Ask theCaptn'

[Diesel618]

What is your people's fascination with soccer?

 

[theCaptn']

What is your people's fascination with soccer?

There is none. Soccer is a fags sport

 

[Watson]

Epic Soccer Fake of all times - YouTube

 

[Watson]

BIGGEST CHEAT IN FOOTBALL SOCCER HISTORY - YouTube

 

[Watson]

Top 10 dives ever!!! - YouTube

 

[Watson]

when ur gay and believe in pixies, watch soccer, its not played by men but people who pretend to be men watch it alot!

 

[azza1971]

Maroons by 6 pts

probably the most intellectual thing ever said here, and by the way soccer is for faggots, kick a ball from one end to another and still end up in 0-0 all draws??????.oh and the penalty milking...

 

[meow]

So CAPTN .. what's the fascination with jews and their brisket?

 

[bdeljoose]

Is one considered gay if he gets oral from a cd/tv?

 

[Big Pimpin]

Captn': What's the optimum temperature range when putting a jew in an oven?

 

[Gena Marie]

I am an intriguing motherfucker. I know this. ...

So if you're a nosy cunt and want to ask me something, shoot.

I will try and answer truthfully, but reserve the right to make shit up as I see fit

Awesome. Doing a great job

 

[[SIL]]

where did you bought your suit?

 

[stfuandliftbtch]

You most likely will deny this...

But, are you gay for tall men like yourself?

 

[REDDOG309]

Captn' when you drop the soap in the shower at the gym do you linger for a second picking it up, perhaps peek over your shoulder?

 

[theCaptn']

So CAPTN .. what's the fascination with jews and their brisket?

Brisket is tasty, and, legal tender in some societies

 

[theCaptn']

Is one considered gay if he gets oral from a cd/tv?

A male cd/tv? Then yes.

 

[theCaptn']

Captn': What's the optimum temperature range when putting a jew in an oven?

Just hot enough to burn the nose hairs from 20 feet. No need to waste energy vaporizing them

 

[theCaptn']

where did you bought your suit?

Hand made by Indian child labour

 

[theCaptn']

You most likely will deny this...

But, are you gay for tall men like yourself?

I like to dominate smaller males, but I insist on nice olive skin like chico's or DGG

 

[theCaptn']

Captn' when you drop the soap in the shower at the gym do you linger for a second picking it up, perhaps peek over your shoulder?

No, I just jerked it till I get a semi, then stare other men down till they either leave or suck it

 

[azza1971]

No, I just jerked it till I get a semi, then stare other men down till they either leave or suck it

only a semi….i go full on towel hook stiff, wink at someone and next minute my penis is throwing up in someones mouth…..

 

[theCaptn']

only a semi….i go full on towel hook stiff, wink at someone and next minute my penis is throwing up in someones mouth…..

. . .like a small child's apparently

 

[Big Pimpin]

Captn': What's your favorite gas to use on a Jew?

 

[twotuff]

I am an intriguing motherfucker. I know this. ...

So if you're a nosy cunt and want to ask me something, shoot.

I will try and answer truthfully, but reserve the right to make shit up as I see fit

why are you such a bitch?

 

[azza1971]

Captn, why does the Womens Weekly come out monthly?

 

[withoutrulers]

Capt'n, do you share a deep seated distrust of the intellectual class? If so why?

 

[theCaptn']

Captn': What's your favorite gas to use on a Jew?

farts from fat women

 

[theCaptn']

why are you such a bitch?

Banned for BenJ account

 

[theCaptn']

Captn, why does the Womens Weekly come out monthly?

It does come out weekly, three editions are withheld to confuse women

 

[azza1971]

Wrong answer gimp, they cant call it Womens Monthly for obvious reason’s…….

Why do people look up when an automatic door does not open for them? Does a elevator come quicker if you keep hitting the button?