMirkin]

What was your theory???

You don't really want to know.

 

[Var]

 

[Spitfire]

Hey what happend, I dont come here for one day this whole place goes to shit.
Our server was down, I had to do WORK all day. I was so bored, Yet productive.
Whats new?

 

[Dale Mabry]

Albob's old, Johnny has no sense of humor, Robert Dimaggio looks like the kid from eight is enough, and GW Bush said something stupid. That oughta catch you up.

 

[largepkg]

Albob's old, Johnny has no sense of humor, Robert Dimaggio looks like the kid from eight is enough

Wow! Rob, Dale has you pegged.

 

[Vital Signs]

This guy is a bit different, has kind of a 'duncan' flavor , but could still be ASSPIRATE changing his game a little.

I don't think ASSFUK is this creative, although the last few "true stories" were rather boring/lame. It would surprise me if this were in fact the FECAL-DICKED one!

 

[ALBOB]

Albob's old, Johnny has no sense of humor, Robert Dimaggio looks like the kid from eight is enough, and GW Bush said something stupid. That oughta catch you up.

And obviously Dale is still lacking in creativity. Come on Dale, a little originality goes a long way.

 

[Var]

Here is a true story.

Another time late at night, there was a thunderstorm. So I went over to Jay Cutler's house, when lightning struck he could see me peaking into his room with an enraged face. When he thought I left I broke into his house and clogged his toilet with my huge elephant shit. I also replaced his apple juice with my urine, and replaced his steroids with poison.

Almost pissed myself while reading this one!

 

[ASchwarzenegger]

Here is another true story.

One time, Franco aske me to spot him while he was lifting baby weights. So as he was benching his baby weights I tea bagged him, causing him to drop his baby weight onto his baby chest as he let out a baby scream. I told him if you want to be a great bodybuilder like me you must not let anything detract you.
We laughed for 9 hours after that.

 

[Luke9583]

Grooper

 

[rupy]

OMG, this dude is hilarious. Seriously I like couldnt breath while reading of his posts.

 

[UltimateFighter]

i want more stories!

 

[MyK]

i want more stories!

where the fuck did you come from digging up old ass threads?

 

[GFR]

i want more stories!

Racist

 

[HANK-VISSER]

man this shit is funny as hell!!!

 

[UltimateFighter]

i had no idea this was old. someone posted it on myspace and this thread is the best ive ever seen. i showed it to my training partner today. LOL!