Bleaching your sphincter, what about dying it colors?

[maniclion]

If they can bleach your brown eye pink, what about dying your brown eye blue? You can say you got cornholed by a Smurf!

 

[azza1971]

Might look into that.

 

[Watson]

If they can bleach your brown eye pink, what about dying your brown eye blue? You can say you got cornholed by a Smurf!

why not just get cornholed by one? save u drinking at least 1 protein shake that day....

 

[Milwdude]

Nice, lmao!!!

 

[dogsoldier]

This thread rates a major WTF??????

 

[dieseljimmy]

This thread rates a major WTF??????

^yes but...

-how does a smurf have sex?...They smuck

 

[azza1971]

what colour does a smurf go when you choke it?

 

[theCaptn']

If they can bleach your brown eye pink, what about dying your brown eye blue? You can say you got cornholed by a Smurf!

There is always lipstick

 

[Big Pimpin]

There is always lipstick

Don't the lower rent sluts in porn use waterproof makeup?

 

[maniclion]

Speaking of porn, why do I see a guy wearing a condom while plugging a ho and then for the money shot he just blows his load in her mouth? What was the point?

 

[Rednack]

If they can bleach your brown eye pink, what about dying your brown eye blue? You can say you got cornholed by a Smurf!

You can bleach it yellow and be a big bird fan...