Ask theCaptn'

[theCaptn']

I am an intriguing motherfucker. I know this. ...

So if you're a nosy cunt and want to ask me something, shoot.

I will try and answer truthfully, but reserve the right to make shit up as I see fit

 

[Vibrant]

Have you ever decimated am entire species of kangaroos by pozzing them with your special strain of the HIV virus?

 

[[SIL]]

how was tel aviv?

 

[Retlaw]

Do you enjoy scant sex ?

 

[theCaptn']

Have you ever decimated am entire species of kangaroos by pozzing them with your special strain of the HIV virus?

I've shot a few, fucked a few up with my 4wd, ate some including butcher culls and traditional abo fare. Tastes like shit.

Haven't actually fkd one yet. It would have to be dead cause they are vicious, and as well all no you can't pozz a dead animal.

 

[theCaptn']

how was tel aviv?

I've met plenty of Israelis traveling, esp through Asia. Theyre all into psy-trance and have the best drugs.

Not many fags, even though many of them look like it. If you ever saw their women you'd understand. Accent to die for, and they love to fuck.

So, haven't been to tel aviv yet. They have a killer techno scene, I would like to go for the party scene. I am sure my jerkedness will attract attention, I'll pozz a few of them just out of courtesy

 

[HialeahChico305]

Do you plan on moving to the GAZA strip, to fight the evil jews

 

[theCaptn']

Do you enjoy scant sex ?

I really don't like shit walter. It's a grubby business indeed. I spent 3 years changing fucking nappies for starters.

Back when I was married I took my then wife up the arse in a meth-fuel lust until she nearly passed out.

When finished, I whipped it out and rolled beside her spent. After a few minutes I could smell shit, and realized it was all over my cawk and sheets.

Never really been a fan since, unless of course it's requirement in the business of pozz

 

[theCaptn']

Do you plan on moving to the GAZA strip, to fight the evil jews

There is some conjecture whether I hate Jews, am a Jew, or just have a circumcised penis. The later is correct, and according to a poll I have conducted over the last 20 years more favoured by the ladies over the traditional foreskin cawk. Sensitivity issues are bunk.

If I hated Jews, I wouldn't join those stupid palistinians. They are hopelessly outgunned and outsmarted. They could learn a thing or two off the Taliban, like not getting conquered for starters.

I would join the Iranians, just like the Russians and Chinese have.

 

[Saney]

I have a question for the Captn


Why did you vote against me?

 

[HialeahChico305]

deep thread indeed

 

[theCaptn']

Do you plan on moving to the GAZA strip, to fight the evil jews

The Israelis aren't do evil as supremely arrogant. I don't think they really think they're the chosen people, however they definately use it to justify themselves. Interestingly enough, most Israelis aren't that religious, not the ones I met on the road.

 

[theCaptn']

I have a question for the Captn


Why did you vote against me?

I didn't vote against you Saney. I obstained from voting as I like 3 candidates equally for different reasons.

I would rather just accept whoever got voted in. The disadvantage would be to KOS though, as everyone thinks he's a miserable cunt, or scared of him.

Oh, and as SFW says, we need some cawk pics from you. See it as a facilitation payment

 

[SupaSwole]

Would you rather fuck an ugly tranny or a cute kangaroo ?

 

[Saney]

Good enough?

 

[coolhandjames]

Most number of cocks you've had in your body at one time ?

 

[theCaptn']

Would you rather fuck an ugly tranny or a cute kangaroo ?

SupaSwole, youre generally not known for Azza-like stupidity. I see you differently now

As I have stated, kangaroos are vicious clawed cunts of things, don't let cuteness fool you. I'd have to club the damn thing before fucking it's corpse.

The tranny is the obvious and most appealing choice. If I got to club it senseless afterwards then all the better.

 

[theCaptn']

Good enough?

Absolutely not. You've been DRSE long enough to know there should be something written on it.

Cute Jewish penis btw

 

[theCaptn']

Most number of cocks you've had in your body at one time ?

Difficult to say. None when I was conscious.

 

[[SIL]]

I've met plenty of Israelis traveling, esp through Asia. Theyre all into psy-trance and have the best drugs.

Not many fags, even though many of them look like it. If you ever saw their women you'd understand. Accent to die for, and they love to fuck.

So, haven't been to tel aviv yet. They have a killer techno scene, I would like to go for the party scene. I am sure my jerkedness will attract attention, I'll pozz a few of them just out of courtesy

all lies..ive traced your ip..you was in tel aviv during gay pride..proof

 

[theCaptn']

all lies..ive traced your ip..you was in tel aviv during gay pride..proof

If so id be posting up some great Jew pozz stories.

Here's a fun fact. I've picked up a chick at a gay nightclub before. And fucked her. And unless cleverly disguised was a real woman.

Gay events are good times. None of the aggro and double the drugs, and plenty of straight chicks go to feel safe.

Dealing with the outright in your face gayness is challenging if you werent on pills wtc

 

[Saney]

Does the Captn approve of the new addition to my Signature?

 

[theCaptn']

Does the Captn approve of the new addition to my Signature?

Excellent choice. The hairiness of the gent looks remarkable like you... Could it be? If so you should have drawn slogans over her midsection for us to admire.

I highly recommend you welcome all the noobs in like WP does. They need to know forum expectations from the get-go

 

[[SIL]]

If so id be posting up some great Jew pozz stories.

Here's a fun fact. I've picked up a chick at a gay nightclub before. And fucked her. And unless cleverly disguised was a real woman.

Gay events are good times. None of the aggro and double the drugs, and plenty of straight chicks go to feel safe.

Dealing with the outright in your face gayness is challenging if you werent on pills wtc

^^truth..gay clubs are the best place to pick up hot chicks..

 

[theCaptn']

^^truth..gay clubs are the best place to pick up hot chicks..

I used to go with one of my lesbian mates, didn't get hassled so much by guys, and appeared more disarming to straight chicks.

I've never had shitty drugs from the gay scene either.

 

[[SIL]]

I used to go with one of my lesbian mates, didn't get hassled so much by guys, and appeared more disarming to straight chicks.

I've never had shitty drugs from the gay scene either.

my mate was heavily into that scene..was hooked on ghb and used to troll gay clubs for some ass..sometimes i would go too...lots of hot brazilian escort girls there..good ol' days

 

[theCaptn']

my mate was heavily into that scene..was hooked on ghb and used to troll gay clubs for some ass..sometimes i would go too...lots of hot brazilian escort girls there..good ol' days

I've never been clubbing since I started WO. Would be an interesting experiment to see if it's still easy, even though I'm older than the crowd. There's this older guy trend going on with chicks at present, so would probably be easy

 

[[SIL]]

I've never been clubbing since I started WO. Would be an interesting experiment to see if it's still easy, even though I'm older than the crowd. There's this older guy trend going on with chicks at present, so would probably be easy

oh i would as easy..as soon as these bitches get some coke,ghb in their system the flood gates opens..all they want is the cock at the end of the night

 

[skinnyd]

Have you ever decimated am entire species of kangaroos by pozzing them with your special strain of the HIV virus?

No but our gov has and they did it with monkeys.

 

[heckler7]

is it true that the most intresting man in the world is a jew?