Blonde Joke

[jagbender]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

 

[Little Wing]

a blonde and a brunette work together in an office monday thru friday. friday afternoon the brunette gets a delivery of beautiful long stemmed roses. she rolls her eyes and says to the blonde "great, now i have to spend all weekend on my back with my legs in the air."




the blonde looks confused and says "what, you don't have a vase?"

 

[jagbender]

a blonde and a brunette work together in an office monday thru friday. Friday afternoon the brunette gets a delivery of beautiful long stemmed roses. She rolls her eyes and says to the blonde "great, now i have to spend all weekend on my back with my legs in the air."




the blonde looks confused and says "what, you don't have a vase?"

lol

 

[jagbender]

This Blonde hears that soaking her skin in milk will make if soft and beautiful.

So she goes to a farmer and asks to buy some milk, The farmer being curious curious asks, what do you wan the milk for? the Blonde says I want to soak in milk in my tub for beautuful soft skin.

The Farmer replies you want pasturized?

The Blone anwers, no just enough to cover my tits.

 

[edp71u528]

like the first one

 

[TAE]

Two blonds are walking down the sidewalk. One finds a compac on the ground, flicks it open, looks in the mirror and says " that picture looks familiar " the other one graps it from her hand looks and says " Of course it does that's me you idiot "