ASSPUNCTURE's banning...

[ASSPUNCTURE]

Well Mr. Puncture the gig is up and you've been exposed. Your 15 minutes are just about up. It was fun while it lasted.

a lil jealous are we?

 

[KataMaStEr]

I doubt someone who is really gay would make it as apparent every time as this guy does, I have read some of his post and I really don???t see the amusement. But that???s no reason to ban him either, to each their own.

 

[ASSPUNCTURE]

Whats having a Gig Harshed?

Dude.... apparently you havent seen "Encino Man" a touching story about a caveman coming of age in todays harsh modern world and being given direction by the one and only Pauly Shore...gawd i love him

 

[ASSPUNCTURE]

Glad we were able to finally see eye to eye Var If youre ever out here in Scottsdale lemme know ill help you apply some sunless tanning lotion and fluff you for a contest.

 

[ASSPUNCTURE]

I doubt someone who is really gay would make it as apparent every time as this guy does, I have read some of his post and I really don???t see the amusement. But that???s no reason to ban him either, to each their own.

Youre banned from reading my posts, im going to talk to DiMaggio about this so your virgin eyes can no longer descend upon all the glory that is ASSPUNCTURE>

 

[pmech]

Glad we were able to finally see eye to eye Var If youre ever out here in Scottsdale lemme know ill help you apply some sunless tanning lotion and fluff you for a contest.

 

[Var]

Glad we were able to finally see eye to eye Var If youre ever out here in Scottsdale lemme know ill help you apply some sunless tanning lotion and fluff you for a contest.

I expected a more comedic response from you than that. Losing your game already?

 

[ASSPUNCTURE]

dude before you gave me a laughing smiley

 

[oaktownboy]

lol this dude is gettin a shitload of attention. He's like a celebrity now.

 

[Var]

dude before you gave me a laughing smiley

You were funny before. Just when I give you props and risk my reputation as an IM meathead, you fail me!!! I'm so dissappointed!!!

 

[cjrmack]

a lil jealous are we?

Not at all, just keeping it real. Already you are less interesting because you are no longer an enigma.

 

[ASSPUNCTURE]

Not at all, just keeping it real. Already you are less interesting because you are no longer an enigma.

LOL, youre telling me you really thought i was a homosexual?

i got some gear to sell you if thats the case

 

[cjrmack]

Until you came out and said it there was always that mystery to it. Now you have said you are not so the joke is stale.

 

[cjrmack]

Maybe you are a gay, pretending to be straight, pretending to be gay.

 

[Var]

Maybe you are a gay, pretending to be straight, pretending to be gay.

 

[ASSPUNCTURE]

Maybe you are a gay, pretending to be straight, pretending to be gay.

the Enigma lives on!!!!!!! Var just get out here and eat my pussy already

 

[Chain Link]

the Enima lives on!!!!!!

Tho seriously, I think you lean too hard on the gay humor; and you're all over the place. Kinda makes me think ur like 12. Eh, on the other hand, got plenty of laughs out of it

 

[ASSPUNCTURE]

Tho seriously

On a similar note, your level of articulation leads me to believe youre lacking education.

I dont understand how or why you would bother to criticize the means in which I choose to make people laugh, i sense some hostile homophobic jealousy issues and possibly alcoholic father abandonment issues.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

Asspuncture

Now you can act so fucking straight that people will think you are gay again

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

only 78%? my ratio is more like 98%.

well now its only 97%

 

[Var]

i sense some hostile homophobic jealousy issues and possibly alcoholic father abandonment issues.

You're back! I thought you lost your mojo!

 

[Erik]

Huh....I just started my post with the sentence...." I like Asspuncture well enough"....and then I read what I wrote and I see that fucking Tiara on my head in that profile picture so I thought I better re word my post..... But its impossible to do it without actually writing something that means...in so many words..."Asspuncture is okay by me..."
So to keep me from having to do that....Just ban his fag ass

 

[ASSPUNCTURE]

Huh....I just started my post with the sentence...." I like Asspuncture well enough"....and then I read what I wrote and I see that fucking Tiara on my head in that profile picture so I thought I better re word my post..... But its impossible to do it without actually writing something that means...in so many words..."Asspuncture is okay by me..."
So to keep me from having to do that....Just ban his fag ass

FOR FUCKS SAKE ERIK JUST THRUST THAT NORSEMAN BATTLE AXE DEEP INTO MY CRYPTIC SCANDI SPHINCTER!!!! YOURE HOTT>

 

[Erik]

You noticed that huh?

 

[ASSPUNCTURE]

Asspuncture

Now you can act so fucking straight that people will think you are gay again

Dude *chugs MGD and crushes beer can on head* I aint gay bro, i dont know who told you that but if i find out imma hurt em with my bow....imma bowhunter you know

 

[Erik]

Yo Adrien_j9, see what I mean?
Love, Rusty

 

[ASSPUNCTURE]

Dude *chugs MGD and crushes beer can on head* I aint gay bro, i dont know who told you that but if i find out imma hurt em with my bow....imma bowhunter you know

Im sorry, but for once I have to LMFAO at myself

 

[Erik]

I found it un funny and somewhat depressive

 

[Var]

Yo Adrien_j9, see what I mean?
Love, Rusty

This is the most confusing post I've seen tonight.

 

[Erik]

Dont dwell on it. It has little to do with my Bench/Squat/Dead, or yours for that matter