Avant Testers: Looking for Volunteers

[kuso]

bastard

 

[DaMayor]

*In best Elvis voice*Thank you, thank you very much.... Please pass the soy beans and sausages.

 

[DaMayor]

tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock..........

 

[Twin Peak]

Originally posted by DaMayor
tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock..........

I'm sorry am I keeping you awake?

Hey, when I started this, I said it would be a few weeks. And just today Avant released several new products (which likely won't be tested) including an inra-oral instant (you take when hunger hits) appetite supressant, I believe the very first of its kind, and a local fat mobilizer that works on different pathways than Lipoderm-Y, and other such products.

 

[DaMayor]

I really meant....
Not knocking the program, Boss. Kuso's just a bad influence.
Proceed.

Hey TP, you really ought to try these smilie thingies, man..

 

[Twin Peak]

Originally posted by DaMayor
Hey TP, you really ought to try these smilie thingies, man..

See my sig.

If you knew me well enough, you'd know I'm just fucking with you.

Its part of my charm.

 

[DaMayor]

If you knew me well enough, you would've realized that I had beat you to the punch.
(I remember what inspired the smilie issue)

 

[nikegurl]

I may be too late - but I'd like to try this one.

I've dieted before with success. Went from 20% bodyfat down to 12% for the one contest I did back when I was in college. Last year I got down to about 16%. Now I'm hovering around 19% again and not happy 'bout it.

I know how to do it. I train really hard in the gym. The dieting messes me up every time. I really think if I could consistently stick to the eating I'd make huge improvement. If this could help - I'd LOVE to try!

I'm also bad about once I slip up - I tend to keep slipping for a day or two. These aren't big huge binges or anything crazy. Just cumulative slips that do harm and stop my progress.

 

[Twin Peak]

Not to late yet, still accepting applications.

 

[lina]

Hey TP, are you really a supplement lawyer?

Expains the countless hours you spend online

 

[mjsturg1]

When do you think you will decide?

 

[Twin Peak]

Good question. When Mind and Muscle Mag #12 is released (likely today or tomorrow), there will be an announcement on product release date. Once that is determined we will be selecting the most appropriate one or two testers.

Stay tuned, and thanks for being patient.

 

[Twin Peak]

Okay, everyone. I am hopeful that we will get this roling in about two weeks.

Since its been a long delay, and some of you may have finished or be near finished with your cutting, everyone who is still interested please speak up. If you didn't previously respond, now is the last time to di so.

Tkarrde and I will be deciding who the tester(s) will be early next week.

Thanks for the continued interest.

 

[DaMayor]

I think everybody bailed. And this product was...? <<<<Smilie. Indicative of humor, or intended humor.

 

[dvlmn666]

I'm still in if possible.

 

[Twin Peak]

That's one. Shaddup, DM.

 

[DaMayor]

Well, I would volunteer, but I'm just not good enough.....*snivel snivel* Oh, No no...that's okay, I'm used to it.......Yeah, I know, if I were only a bit younger.......and reeeeal smart like you and 'Daddy's a Chicken'...er, I mean, 'The Chicken Daddy'. Maybe one day I'll reach your level of greatness.

 

[Triple Threat]

Looking for someone to wanting to cut? I'm still a possibility.

 

[Jodi]

I'm still interested and I'm just starting a new l/c plan too

 

[Robboe]

Originally posted by DaMayor
Maybe one day I'll reach your level of greatness.

I sincerely doubt it.

 

[DaMayor]

Well, You're entitled to your delusions.

 

[Twin Peak]

Alright ladies, lets not clutter up this thread with nonsense. Please start another thread and insult me, and each other there.

Thanks much.

 

[DaMayor]

My apologies.....it will never happen again.

 

[Twin Peak]

Originally posted by DaMayor
My apologies.....it will never happen again.

If it does, we will hunt you down.....

 

[Twin Peak]

Last call (seriously). In case anyone needs a reason to buy this product, let alone test it, here are about 100 reasons. Maybe more.

http://www.avantlabs.com/product.php?productID=5

 

[Pepper]

Ok, I forgot to do this...I PM'd you and you said to post here.

I am 36 years old. I weigh 307 lbs down from over 330lbs in February. I am on what you guys would call a "cut." I eat about 2400 cals a day w/300 grams of Protein. Keep a close eye on fat.

I train 4 times a week, mostly lifting. I am trying to run more to burn more calories. This is getting easier but is still tough for me.

My photo is in the member pic section.

Not sure what other info you need.

 

[dvlmn666]

I'm in. lookin forward to trying this out.

 

[Pepper]

Originally posted by Pepper
Ok, I forgot to do this...I PM'd you and you said to post here.

I am 36 years old. I weigh 307 lbs down from over 330lbs in February. I am on what you guys would call a "cut." I eat about 2400 cals a day w/300 grams of Protein. Keep a close eye on fat.

I train 4 times a week, mostly lifting. I am trying to run more to burn more calories. This is getting easier but is still tough for me.

My photo is in the member pic section.

Not sure what other info you need.

A little more...like i said, have been dieting since February. I have not had much trouble sticking to it. While i have lost a good bit of weight, about a pound a week, I had thought that at 2400 cals I would have lost more. I am wondering if 1) my metabolism is just crappy or 2) if I have gone too low, too fast and screwed my metabolism. I tend to think the former is the case. I am upping my cardio to try to jolt out of it.

I am extremely dedicated to the diet, I refeed b/c I have to and always feel like I have failed afterwards. Given my metabolism concerns, I force myself to do it every 10 days or so.

I have been lifting heavy through the diet and am getting my strength back to pre-diet levels, but have found I need my SC oats in the pre-workout breakfast to do it.

That is probably more than you need in some areas and less in others, but PM if you need more.

 

[Jodi]

I think I already told you that yes, I'm still up for it!

 

[nikegurl]

me too!