Black People

[Captain Krunch]

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

 

[ManInBlack]

nice

 

[ManInBlack]

Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."

 

[DOMS]

Damn.

 

[DOMS]

YouTube Video

 

[CG]

why does beyonce say "to the left, to the left"?

cause niggars got no rights

 

[Work IN Progress]

Lol, Bet you cant find a black IM member. Its a race. First to prove it gets reps because I cant remember any. JR may be half. Im not sure.

 

[Typo]

So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty

 

[Work IN Progress]

So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty

Tell him to join IM. lol Maybe he has a good sense of humor.

 

[CG]

Lol, Bet you cant find a black IM member. Its a race. First to prove it gets reps because I cant remember any. JR may be half. Im not sure.

supermans daddy is jamacian

 

[Typo]

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and nicks her purse.

 

[Kraez]

Typo's jelly that his black neighbor can squat more than him.

 

[Typo]

Typo's jelly that his black neighbor can squat more than him.

Oh please niggers can't afford to live in my neighborhood

You just jelly that your LFE hasn't floated over in that kfc bucket yet

 

[Kraez]

Oh please niggers can't afford to live in my neighborhood

You just jelly that your LFE hasn't floated over in that kfc bucket yet

Niggers can't afford to live near you because they can't afford to pay for eye surgery after seeing your white ass everyday. ;D

 

[Typo]

Niggers can't afford to live near you because they can't afford to pay for eye surgery after seeing your white ass everyday. ;D

Waitwut

 

[PreMier]

Lol, Bet you cant find a black IM member. Its a race. First to prove it gets reps because I cant remember any. JR may be half. Im not sure.

lam is black...