Blonde Joke!

[mmafiter]

A blind man, enters the wrong bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool, and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
times."

 

[kuso]

My abs are killing me

 

[Rissole]

Now thats funny

 

[cornfed]

Nice...

 

[irontime]

A blonde walks into a barber shop wearing headphones and asks for a haircut. The barber says sure sits her down and tries to take off the headphones and she starts screaming, "No, if you take those off I'll die !!! So after a brief arguement the barbe concedes and starts cutting her hair with the headphones on.

After a minute it starts to annoy him and he snatches the headset off when the blonde wasn't expecting it. Sure enough the blonde starts choking, turns blue in the face, and keels over.
Baffled, the barber puts on the headphones to hear what she was listening to, it went, "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in,..."

 

[Rusty]

good ones.......

 

[Rusty]

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

 

[MJ23]

Where should you run really fast if a Blonde threw a pin at you?

Well, she is got the grenade in her mouth

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by MJ23
Where should you run really fast if a Blonde threw a pin at you?

Well, she is got the grenade in her mouth

Obviously a blonde making fun of blondes here folks

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by irontime
Obviously a blonde making fun of blondes here folks

....Thats what I thought.

 

[MJ23]

Punk Assesssss...


Thats Okay

IT

 

[MJ23]

IT.. This is the least u can do after finding out what this blonde here been doing with ur "woman

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by MJ23
IT.. This is the least u can do after finding out what this blonde here been doing with ur "woman

Nope, The least I could do would be to send you grammar classes via E-mail.

 

[cornfed]

Hey, I'm still blonde... i guess