Aussie thread

[aceshigh]

if theres any ozzies here send me a pm bump this thread and keep it happening for aussie news products available and that sort of stuff ozzie ozzie ozzie oi oi oi

 

[MyK]

do you know the wizard of oz?

 

[aceshigh]

do you know the wizard of oz?

yes...yes i do

 

[Stu]

how was the cricket for you guys?

 

[Dale Mabry]

I like Ozzie Osbourne's music, but no more than a friend.

 

[gococksDJS]

I thought Australia sunk??

 

[MyK]

I thought Australia sunk??

what are you talking about! this is a thread for the people from the land of Oz!

 

[BigDyl]

Transcript from a Crocodile Hunter Episode:

"Look at this little beauty! This is the sydney funnel web spiiider. The most poisonous spiiider in the woorld! Your alright m8. I'm just going to poke it a bit and try to get it a little agrivated so I can show you its fangs. As you can see... your alright m8...whooOooaa.... As you can see, it has 3 inch long fangs with toxic venom dripping from them! It's one ferocious spiiider. Funnel webs can vertical leap up to 3 meters high! Your alright... Your alright. Ok, now I'm going to provoke it by staring at it, directly in front of me, just inches from me face! Oh no, Krikie! It landed on me face... WHoOOoa, its latched on to me nose... Don't bite m8... Don't biii... KRIKIE, IT BIT ME!...Arrrgghhh...."

 

[Dale Mabry]

I thought Australia sunk??

Stunk cocks, stunk...

 

[aceshigh]

Transcript from a Crocodile Hunter Episode:

"Look at this little beauty! This is the sydney funnel web spiiider. The most poisonous spiiider in the woorld! Your alright m8. I'm just going to poke it a bit and try to get it a little agrivated so I can show you its fangs. As you can see... your alright m8...whooOooaa.... As you can see, it has 3 inch long fangs with toxic venom dripping from them! It's one ferocious spiiider. Funnel webs can vertical leap up to 3 meters high! Your alright... Your alright. Ok, now I'm going to provoke it by staring at it, directly in front of me, just inches from me face! Oh no, Krikie! It landed on me face... WHoOOoa, its latched on to me nose... Don't bite m8... Don't biii... KRIKIE, IT BIT ME!...Arrrgghhh...."

that was a good episode that one,,,,,,,,i only caught the end of it because my kangaroo broke down on the way home from work

 

[Platinum]

Australia's great. We get kangaroos to do everything. They work behind the counters of the sotres, they deliver the mail and a few of the smart ones even work in industry. We also have square tires so they lucky few who can afford a car can compensate for the hop.

 

[BigDyl]

that was a good episode that one,,,,,,,,i only caught the end of it because my kangaroo broke down on the way home from work

Krikie! Hopefully your Roo was insured m8. I would have been agrro m8, and yonkers after that long walk. Walking thru the outback, your not likely to see any spunky blokes, but at least its hot enough to cook some shrimp on the barbie.

 

[Gadsta]

All you Aussies out there. Cheers for the Ashes...you aint gettin 'em back.haha!!!!!!

 

[aceshigh]

Krikie! Hopefully your Roo was insured m8. I would have been agrro m8, and yonkers after that long walk. Walking thru the outback, your not likely to see any spunky blokes, but at least its hot enough to cook some shrimp on the barbie.

hahahahaahah your a freak nah hang onthat means chick in yanky land doesnt it????? weall think u guys are like the people on jerry sringer and u all think we are like steve erwin or crocodile dundee,,well bugger this im gonna stick some chuzzwazzas on the barbie then open a can of four x,,cheers cobber

 

[BigDyl]

hahahahaahah your a freak nah hang onthat means chick in yanky land doesnt it????? weall think u guys are like the people on jerry sringer and u all think we are like steve erwin or crocodile dundee,,well bugger this im gonna stick some chuzzwazzas on the barbie then open a can of four x,,cheers cobber

The only problem is that we are the people off of Jerry Springer.

 

[aceshigh]

The only problem is that we are the people off of Jerry Springer.

wotchu say hoe,,,,im gonna kickyo ass ,,,u my baby,s momma hahahahahah what a load of shit lol

 

[BigDyl]

Krikie mate, you american blokes are too aggro for us aussies. We just want to relax in billabongs and eat bloomin' onions. And observe dannngerous creatures in the wild. This is the australian flying snake, its the most poisonous snake in the wooorld. Your alright mate... WhooOOoaA... Krikie its flying twoards me head! Krikie, it bit me!

 

[PreMier]

Transcript from a Crocodile Hunter Episode:

"Look at this little beauty! This is the sydney funnel web spiiider. The most poisonous spiiider in the woorld! Your alright m8. I'm just going to poke it a bit and try to get it a little agrivated so I can show you its fangs. As you can see... your alright m8...whooOooaa.... As you can see, it has 3 inch long fangs with toxic venom dripping from them! It's one ferocious spiiider. Funnel webs can vertical leap up to 3 meters high! Your alright... Your alright. Ok, now I'm going to provoke it by staring at it, directly in front of me, just inches from me face! Oh no, Krikie! It landed on me face... WHoOOoa, its latched on to me nose... Don't bite m8... Don't biii... KRIKIE, IT BIT ME!...Arrrgghhh...."

I miss that show.

 

[aceshigh]

Krikie mate, you american blokes are too aggro for us aussies. We just want to relax in billabongs and eat bloomin' onions. And observe dannngerous creatures in the wild. This is the australian flying snake, its the most poisonous snake in the wooorld. Your alright mate... WhooOOoaA... Krikie its flying twoards me head! Krikie, it bit me!

thats some funny shit,,,,,,,eat onions???? never heard that one,,,,,,,u sound more australian than me,,,if u say bye krikie u will sound more ozzie ill give u some other ozzie words
actually ive never heard anyone say krikie except on movies and shit lol
heres a great australian song
they came from micathara in a burnt out blue fj
which farted and just shit itself in jutland parade
right next door to bondy
when the smoke cleared a voice said hey this place look alright
we,ll tell the government its a sacred site,,that fucking easy
they had 24 kids nine adults and 16 dogs ,, a dead roo on the roof rack
and a boot load fulla grog now were flash as micheal jackson now were living next door to allen

ozzie words
g,day
bloody gala
righto
dog and bone ...means phone
up there kazalie
having a spell means having a rest
this is what u say to someone who cant drive
u couldnt drive a greasy stick up a pigs arse lol
pigs arse means like saying bullshit or thats crap

i actually use none of these words but know people that do,,fucking hicks lol

 

[BigDyl]

thats some funny shit,,,,,,,eat onions???? never heard that one,,,,,,,u sound more australian than me,,,if u say bye krikie u will sound more ozzie ill give u some other ozzie words
actually ive never heard anyone say krikie except on movies and shit lol
heres a great australian song
they came from micathara in a burnt out blue fj
which farted and just shit itself in jutland parade
right next door to bondy
when the smoke cleared a voice said hey this place look alright
we,ll tell the government its a sacred site,,that fucking easy
they had 24 kids nine adults and 16 dogs ,, a dead roo on the roof rack
and a boot load fulla grog now were flash as micheal jackson now were living next door to allen

ozzie words
g,day
bloody gala
righto
dog and bone ...means phone
up there kazalie
having a spell means having a rest
this is what u say to someone who cant drive
u couldnt drive a greasy stick up a pigs arse lol
pigs arse means like saying bullshit or thats crap

i actually use none of these words but know people that do,,fucking hicks lol

I guess you have rednecks there just like we do here. No matter where you are, rednecks give your culture a bad name.

 

[aceshigh]

yeah we dont call them rednecks or trailer trash,,,its ferals or bushies lol