Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...

[david]

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!"

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

"I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."

"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broken..."

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

" ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

 

[Mudge]

LOL, damn those are good...

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!"

 

[bigss75]

 

[david]

Originally posted by Mudge
LOL, damn those are good...

75% of them work too! Bigss, will tell you that he's gotten away with falling asleep while standing!!!

 

[lean_n_76er]

I like the "and in Jesus name...." that's great!

 

[CRASHMAN]

 

[seyone]

LOL I need to try some of those.

 

[david]

OK. Maybe my % was off in what would really work!

But these may!

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
(Granted you really do give blood religiously and on that day you give!)

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
(My friend who is a PH.D and works at Pfizer really does meditate and think with his eyes closed does this!)

"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
(Same thing with my friend!!!)

 

[Leslie]

ROTFLMAO!!

 

[david]

Originally posted by Leslie2196
ROTFLMAO!!

It's the B-Day girl!

Hope you had a great 3 or 4 day weekend!

 

[Leslie]

Originally posted by davidjasondean


It's the B-Day girl!

Hope you had a great 3 or 4 day weekend!

YEP YEP I even skipped the gym last night and made it a 5 day weekend (not intentionally )