At the bar...three shots in

[bigbenj]

You ever get whiskey dick?
It almost ruined my night, but, like a trooper, I fought through it =)
My wife said we had sex for an hour, but, I could have sworn in was ten minutes tops. Lying to me again, I see.

 

[Tesla]

I think I'm gonna try these Dorito ones tonight........Yeah....might mix in a Combo burrito with sour cream,



If someone tells you they have never gotten whiskey schlong they are lying or have never drank before..

 

[bigbenj]

I fucking love Taco Bell.
Lemme know how them badboys are.
Dorito plus taco can only be a recipe for success.
Wash it down with a mountain dew.

 

[Tesla]

You mean wash it down with a diet Mountain Dew......

 

[bigbenj]

Right right yeah yeah haha
It seems to work for all the other obese people lol.
2 big macs and a diet coke.

 

[Tesla]

Werd lol........I'll try these Dorito tacos tomorrow......I forgot I had a big ass Pork Chop defrosting since last night.......Gonna put it in a foil boat with Cholula hot sauce and bake that bitch.

 

[Caretaker]

Hey benj
I guess you didn`t need bail $$. What am I gonna do with it? Guess I`ll have to get more gear.
See what you made me do!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bigbenj]

GICH!

I wanted to tell this one dude to take his extra small shirt back to the baby gap store, but my wife wouldn't let me =(

 

[Ezskanken]

I'm sipping on the box wine from costco. 4 bottles per box!

You punching the bladder too? Oh the days of a good old Rossie circle, or punch the bladder, ha ha!

 

[hoyle21]

GICH!

I wanted to tell this one dude to take his extra small shirt back to the baby gap store, but my wife wouldn't let me =(

Fucking wives sometimes.

 

[Tesla]

Please tell me you were rockin' an Adidas tee at the bar, bb.....

 

[bigbenj]

LOL, no, it wasn't that epic hahaha

 

[ctr10]

GICH!

I wanted to tell this one dude to take his extra small shirt back to the baby gap store, but my wife wouldn't let me =(

good one ben